> this is my blog for the ship that is batman x bill cipher. anything and everything related to it is posted/reblogged here!
> I use any pronouns, I’m a minor, go to my main blog 4 more info I guess
> confessions and stuff are allowed in the askbox! also submissions are on so yeah
I don’t really know what to say here. I block freely, but basic dni applies and stuff
also. do not steal my or anybody else’s art. I doubt anybody’s gonna care about this blog but just in case
YAP SESSION POST FOR ALL MY MAIN AU BATBILL LORE: https://www.tumblr.com/zionanelequaso/762783530774331392/ive-already-decided-im-yapping-batman-x-bill
I’ve already decided I’m yapping. batman x bill cipher lore BEAM!!!!
warnings: yaoi, gravity falls spoilers, angst, yaoi, yaoi, did i menti
COMMUNITY: https://www.tumblr.com/join/LrpDDjvm
appreciation for the ship that is batman x bill and anything related to it.
hi hi i read the fic you wrote i dont know how i missed it earlier. LOVE it. saddened there wont be any robins because i love those guys, but honestly understandable. writing gets exponentially harder the more moving parts you need to keep track of. the triangles appearing after the photos were taken and the rigor mortis reversal... very spooky. i was lowkey expecting the lady's body to move on its own when the joints werent locked up
bill is CLEARLY obsessed lol. bro what do you mean you're hijacking his most traumatic memory via a dream so you can play the part of his parents AND their murderer. just say you want to crawl inside his ribcage and live there and puppet his body around like a toy and unravel his mind so you can lay it all out nice and neat and see every neuron at once. gayass.
giggles and smiles…thank you..!! So glad you like this bruh I put myself to WORK. I am trying so hard to lock in on writing this
So about a year ago I told @batbill I was writing something for them. And then I promptly forgot until like five minutes ago when I was looking through my drafts. Oopsies! <3
Its technically incomplete, but tumblr's post creator is so ass that I've decided to leave it as it is for now.
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The changes didn't even start until he got attached. Until Bruce's freakish mind, nighttime activities, and "Brucie" persona draw him in. Smart, weird, and knows how to party! Clearly an upgrade from Sixer. (Definitely not some form of rebound obsession.)
Bruce rejects the first few 'gifts'- even goes into a hybrid state of deep depression and manic detective work when Bill kills one of his minor rogues for some human holiday. Honestly, he thinks Batman needs to get over his weird aversion to death. He's a rich white male, he could murder basically anyone and get away with it by virtue of how he was born! But clearly the dead rogue only upset Bruce, and didn't make him want to meet and thank the guy who did it. He'd need to change tactics.
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His big break was when the circus came to town. Not because of the circus itself, but because of one Dick Grayson, freshly-orphaned gymnastics prodigy and new ward of Bruce Wayne. The kid was great- had a real mean streak a mile wide, and covered it easily with puns and a happy-go-lucky mask. Now, normally Bill is no narc- but this kid is literally planning to go out in the middle of the night, in Gotham, and kill a known murderer with his bare nine-year-old hands. Which gives Bill a perfect opportunity to get on Batman's good side! He made sure Dick found out where his parents' murderer was staying, and the next time he snuck out, Bill floated down to the batcave where Bruce had fallen asleep investigating the case his ward had already solved, and told him where the kid was going.
The outcome was bit disappointing, honestly. They didn't bond by murdering the guy who had killed Dick's parents together. Bruce had been so worried about being able to make the kid feel comfortable, kept asking his butler for advice, and Bill had just handed him the perfect chance! What brings people closer than getting revenge together? But no. Batman talked him down, and he and the newly-dubbed Robin put together evidence, tipped off the police, and got the murderer sent to jail. It wasn't a complete waste at least. After Bruce had talked Dick down and driven them home, when he sat in the empty batcave and tried not to let his hands shake at how close his son ward (he could never replace the boy's parents, would never dare to try) had come to dying or doing something he couldn't come back from- he whispered two words into the dark cave air.
"Thank you."
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The next plan was even more successful. Bill had come to the conclusion that, with the revolving doors of the local criminal psychiatric hospital AND the local prison, Bruce's motivation was more likely torture or humiliation. A pretty good reason to not kill, seeing as you can't torture or humiliate a dead person, though he remained weirdly stubborn about it. He could beat up and capture his enemies as many times as he wanted, assured that even after he won the game would start up again when they escaped. Infinite randomized entertainment!
There was some new villain, calling himself the Joker and claiming he was Batman's nemesis. That they were two sides of a coin, forever bound, inseparable. Bill used some goon's body to rig one of the guy's pie launches to throw one at his own face, on live TV. The expression he made was priceless.
Bill wouldn't have heard it if he hadn't been listening- but Batman, emotionless Batman, unflappable, nonreactive, humorless Batman- snickered under his breath, the slightest hint of a smile playing across the visible part of his face.
(It did take a bit longer to properly hammer in that Batman was already spoken for, thank you very much, go find someone else to be your nemesis. He was sure to make it as entertaining as possible for his Bat, and even adjusted his methods to fit Bruce's sense of humor better.)
I was hiking a mountain one day…as I felt myself become worn out, I turned to the person beside me and asked where we were on the mountain. The person said, very simply…
I like imagining batbill with the Justice league sometimes because its so stupid,, like oh okay one day Bruce just arrived with a weird triangle that threatened to eat wally’s teeth and said it was a “temporary addition” but that triangle’s still here and its been. A long time.
im sorry i said that i wanted to replace your tendons and muscles with thin spectral cords of myself so i could draw you up and pull you around like my puppet. in retrospect that was kind of a weird thing to say and most people don’t wanna get possessed or whatever. could i instead coil myself around you like snakes and move you how i want with more brute force? is that more normal
