BATBURGER

Dissected frogs today in biology during I found the frogs spleen and quietly laughed to myself because Tim Drake doesn't have that

The Tim drake burger with 100 percent less spleen

Lmao

“Hiyaaaa!!! I would like one- no two- no one… Wurger(?) please!? Oh! And one milkshake. Vanilla. No, chocolate. Can you mix it? Maybe mix it. And some fries! No, actually, no fries.” She smiled slightly too wide, humming and swinging a bat by her side. “I don’t have cash, is that okay? I also don’t have a card…”

~ @beatrix-napier-quinzel

Are you on illicit substances my friend ?

I mean sure I'll make the order but are you okay

beatrix-napier-quinzel

Nope!! And I’m dandy! Not a dandelion but happy! It’s a wonderful day.

Now about that payment… How necessary is it?

Pretty necessary ngl

Do you have like coupons or anything

beatrix-napier-quinzel

“I havee…” She digs through the singular pocket on her dress and pulls out an eyeball. “This!”

That .... You know what I'm not asking questions

I'll just put it on you tab

“Hiyaaaa!!! I would like one- no two- no one… Wurger(?) please!? Oh! And one milkshake. Vanilla. No, chocolate. Can you mix it? Maybe mix it. And some fries! No, actually, no fries.” She smiled slightly too wide, humming and swinging a bat by her side. “I don’t have cash, is that okay? I also don’t have a card…”

~ @beatrix-napier-quinzel

Are you on illicit substances my friend ?

I mean sure I'll make the order but are you okay

beatrix-napier-quinzel

Nope!! And I’m dandy! Not a dandelion but happy! It’s a wonderful day.

Now about that payment… How necessary is it?

wayneenterprise-marketing

Pretty necessary ngl

Do you have like coupons or anything

“Hiyaaaa!!! I would like one- no two- no one… Wurger(?) please!? Oh! And one milkshake. Vanilla. No, chocolate. Can you mix it? Maybe mix it. And some fries! No, actually, no fries.” She smiled slightly too wide, humming and swinging a bat by her side. “I don’t have cash, is that okay? I also don’t have a card…”

~ @beatrix-napier-quinzel

Are you on illicit substances my friend ?

I mean sure I'll make the order but are you okay

#batburger rp #batburger

@batburger-official

We .... Really need to work on the name

Manager gets mad when I don't call it the wuger....I don't wanna call it the wuger 😭

wayneenterprise-marketing

Well that's to damn bad

@batburger-official

wayneenterprise-marketing

WHO SUMMONED US

But a wurger today , we are no longer asking 🖤

@batburger-official

We .... Really need to work on the name

Do y’all have a menu?

@clarkkent--dailyplanet

Yes sir we do actually I'll get it to you in a moment sorry we are dealing with a joker revolt currently

Oh- no, that’s fine! I’m sorry, take your time!

*Clark waits patiently. This gives him material to write about anyway.*

WE DEMAND FREE JOKERIZED FRIES! THEY'RE NAMED AFTER US!

I just want to see what the menu is. Can y’all please stop stressing out the poor employees and take it up with corporate or something?

Corporate won't answer my phone calls!

....*evil grin*

You're a reporter ain'tcha? Do some reporting! "Evil Batburger Corporate Refuses to Give Joker Free JOKERized Fries: Claims They're NOT Named After the Clown Prince," there, I ever wrote your headline for you! Front page news if I ever heard it!

Uhh that sounds like an issue I should not be involved in.

Also that’s a lengthy title, I think you should stick to your day job.

You're a reporter! This is a reporter issue! And if you wanna keep reportering in the future, you'll do it!

*Joker grins wider, retrieving his BANG! gun from inside his jacket, pointing it at Clark*

You're not leaving this Batburger until you do! If the title is so long, come up with a better one, then!

*Clark’s eyes widen a fraction. Damn. There were a couple folks in this Batburger with the two of them. And the current distance between Joker and him meant that Clark Kent couldn’t very well disarm the man. He raised his hands slowly to either side of his head.*

Let’s not jump to extremes here. I can get you some fries if that’s all this is about, it doesn’t have to be a big thing.

It's not about actually getting the fries, it's about the principle of the thing! I'm the Joker! They refuse to give me JOKERized fries for free! That's like if Guy Fieri was refused service at Flavortown! Preposterous!

We don't give French fries to mass murderers

It's plain and simple

Do y’all have a menu?

@clarkkent--dailyplanet

Yes sir we do actually I'll get it to you in a moment sorry we are dealing with a joker revolt currently

Never gonna get jokerised fries owo

@batburger-official

Oh YEAH well maybe I don't WANT Jokerized fries!! They're disgusting!! Maybe I just want to murder half of Gotham in revenge for being SASSED by a fast food worker, hm?!??!?! Besides, did you know that french fries are always in trouble because they keep getting into hot oil? ... maybe that'll be how I do it, too. Irony!! Delicious french-fried Gotham irony!!!!

Lmao you are so mad at me a random cashier , well I'm honored to be a major target of the joker over French fries

....what about the rest of us workers

Oh yeah y'all should fucking run

.....so can we get a raise?

Sadly at most I could double it ... Boss said no to triple pay

Ah

Love that

I'm sorry with hazard pay I can only do 26.53 an hour

Ridiculous. All my henchmen get at least $50 an hour AND holiday bonuses. Tsk tsk. Shame. Can't live on that in Gotham, not with all the rent increases and the inflation and having to buy all that bottled water.

Woah we have holiday bonuses ,pto, pay overtime fairly ,and let them unionize

Reminder WE ARE PAYING 26 AND HOUR FOR AN ENTRY JOB THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE COLLEGE ???

You get away with your high pay by KILLING HALF OF YOUR HENCHMEN

galaxycommunications

Hmm. 📝

Why are you here we are not newsworthy

Caroline blinks. "Er sir.... Clay face just came in.... Who's on mop duty tonight?"

... Fuck me in the ass ... I'll take over mop duty

God fucking damnit , did he at least pay this time ?

darkseraphscorner

Holds up clay covered notes. "He said keep the change."

You know what sure

darkseraphscorner

"I'll wash the clay off then." She heads to the sink, only for the clay to pull off the notes and run off to join Clayface. "Oooor that could happen."

Well that's convenient as hell I guess clay face is a better customer than the joker

Caroline blinks. "Er sir.... Clay face just came in.... Who's on mop duty tonight?"

... Fuck me in the ass ... I'll take over mop duty

God fucking damnit , did he at least pay this time ?

darkseraphscorner

Holds up clay covered notes. "He said keep the change."

You know what sure

Never gonna get jokerised fries owo

@batburger-official

Oh YEAH well maybe I don't WANT Jokerized fries!! They're disgusting!! Maybe I just want to murder half of Gotham in revenge for being SASSED by a fast food worker, hm?!??!?! Besides, did you know that french fries are always in trouble because they keep getting into hot oil? ... maybe that'll be how I do it, too. Irony!! Delicious french-fried Gotham irony!!!!

Lmao you are so mad at me a random cashier , well I'm honored to be a major target of the joker over French fries

....what about the rest of us workers

Oh yeah y'all should fucking run

.....so can we get a raise?

Sadly at most I could double it ... Boss said no to triple pay

Ah

Love that

I'm sorry with hazard pay I can only do 26.53 an hour

Ridiculous. All my henchmen get at least $50 an hour AND holiday bonuses. Tsk tsk. Shame. Can't live on that in Gotham, not with all the rent increases and the inflation and having to buy all that bottled water.