top 'o the morning chums

i am much funnier on my other blog

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[cyle]

one that drives around near where i live has a massive bumper sticker that says “I NOW DRIVE THIS IN SHAME” in big bold red text

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[sobcat]

2026 so far

[aemelia]

Can we stay like this forever?

[tinkeys]

is this,,, is this anything,,

a crappy suits version of @/chipper-smol very cool work

[jesuisexhausted]

“if you’re willing, i’m able…”

[shaneybby]

HOLLANDER V ROSANOV

... mma au anyone?

[artaudmatic]

Girls who are gonna be ok <3

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[butchmary]

jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok

[scunthotter]

Shane and his therapist, post breakdown, making a list of things Shane has wanted to do but thought was too gay. Shane sweating and nervous while Ilya helps him order a soy milk latte.

[bo0bydrake]

hey actually shane sitting in front of ilya, ilya smoking cigarette, reaching his arm over shane's shoulder to tap off the ash, face in the crook of his neck. "i think i could live like this." pressing closer, chest expanding, breathing in the same slow rhythm.

[lesbianlandry]

have you thought about shane bringing ilya a blanket and a coffee while he has his morning cigarette. and then getting under the blanket with him to watch the sunrise. i need you to really think about this with me. are you doing it.

[bo0bydrake]

every time i see people say that shane wants ilya to stop smoking and is on his dick about it. consider that he stood there for one cigarette (maybe two) same blanket, little morning coffee, little kiss, toothpaste and ashy tabacco. and maybe he holds ilya's cigarette butt for him so that he can throw it away when they get back inside, instead of dropping it on the floor. maybe he doesn't like the habit, wouldnt like it for himself, but wouldnt know the taste of ilya without it. maybe he accepts it, carries his smushed up pack of imported russian cigarettes (american is just too weak) for him when ilya's hideous skinny jeans and vintage silk shirts don't have enough pocket space. you ever think about that??

[bedlund]

so basically i think it would be really juicy if shane telling ilya to go to therapy had the added air of superiority because shane IS in talk therapy and he thinks he’s sooo good at it. meanwhile his psychologist just kind of sucks and they are doing this at each other for an hour every week

[fractally]

I am a fan of the dynamic where there's no leak and Shane moves to the Cens of his own accord and then Shane and Ilya never come out exactly but they just live openly and all these dumbass hockey players are just like

"Oh yeah they're just like that. They live together and room together and vacation together and get mad if they're separated on the bench. And they kiss in the locker room sometimes but it's you know. They're joking around. Good guys. Gay? Well---no I don't think so. I mean that's weird. Roz is a pussy hound. I mean I've never seen him with a woman but you know he is. Anyway Hollander had that whole thing with Rose Landry and he still talks about her, I think he's still hung up on her. Poor guy. I did walk in on Hollander sleeping on Roz's lap the other day but they were just getting in sync for power play you know? You reporters always want to make everything gay it's so weird. What do you mean 'why do they kiss so much' they're the top goal scoring duo in the league"

[slipng]

[sleepingsirian]