your saviour

One of the hottest pieces of ass gracing the halls of Dalton. Unfortunately for you, this ass is off the market and happily taken by the equally hot Hunter Clarington. [RP BLOG] [EVENTUAL SEBLAINTER]

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PRIVATE:SEBLAINTER

As much as I’d love to take credit for turning the great Sebastian Smythe soft— alas, he’s always been a big softie on the inside…. I know where your mind is going with this Smythe, and that part of you is never soft.

Rest assured, he does have a point. You’re not going to find yourself if you settle for the first guy you see. Go out, meet new people, test the waters a bit. And if you still prefer Russell, then you have your answer.

[warblingblaineanderson]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINTER

Well that’s true, I think Seb’s always been a softie inside, I guess I meant that I’m delighted to see him expressing that side so freely!  Bravo, Hunter, Bravo. 

Never soft? Hahahhahahhaha.  That sounds like that could be a medical problem, though. :D 

I wouldn’t say I would be settling.  Honestly I was fully prepared to be single for awhile…but Russell is not the kind of guy you meet every day.  Dating other people wouldn’t be about trying to figure out if Russell was right or not, it would be more about making sure I keep things casual for awhile, even if does turn out to be Mr. Right.   So I can get more centered before I let myself really fall. 

I honestly doubt I could find someone out there who I would prefer.  But I could have some fun, I guess?  It might force me not to think about Russell too much. 

Thanks for your support, you guys.  If people only could read these messages, they would know both of you are much nicer than most people think. 

[basthewarbler-blog1]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINTER

Sounds like the opposite of a problem to me, B. I've never heard Hunter complain, anyway. And if you'd seen him naked you'd understand.

But let's get one thing clear; I am not soft. Just because I'm nice to both of you doesn't mean I'm a saint, it just means I like you. Everyone else, I tolerate. 

There's no harm in having some fun, Killer. Getting yourself out there. It might do you some good, considering how long you were in a relationship for. It's not like you need to go home with someone that night - just test the waters a little bit, see how you feel.

Don’t ever tell anyone. We have reputations to uphold.

[warblingblaineanderson]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINTER   

You’re right…it’s just frustrating, I just thought I could do it, that I could make it work with Trent and Meatbox.  

I don’t hate the uniform, I’m just tired of it.  I want to wear something else sometimes, not just on the weekend.  I just want to choose.

Russell didn’t do anything, I’m pissing myself off.  I thought I could do this casual thing with him, but I don’t know it I can.  I thought it would work because it’s long distance and he’s older and a great communicator, I thought I could handle it but after every conversation I feel so awkward about how long I need to wait to get in contact again, and wondering if he’s dating anyone else - which he is welcome to do that’s what we said we would do.   I just wish I could be that person who can stand on his own and not be so freaking needy.  It feels like it was Kurt again, except Russell is much more responsive but still on my end I still feel like this needy idiot.  That’s not who I want to be. I’m wondering if I should just cut it off.  But I like him a lot so I don’t know it’s so frustrating because it’s really me.  I’m frustrated with who I am.

[basthewarbler-blog1]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINTER  

Believe me, Killer, I've tried. You just need to find a way to make it work for us. We'll see what we can do about the choreography next practice.

Have you actually tried dating someone else? Or has it just been Russell? Maybe you need to get yourself out there. Why don't you, me and Hunt go to Scandals on Friday night? We can be your wingmen, and I can warn you away from the guys that you do not want to go there with - trust me.

There's nothing wrong with who you are, B. You're flawless. You just need to find yourself again. With or without Mr. Princeton. 

[warblingblaineanderson]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINTER  

Just everything.  Midterm studying is ridiculous in English, I don’t know how Ms. Buttonwillow could be any more vague in what she said it would cover; turns out you’re right, Trent and Meatbox can’t seem to find their right foot no matter how much time I spend trying to rehearse them privately for sectionals; Cooper is making me insane with his texts every five minutes about an audition for a toothpaste commercial; last time I was home my dad just kept giving me these LOOKS.  Everything and everyone is just annoying the heck out of me: the dining hall potatoes were cold, I’m sick of wearing this uniform, my strap broke on my messenger bag, Thad, my phone case, my comforter, my whole thing with Russell, I’m out of hair gel…I could go on forever.

I’m going to go back to boxing, sorry you guys go back to studying.

[basthewarbler-blog1]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINTER  

Alright, first of all, just put Trent and Meatbox in the back row so that their blunders get noticed less. I can help you give them less complicated choreography for just them that even they can't possibly fuck up. Although, knowing Trent, he'll find a way regardless. Second, you do not hate the uniform. It’s like a second skin on you. Third, what did Russell do to piss you off? Do you need me and Hunter to deal with him? 

[warblingblaineanderson]

I’ve seen Hunter’s abs before, Seb.  Yes your boyfriend is beautiful, yes the rest of us are missing out and so much inferior to you because we don’t have what you were able to take off the market, blah blah blah, I get it.  I don’t even know why I’m still replying to you when I’m in this mood.  None of this is helping.

[basthewarbler-blog1]

Aw, come on, B, we're just messing around. What mood? What's wrong?

[warblingblaineanderson]

@warblingblaineanderson Sometimes even Hunter needs a break, Bas.  But if you can’t do without him, fine, that could also be EXACTLY what I need.  Let’s go have casual sex, a threesome even.  You know me so well.

[basthewarbler-blog1]

@basthewarbler I can practically hear the sarcasm from my dorm room, but you have no idea what you're missing out on. Those abs are even more impressive uncovered, and you'll find that Hunter and I have many hidden talents between us. 

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@captainclarington Well, you mentioned needing a stress reliever and I need someone to keep my ever-horny boyfriend busy. It’s a perfect solution.

[warblingblaineanderson]

@warblingblaineanderson Hah hah hah, Hilarious.  Serves me right for even commenting here.

[basthewarbler-blog1]

@basthewarbler Keeping me busy is supposed to be your job, babe, but Anderson can join us any time he wants ;)

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With midterms coming up, there’s nothing like a good work out session to get rid of all that exam stress    #ArmDay

[warblingblaineanderson]

@warblingblaineanderson What if working out isn’t enough?

[basthewarbler-blog1]

@basthewarbler I have a few ideas of how I can help with your stress. I'll give you a hint; they involve less clothes, and maybe a bed. Maybe. 

[warblingblaineanderson]

Co-Captains [F2F Blainter]

[warblingblaineanderson]

Blaine looked a touch surprised at Hunter’s comment, but a small smile played at his lips after a moment.  It was, after all, a pleasant surprise to get a joke  from the new captain, who had been so serious (and downright rude about the New Directions trophy).  Hunter had a quick sense of humor, as it turned out…though, especially for someone who was so quickly to renounce being “remotely bisexual” when they first met, it was surprisingly raunchy…and gay-friendly.

Blaine was opening his mouth to banter back a witty retort when Sebastian appeared.  Blaine smiled up at him and was about to say hello when…

…SEBASTIAN KISSED HUNTER.

Blaine’s mouth was slightly open as he stared from Sebastian to Hunter, back to Sebastian again. “Wait…” he said without thinking, finally closing his mouth as he tried to process all the questions that were cropping up in his mind.  His brow furrowed and the most pertinent ones tumbled out.  “So you’re…but you said you’re not bisexual…but you two…?”

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Hunter’s lips quirked up into a small smile as he watched his boyfriend pull up a chair beside him and greet him with a kiss. “If I walked around shirtless all the time, I have a strong suspicion we won’t get anything done” he shot back, rolling his eyes exaggeratedly to emphasize the ridiculousness of Sebastian’s request.

Hunter turned his attention back to his new co-captain just in time to see his mouth hung open from shock. It was a rather comical sight, and in spite of his best efforts, Hunter couldn’t keep himself from chuckling as he watched Blaine glance back and forth between him and Sebastian in utter confusion. Hunter decided it was probably due time to let Blaine know about their relationship. “I believe my words were ‘I’m not remotely bisexual’— which I’m not. I’m most definitely gay” he explained nonchalantly, taking a sip of his latte.

[smythethewarbler-blog]

Sebastian chuckled amusedly at Hunter’s exasperation, before turning to regard Blaine’s expression, eyebrows arching ever so slightly. “Wait, you didn’t know we were dating?” he asked, gesturing between himself and Hunter. “Could’ve sworn I mentioned it." When he tried to think of an example of mentioning it, however, he came up short. "Huh." 

Actually, he was shocked that none of the Warblers had told Blaine, either. They usually operated like a gossip mill - Trent in particular, despite Sebastian’s telling him over and over again to mind his own damn business. “I know for a fact that I talked about how hot you were,” he said to Hunter, smirking against his coffee as he took a sip. 

[warblingblaineanderson]

As Allen Saunders via John Lennon said…“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans…”  

[smythethewarbler-blog]

And that wasn’t vague at all. Enlighten me, would you?

[warblingblaineanderson]

Nope, not at all classy.  Though that’s not to say that a little bit of your naughty hip swinging necessarily has NO place on stage (Stand and especially Glad You Came highlighted that)…I just wasn’t going to admit that to you at the time :) 

And yes, I know, was red with rage!

You don’t have to keep apologizing for all that.  You were just getting overly competitive.  We’ve all done that before.  heck I let it get the best of me, I’m sorry I didn’t forgive you right away.  

Not necessarily, I was just spitballing there.  And of course I was going to get his input, we’re co-captains, after all.  And if he needs extra convincing, who says I need you to do it?  I have my own wiles, after all ;)

I love you, Seb.  Have I mentioned that lately?  You’re so good to me.

Hah, I knew your head would explode with that.  But it is true, and I hadn’t thought of the cat thing, that’s true!  We should get them together. 

[smythethewarbler-blog]

I knew you appreciated the hip swinging. 

Mm, rage. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Because it looked like you wanted to jump my bones. Which you were perfectly welcome to do. 

No, I deserved it. You don’t have anything to apologise for, B. 

Are you offering to blow my boyfriend for me, Anderson? Because we might have to talk about that beforehand. 

Don’t mention it. People might start thinking I have a heart, and you don’t want to give them the wrong idea. 

Actually, I am kinda curious to see them in a room together. You’re on. 

[warblingblaineanderson]

Smh, the first time we had coffee you wanted me cheat on Kurt!  Yes, staying away from your hip swinging, set list stealing self took herculean effort.  Hah, I was so mad at you.

Actually, I wonder if we could rework that into a Michael mash-up for sectionals?  Maybe with Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough? 

Anyway… thank you for not grilling Russell.

Aw, always the flatterer.  What do you want from me this time, my first born child? ;)

Hah, Brittany is great, I’m glad you find her amusing, if you spent more time with her you’d find she’s much more than that.  She’s so much fun and a good friend.  And she is a straight shooter…kind of like Hunter, I guess.

[smythethewarbler-blog]

I still maintain that it was perfectly classy, despite your protests. And please, you should’ve seen the colour your face turned - you were interested. For the record, though, I am sorry about the set list. I shouldn’t have abused our friendship like that.

You want to do Michael? Sure, Killer. You’ll need to talk to Hunter, though. But he needs a little extra convincing, let me know ;) 

What? It’s true. Simple as that. 

Did you seriously just compare my boyfriend to Brittany? I suppose they do both have a weird fixation with cats. 

[ohlovequotes]

Truth is, I didn’t expect to get this attached to you.

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[warblingblaineanderson]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINE

I thought he was very gracious and genuine on the phone with me about that, but I will be on high alert when I see him to see if you are right, okay?  It’s very sweet you are so concerned, but don’t worry, I can handle myself.  I handled your inappropriate advances, yes? ;)

Hah, it’s true, I guess the rest of us will just have to cry together in our miserable, subpar existence.

Russell’s parents are far from rich, and I saw online that he won a merit-based scholarship.  But Seb, don’t come by if you’re going to be rude and grill him.  The only way I’m going to stand on my own again is if I do exactly that - so please don’t act like my over protective older brother or something.  If you want to come and say hello, you are welcome, but if you want to give him the third degree, then please stay away.  I may have made some terrible mistakes in my actions this year, but I always trust my gut on people and I need you to trust my judgment as well.

Also, since when do you place any value in the opinions of my McKinley friends?

[smythethewarbler-blog]

PRIVATE:SEBLAINE

They weren’t inappropriate. They were extremely appropriate. I still can’t believe you managed to resist my hip shaking. ;) But fine. As long as you’re on alert, I’ll step down. For now. I’m keeping my eye on him, though. 

You say ‘we’ as though you’re part of the subpar existence. I can tell you that that’s 100% bullshit. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you’re flawless. 

Rude? Me? It’s like we’ve never met. I’m shocked and appalled.

…fine. I’ll try not to grill him. 

I don’t, really. I just wanted to use the phrase “Blonde and Blonder”. Besides, Brittany’s always somewhat amusing when she’s confused. Which is 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. 

[warblingblaineanderson]

One man’s 2 is another man’s 15, but seriously why are we going 10 rounds debating this guy’s attractiveness? I’m having coffee with him as friends, not marrying the guy.  And even if it were a real date, looks aren’t everything to me, you know that.

Well, I’m usually right about my gut, too. 

[unsent] After all, Kurt told me to stay away from you after we first met, then almost all of my McKinley friends told me to stay far away from you after the rock salt slushie, even after you apologized…but I knew in my gut that you weren’t that bad, that you really meant it, that you are a good person.

I was right about you, right? ;)

Hah, now you’re grasping at straws, presuming Mr. Princeton’s IQ - you can do better than this, Smythe.  But yes, we’re getting coffee after dinner tonight.  Stop by if you can!  I’ve gotta run, though, brunch with Sam and Brittany.  Have a good day!   

[smythethewarbler-blog]

Whether you’re having coffee with him as friends, you know he’s not looking at it that way.

[unsent] Yes, I’m aware. You dated Kurt for too long for looks to be important. Apparently personality isn’t, either.

Hate to break it to you, Killer, but not everyone is as wonderful as I am. 

You’d be surprised at the amount of morons that they let into that place. All it needs is a little help from daddy’s trust fund. I’ll make sure to stop by. Let me know what Blonde and Blonder think of Mr. Princeton, would you? 

[warblingblaineanderson]

Hah, well it’s a 1.5 hour Uber ride from Lima to Columbus, so there was time to sober up a little :)  Well, one man’s 8 is another man’s 12.  You should see some of the pictures on his facebook.  Wow. What makes you not trust the guy, because he had a few drinks in a bar and got the phone number of a tipsy someone who he danced and had a fun conversation with?  Anyway, I’m having coffee with him and if he seems untrustworthy, then I’ll distance myself from him.  What’s the harm?  If anything maybe he can get us some insider info on Ivy League admissions.

I don’t know, he’s gorgeous, fun, nice but not a pushover.  Honestly he probably could be anyone’s type.  He’s so much fun, you really would like him if you talked to him just for a minute.  We’ll be at the Lima Bean, you can come by and say hi.

[smythethewarbler-blog]

Whatever you say, Robin Thicke. I saw him at the club - he’s really not all that impressive. And I said he’s at most an 8. I was being generous. People only put up the pictures that make them look best on facebook, anyway. The dangers of the digital age.

He just didn’t seem trustworthy. I don’t know how to explain it, it’s just a feeling. I’m usually right about these things. 

My type has a higher IQ, but each to their own. Are you meeting him today? 

[warblingblaineanderson]

How much do you know about how much sense he had after a few seconds of interaction?  And I could see straight, thank you very much.  I looked him up the next morning and no, I did not remember incorrectly.  He’s beautiful. 

Since when is a kind, sweet, thoughtful, Princeton man not my type?  Since never, which is why yes, I am going to go to coffee with him.  But I promise I’m not going to be leaping into anything, we’ll just be friends.  Too bad for Russell that you and Hunt are taken, I would think Russell would very much be your type.

[smythethewarbler-blog]

Blaine, I literally have a text from you in my phone that says “vision isblurry blurredlines hahhahahaha”. Please check your text history for confirmation. That aside, he’s at most an 8. You deserve a 10. 

Maybe in your drunken haze he was kind, sweet and thoughtful, but I don’t know… I don’t trust the guy. What makes you think he’s my type? 

[warblingblaineanderson]

No, just got a call from a guy I met the other night, the one who was taking care of me when you guys got to Axis?  He asked me out for dinner next weekend.  I can’t remember if I told you, but I’m not planning to date this year, so it’s just bad timing.  It’s just a shame because Russell’s definitely the kind of person I would otherwise be interested in romantically.  But it was nice, when I told him that I’m not in the right headspace, he was so great.  We’re just going to be friends.  I told him we don’t have to, but he was lovely.  So we’re just going to coffee.

Though another HP book would be amazing.

[smythethewarbler-blog]

The guy that had more muscle than sense? Huh. Well, at least his taste isn’t terrible. Though, there’s a lot to be said about scoring phone numbers off of people that are too drunk to see straight. I would’ve never have pegged him as your type, B. You sure you want to go to coffee with this guy?

I can practically see you salivating at the thought of another book. Down, boy.