[cf-rip-deactivated20170324]

[raevn]

this is the whitest thing i’ve ever seen i’m screaming

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

I’m Pimpley.

[the-golden-ghost]

What does “add A for the girl” mean? Bona Petitea? Dudesona? Evalatera?

[lesbiangaara-deactivated2017052]

has there been any new su news

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

No the soviet union is still gone

[just-shower-thoughts]

“See you later” is often perceived as earlier than “See you soon”, despite “soon” being earlier than “later”.

[halleywars]

[pope-goodvibes]

UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS

[pretty-fly-for-a-jedi]

Loki is a terrible father

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[alexmishma]

[imverybluntt]

PARENTING A++

[bando--grand-scamyon]

THE PARENT I ASPIRE TO BE WHEN THAT TIME COMES

[themasterpupil]

Wasn’t even his son and he gave him the proper parenting for real

[marj4rine]

i bring to you, an old meme

@thearcanagame

[scienceandfandoms]

You fools. She is dual wielding.

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[memewhore]

[ultragooner89]

[30minutememes]

[prasejeebus]

Me: I’m going to bed early tonight so I can get enough sleep and wake up early and feel refreshed.  Me at 2 am laughing at memes in bed:

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

[irlbop]

Oh my god

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

[rats-in-knots]

The prophecy had been fulfilled

Tanacon

[starry-river-serval]

mom holy fuck

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this truly does belong beside the other greats.

[distractedboyfriend]

[classicalliberalleague]

art imitates life, life imitates art

[the-grey-tribe]

gluttony vs lust

[zackisontumblr]

i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me

[zackisontumblr]

we’re all in this together

[zackisontumblr]

3 years later…

[whitepeopletwitter]

Kev? You okay there, buddy?