Joker's HaHaHacienda

[jokergotaway]

Welcome bats, birds, Gothamites, comedy lovers of all ages and future victims! This is a blog about ME, yours truly, the Clown Prince of Crime. Come hang out with your uncle Joker, same bat time, same bat channel! I don't love rules (hell, who does?) but lets set just a few simple boundaries so you don't get yourself killed. Your uncle Joker is always looking out for you, see?

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Rules/info ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

This is an RP blog for the Joker, general comics-verse. 🎺 This blog is 18+, mun is a millennial and some posts will contain dark themes & NSFW. I try to tag nsfw/suggestive with cw and the tag 'honk honk'. This is NOT Lego Joker. Mun is transmasc/transdude he/him pls. 🔨If you want to contact me OOC, you can DM me or do it on my main @capesnjapes Since I'd like to avoid posting too many OOC posts on here. 🍌 I will happily interact/RP with canon characters or OCs! Show me all your goofy little guys. Let's be friends! (Until the Joker decides to ultimately betray you horribly, that is). Never be afraid to approach the Joker and ask for an RP. Or, you know, be afraid of the Joker, That's probably smarter... Also, your Uncle Joker is a VERY busy man, so if life gets him down (or he has a bat problem) he might take some time to reply (i.e. my queue is insane, I work 2 jobs to make ends meet, I promise a reply is coming <3) 🤡 If I reach out to you & your blog & my vibe is not your vibe, pls feel free to ignore me or block this acct. The Joker is a lot. Please equally feel free to be mean & terrible to him! He's canonically one of the worst villains in the Batman franchise, he's probably earned it lol. If you're worried though, just DM. 🎈I am not an experienced Tumblr rper. I've been roleplaying in general for decades though continuously in other places. If I fuck up somehow it is super not intentional, just let me know kindly. Extend me some grace please...be nice. The world around us is hard and I'm trans and gay and trying to make myself and others happy; unlike the Joker I am a dude with feelings, I am human, I am autistic and neurodivergent and old.

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ OOC Note: The Type of Joker I Play ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

This Joker is chaos-sexual but primarily bat-sexual. Batman takes precedent over all others, but others are welcome to make the attempt! He will usually go for other rogues. He knows that Batman is Bruce, depending on the day. He's also still into Harley and wants her back, but stays far away from Ivy. I personally do not see him as the extreme Harley-abuser DC writes him as (since some DC writers really hated Harley & purposefully drove them apart as well as using it as an excuse to bash the character, Harley is one of mun's all-time faves); I also just think he's evil enough without that coming into play. All canons are possible with him, too, depending on the vibe!

Some Updates: This Joker is from a universe in which Selina is instead Salem/Catbrat @salemkyle & he chases after him cartoon lovesick puppy style

This Joker is also from a universe in which he has an ongoing open relationship with Lex Luthor (who is also dating Supes): @luth-or-dare

This is just character flavor, but this Joker has a false eye as he does in some of the comics post Joker War. It's often a different color than his other eye (art by Ryan Brown!):

Mega OOC note: pls come hang & rp with me on my dc oc blog too @gothamlovepotion (also 18+)!

[homunculus-argument]

Concerning clowns and dignity

They have no kings, no gods, and no laws beyond what's fair and what's funny. They will respect you in their own way, but only on their own terms.

You cannot shame a clown in any way that matters.

You cannot silence the clowns in any way that matters.

The only way to offend a clown is to try to silence them.

Nobody has dignity unless the clowns allow it. If you don't like how they treat you as a friend, you won't like the way they treat you as a threat.

[chomiffou]

Taking a lil break from big drawings, so I redrew this meme as Joker heheh

this was my first attempt from two years ago... i hope i improved!

[campyvillain]

gotham is closed forever because a joker threw up

[jokergotaway]

I'm just going to start signing these off as 'Eyeball' (I asked about the bouncy ball). Ponderment the second- I'm out here assuming you've done this, but what is the oddest thing you've kept in your pockets just because it made you laugh thinking about the look on someone’s face when you pulled it out?

None lethal/weapon-y. I, for example, have a Ken doll arm for 'lending a hand'. -Eyeball👁️

Rubber chicken! Though I did beat one of the goons nearly to death with it when he pissed me off too badly...Harley was in hysterics because it made that stupid squeak sound every time and a longer, wheezing squeak when I throttled him with it My favorite is the BANG gun I think, though. Gets 'em every time!

[jokergotaway]

How does one get such... fabulous expressions?

Do you mean my colorful turns of phrase or my impossibly handsome smile, anon? Hmmm, well, I do have a joke about expressions! A little boy came running into the family kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face!" "Tell him you've already got one," said his father.

[jokergotaway]

How do you keep your hair so green all the time? Like,, how often do you dye it? Or is it just like that

This is AU naturale baby! This lovely shade of vibrant green only comes from a very special dip into a mysterious chemical bath concoction. Often imitated, never duplicated!!

[jokergotaway]

[lildickiebird]

Feel like I deserve a lantern ring,,, Not even picky ab the colour honestly majority could be argued mine tbf

[cosmocop-peacekeeper]

Maybe one day

[lildickiebird]

Which colour do you think I'd be?

[bleeding-heart-bat]

Life. Like father.

You embody all traits and fractures of light, so White Lantern suits you best.

...

But i suppose your experience is limited to Green, as of yet.

[jokergotaway]

The minibat is correct... also so MANY people wind up DYING on all your watches, boy blunders, you're gonna need it hahahheeee!

Also your bat-daddy wore a white ring once but was ultimately rejected as he has been for all the other silly fruit loops. Something about being too Big Sad. I think he would have used it to bring back the ole mom and pop zombie-style...heehee...

Why, I myself had a yellow ring in some other, apparently even gayer dimension! I was known as Jokero...I'm not sold on the yellow:

The spandex looks good I think but I look good in just about anything hoohoo!

[lildickiebird]

Hey! What happened to nice Uncle Jokie, huh? Don't remind me of all the people I've lost, I'll sob uglystyle and stop flipping around. Your goons'll be so scared they quit and then you won't have anyone to help you with your mega evil plans

Eh,, He probably wouldn't've brought them back - he understands balance. Plus, he's with Hal now, and Hal's all "been there, done that" ab it so he'd probably stop B

Awww you look so filled with glee! So glad it's not real

[jokergotaway]

Ougghhooughhh don't tell me that Hal stuff. Ough argh I think I'm gonna toss my cookies everywhere--- you know jokes are jokes, but there's no accounting for your daddy's perpetually wretched taste in romantic partners I've heard hal and constantine bandied about like rainy day ipecacs. I feel like a sea-sick sailor... how could you do this to your most precious and nicest and funniest and handsomest uncle Besides Dickie, if I turned truly good, what would you even do all day anymore?! Who would Batman dance with and share laughs with in the rain!? Woe betide the Joker, he was funny once?! Now he's just some washed up hack sitting in Arkham just like the other reformed shmoes?! No no no, nephew that won't be your uncle, no no no, they got Freeze, they got Harley, they got Ivy, they got Croc, they got Penguin, but they won't get me!!! I refuse to have a redemption arc!!! None of that namby pamby wishy washy ohhh but now he doesn't DO all those terrible things anymore!! Batman wouldn't even give me the time of day!! GOD, I am ILL just thinking about that too I'm taking right to bed, oughhhh

[jokergotaway]

Did you hear the news story about the man kidnapped by mimes?

They did unspeakable things to him

HAHAHHEEHHEHEEEEE

[lildickiebird]

Feel like I deserve a lantern ring,,, Not even picky ab the colour honestly majority could be argued mine tbf

[cosmocop-peacekeeper]

Maybe one day

[lildickiebird]

Which colour do you think I'd be?

[bleeding-heart-bat]

Life. Like father.

You embody all traits and fractures of light, so White Lantern suits you best.

...

But i suppose your experience is limited to Green, as of yet.

[jokergotaway]

The minibat is correct... also so MANY people wind up DYING on all your watches, boy blunders, you're gonna need it hahahheeee!

Also your bat-daddy wore a white ring once but was ultimately rejected as he has been for all the other silly fruit loops. Something about being too Big Sad. I think he would have used it to bring back the ole mom and pop zombie-style...heehee...

Why, I myself had a yellow ring in some other, apparently even gayer dimension! I was known as Jokero...I'm not sold on the yellow:

The spandex looks good I think but I look good in just about anything hoohoo!

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[jokergotaway]

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[maroonracoon]

You Were My Joker That Night

[dann-isbatman]

I've found out some interesting things I wanted to share with the talented people of Batman Tumblr

There's people way more talented than me that should see this information

Also I'll still use this for the ideas I have I'm just sharing

[jokergotaway]

wow just rippin their wings off completely and eating them without even stopping. robins, specifically. you don't say. distress calls followed by 23 minutes of chewing sounds. you don't saaaaay. wow. wow wow. bats eat robins.

[batbutler]

Batman: Joker's Apprentice (1999)

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[jokergotaway]

ALTERNATIVE:

I COME KIDNAP WHOMSTEVER DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO BORING THERAPY AND WE HAVE JOKER THERAPY INSTEAD!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHEEEEHEHEEEE

🥊🥊🥊🥊🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💣💣💣💣💣

[redrobin-not-yum]

THIS SOUNDS WORSE ORACLE CAN YOU TAKE ME TO NORMAL THERAPY I DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF LAST TIME JOKER "THERAPIED" ME-

[jokergotaway]

Oh you were ALWAYS such a fussbudget boy blunder!!! We had FUN, we had LAUGHS, we had MURDER it was perfect!!! And HILARIOUS!! You finally lightened up for a change... Sadly, though, you were never the finest of my nephews under therapy. That award goes to the angry small one, the Future Bat:

He really is the spitting image of your bat daddy! The big angry dead one also took well to therapy, were he not to have succumbed to the crowbar, but I feel I could do better with the outfit, still not sold on his look:

In fact, I think the only one out of all of you that hasn't had Joker therapy is the original boy blunder, but he's perfect as he is! Heehee! He always laughed at my jokes so he gets a pass... Anyway the technique I used is called trauma stacking and i feel like it improves everyone's outlooks quite significantly hahahaheheeheooo!

[jokergotaway]