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an apology video...

#sorry not sorry though...#this was the funniest thing i've ever done with this blog

homeless, jobless, 6 days late on a deadline, thinking about cigarettes, only thing on my instagram is white monster adverts and heated rivalry, merry christmas !

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only surfing im good at is couch surfing 🌊🤙

#sharing my bed w/ my friend's cat tonight and spent the night cooking for her mom #couch surfing is amazing during a housing crisis bc you get to live with ur friend and their parents #reposting on my cooler blog bc i crave attention (couch surfing joke is FUNNYYYY.... LAUGHHH)#is this even a batman blog anymore? jury's still out

it should actually be illegal to set deadlines in summer. i cannot be working when the sun is looking so sexy

#this one for my southern hemisphere homies #im already 4 days late on this deadline but my excuse email was majestic

anybody have any suggestions on getting pangea back together so i can be on the same continent as my long distance friends?

#id loveee love love it if it wasnt 2000 dollars and two days flying to see my friends and family teehee #at least put australia a bit closer next time

love to be in a different time zone when new episodes air: everyone else is locked in on a thursday night, i get to enjoy tumblr posts at breakfast like it's the morning paper.

#911 #everyone say thank you australia :)

dr-paint

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

mediocre cities >>>

#the city that never sleeps is OUT. the city that never woke up is IN

taking a shit in the public bathroom with earbuds in: i dont need to hear all that, but everybody else does

#does not need tags

when i say 'porridge' you say 'hell yeah'

porridge

#shit is good #ive been loving evening porridge recently #like yesss let me get my little bowl of gruel at dinner after a late lunch #tumblrs aging user base anyone?

big L to the entire country of france. old british woman who lived in paris for 55 years told me "when god created france, it was perfect, and then.... he put french people in it"

#not a single person ive met on a arguably short journey through france has had a positive thing to say about the french #people rolled down the window on several occasions to yell obscenities at me or flip me the bird #i was just doing normal things (hitchhiking)#an influencer filmed us for two hours....#deadass what is in the water in france that makes it such a shithole?#anyways paris was nice 👍#no offense to every french person reading this... haley williams voice: you.. are... the only exception 🦋

tell me why i was just on the tram with one of our MPs and ALSO tell me why he wasn't at work. it's 10 am on a weekday, bbg, please clock in... i am not paying for this tardiness

#i mean come ON DUDE #man was also late for his train connection #dont know what business he had outside of the most beautiful city on earth [redacted] but bruhh #i see politicians so often that now im just like 'bruhh why are you on a stroll when there is xyz-crisis'

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The fic the scene is from is an all time favourite of mine, what happens in vegas by onlydance!

This is the exchange as written (Clark is currently carrying Bruce back from a mission):

I really recommend that anyone anywhere reads it. It's a fantastic fic.

#OH MY GOSH #this is my fic!!!#fanart of my fic!!!!! ahhhhhhh #this is so pretty oh my gosh wowwww

i dont think ill know true love and companionship like two bus drivers waving at each other

beat the holier than thou attitude by becoming a saint

#the moral highground is a staircase and im going to be just a STEP above my enemies #if a vegetarian criticises you for eating meat... go vegan to criticise them for still eating cheese

batarangsoundsdumb

in my mind there is currently no doubt that none of the batfam members cook, like would they be capable, sure, but would their kitchen be used for more than a grilled cheese sandwich and gun cleaning?

batarangsoundsdumb

do they know how to cook? absolutely, indubitably. but do they put these skills to use on a regular, day to day basis...

"i actually think i'd enjoy gotham"- thought process clarification: -> gotham is not that bad actually -> the only reason we think it's shit is because we can see the crimes happening -> because all the criminals wear wacky outfits -> i'd much rather know a crime is happening around me in the moment than to get home and find out on the news

#thinking about all the shit that happens in gotham im like 'ah a thwarted terrorist attack- that happened behind my house last week'#or 'woah drug criminal tortures somebody'. my coworker's dad went to prison for plastering someone behind a wall #i will say that kidnappings are greatly overexaggerated in media. however i will give them a pass bc they used to happen more often #anyways i think gotham is not that bad actually. the aesthetic is great. i think there's ample job opportunity esp in politics #since the mayor keeps getting murdered...#gotham #batman

in my mind there is currently no doubt that none of the batfam members cook, like would they be capable, sure, but would their kitchen be used for more than a grilled cheese sandwich and gun cleaning?

#ALFIE exempt #but ofc he's canonically dead so he doesn't matter right now #like... come on now...

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