Who do I talk to about getting some items themed around me next May?
You can go talk to yourself because it's never going to happen
( he just worked the night shift dog he ain't going to be kind )

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@batburger-official
Who do I talk to about getting some items themed around me next May?
You can go talk to yourself because it's never going to happen
( he just worked the night shift dog he ain't going to be kind )
IM STARVING GIVE ME FOOD DAWG
No
It's too damn early
Reblog if you're an Active RP Blog
Dissected frogs today in biology during I found the frogs spleen and quietly laughed to myself because Tim Drake doesn't have that
The Tim drake burger with 100 percent less spleen
Lmao
“Hiyaaaa!!! I would like one- no two- no one… Wurger(?) please!? Oh! And one milkshake. Vanilla. No, chocolate. Can you mix it? Maybe mix it. And some fries! No, actually, no fries.” She smiled slightly too wide, humming and swinging a bat by her side. “I don’t have cash, is that okay? I also don’t have a card…”
~ @beatrix-napier-quinzel
Are you on illicit substances my friend ?
I mean sure I'll make the order but are you okay
Nope!! And I’m dandy! Not a dandelion but happy! It’s a wonderful day.
Now about that payment… How necessary is it?
Pretty necessary ngl
Do you have like coupons or anything
“I havee…” She digs through the singular pocket on her dress and pulls out an eyeball. “This!”
That .... You know what I'm not asking questions
I'll just put it on you tab
“Hiyaaaa!!! I would like one- no two- no one… Wurger(?) please!? Oh! And one milkshake. Vanilla. No, chocolate. Can you mix it? Maybe mix it. And some fries! No, actually, no fries.” She smiled slightly too wide, humming and swinging a bat by her side. “I don’t have cash, is that okay? I also don’t have a card…”
~ @beatrix-napier-quinzel
Are you on illicit substances my friend ?
I mean sure I'll make the order but are you okay
Nope!! And I’m dandy! Not a dandelion but happy! It’s a wonderful day.
Now about that payment… How necessary is it?
Pretty necessary ngl
Do you have like coupons or anything
“Hiyaaaa!!! I would like one- no two- no one… Wurger(?) please!? Oh! And one milkshake. Vanilla. No, chocolate. Can you mix it? Maybe mix it. And some fries! No, actually, no fries.” She smiled slightly too wide, humming and swinging a bat by her side. “I don’t have cash, is that okay? I also don’t have a card…”
~ @beatrix-napier-quinzel
Are you on illicit substances my friend ?
I mean sure I'll make the order but are you okay
@batburger-official
We .... Really need to work on the name
Manager gets mad when I don't call it the wuger....I don't wanna call it the wuger 😭
Well that's to damn bad
@batburger-official
WHO SUMMONED US
But a wurger today , we are no longer asking 🖤
@batburger-official
We .... Really need to work on the name
Do y’all have a menu?
@clarkkent--dailyplanet
Yes sir we do actually I'll get it to you in a moment sorry we are dealing with a joker revolt currently
Oh- no, that’s fine! I’m sorry, take your time!
*Clark waits patiently. This gives him material to write about anyway.*
WE DEMAND FREE JOKERIZED FRIES! THEY'RE NAMED AFTER US!
I just want to see what the menu is. Can y’all please stop stressing out the poor employees and take it up with corporate or something?
Corporate won't answer my phone calls!
....*evil grin*
You're a reporter ain'tcha? Do some reporting! "Evil Batburger Corporate Refuses to Give Joker Free JOKERized Fries: Claims They're NOT Named After the Clown Prince," there, I ever wrote your headline for you! Front page news if I ever heard it!
Uhh that sounds like an issue I should not be involved in.
Also that’s a lengthy title, I think you should stick to your day job.
You're a reporter! This is a reporter issue! And if you wanna keep reportering in the future, you'll do it!
*Joker grins wider, retrieving his BANG! gun from inside his jacket, pointing it at Clark*
You're not leaving this Batburger until you do! If the title is so long, come up with a better one, then!
*Clark’s eyes widen a fraction. Damn. There were a couple folks in this Batburger with the two of them. And the current distance between Joker and him meant that Clark Kent couldn’t very well disarm the man. He raised his hands slowly to either side of his head.*
Let’s not jump to extremes here. I can get you some fries if that’s all this is about, it doesn’t have to be a big thing.
It's not about actually getting the fries, it's about the principle of the thing! I'm the Joker! They refuse to give me JOKERized fries for free! That's like if Guy Fieri was refused service at Flavortown! Preposterous!
We don't give French fries to mass murderers
It's plain and simple
Do y’all have a menu?
@clarkkent--dailyplanet
Yes sir we do actually I'll get it to you in a moment sorry we are dealing with a joker revolt currently
Never gonna get jokerised fries owo
@batburger-official
Oh YEAH well maybe I don't WANT Jokerized fries!! They're disgusting!! Maybe I just want to murder half of Gotham in revenge for being SASSED by a fast food worker, hm?!??!?! Besides, did you know that french fries are always in trouble because they keep getting into hot oil? ... maybe that'll be how I do it, too. Irony!! Delicious french-fried Gotham irony!!!!
Lmao you are so mad at me a random cashier , well I'm honored to be a major target of the joker over French fries
....what about the rest of us workers
Oh yeah y'all should fucking run
.....so can we get a raise?
Sadly at most I could double it ... Boss said no to triple pay
Ah
Love that
I'm sorry with hazard pay I can only do 26.53 an hour
Ridiculous. All my henchmen get at least $50 an hour AND holiday bonuses. Tsk tsk. Shame. Can't live on that in Gotham, not with all the rent increases and the inflation and having to buy all that bottled water.
Woah we have holiday bonuses ,pto, pay overtime fairly ,and let them unionize
Reminder WE ARE PAYING 26 AND HOUR FOR AN ENTRY JOB THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE COLLEGE ???
You get away with your high pay by KILLING HALF OF YOUR HENCHMEN
Hmm. 📝
Why are you here we are not newsworthy
Caroline blinks. "Er sir.... Clay face just came in.... Who's on mop duty tonight?"
... Fuck me in the ass ... I'll take over mop duty
God fucking damnit , did he at least pay this time ?
Holds up clay covered notes. "He said keep the change."
You know what sure
"I'll wash the clay off then." She heads to the sink, only for the clay to pull off the notes and run off to join Clayface. "Oooor that could happen."
Well that's convenient as hell I guess clay face is a better customer than the joker
Caroline blinks. "Er sir.... Clay face just came in.... Who's on mop duty tonight?"
... Fuck me in the ass ... I'll take over mop duty
God fucking damnit , did he at least pay this time ?
Holds up clay covered notes. "He said keep the change."
You know what sure
Never gonna get jokerised fries owo
@batburger-official
Oh YEAH well maybe I don't WANT Jokerized fries!! They're disgusting!! Maybe I just want to murder half of Gotham in revenge for being SASSED by a fast food worker, hm?!??!?! Besides, did you know that french fries are always in trouble because they keep getting into hot oil? ... maybe that'll be how I do it, too. Irony!! Delicious french-fried Gotham irony!!!!
Lmao you are so mad at me a random cashier , well I'm honored to be a major target of the joker over French fries
....what about the rest of us workers
Oh yeah y'all should fucking run
.....so can we get a raise?
Sadly at most I could double it ... Boss said no to triple pay
Ah
Love that
I'm sorry with hazard pay I can only do 26.53 an hour
Ridiculous. All my henchmen get at least $50 an hour AND holiday bonuses. Tsk tsk. Shame. Can't live on that in Gotham, not with all the rent increases and the inflation and having to buy all that bottled water.
Woah we have holiday bonuses ,pto, pay overtime fairly ,and let them unionize
Reminder WE ARE PAYING 26 AND HOUR FOR AN ENTRY JOB THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE COLLEGE ???
You get away with your high pay by KILLING HALF OF YOUR HENCHMEN
Caroline blinks. "Er sir.... Clay face just came in.... Who's on mop duty tonight?"
... Fuck me in the ass ... I'll take over mop duty
God fucking damnit , did he at least pay this time ?