who let a bat inside the frickin camp

hello my name is matty!! i'm a uh yeah if you caLL ME BATMAN I FUCKING SWEAR but i'd love to be friends!! If you want me to see something, tag it as #campmatty friend! regular blog

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okay i gotta find the right disney cleaning song to do this...which movie though...

"Snow White"...? nah too predictable

"Mary Poppins"...? no too antiquated

"Tangled"...? too unspecified...

OH, THERE WE GO!! that's just perfect

ugh but...

i need actual singing animals for this one...i can't just sing and attract them like princesses do

i'd have to...haunt them by force or something...

boy, lucky me that's how i live!!

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Hey Matty, can you clean the cabin? I'll be back later to help you. Now I'm gonna do...uh ~manly~ things.

yes of course friend!!

i totally got this don’t worry

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*Snickers excitedly when his ear flitters.* How'd ya get these ears of yours? They're SO. COOL. *Bounces slightly, glasses sliding down his nose.* Who are you?!

u-uh…i was…born with them, i guess??

thanks, wow, it’s such a nice thing to say…

my name is matty friend!!

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Hi! That's an AWESOME costume! *pulls his ear* Wow it feel so REAL!!!

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IT WON’T BE REAL ANYMORE IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO RIP MY EARS OFF, PSA

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Cool your jets turbo, I didn't mean to upset you! Ha-heh... So, Matty... Do you like any other super heros? Or are you more of a villain lover?

both are great!!

i mean you're usually in the side of the heroes but the villians are so cool sometimes, like you feel pity for them because they're like you know

HUMANS AND STUFF with backstories and things!!! everything is so fun

and YES my favourite super hero is Iron Man!!! well he's more like an anti hero but he's so rad!!

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campingbytheriverrrr replied to your post: Dude, batman is one of my favorite superheros......

B( Don’t worry kid. Anyone calls you names send ‘em to me and I’ll beat the shi - uh. I mean. I’ll give then a ‘stern talking to’.

stern talking?

don't worry miss!! i promise i won't get in trouble!!

people in this camp are really cool-- they don't even get scared of me or hit me with rocks!!

that's new, haha

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*Sneaks up behind him and gently feels one of his ears with one finger.* Awwww cool... *Smiles slightly, eyes wide with intrigue.*

ummm...

may I help you friend...

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Dude! Thanks Matty! I'm Toby. You know, I had a feeling you would say that. You seem like a hat-liking kinda guy.

nice to meet you friend!!

and YES I DO LOVE HATS!! i don't have any though...someday i'll get one and we can match!!

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Dude, batman is one of my favorite superheros... like, EVER. Why can't I call you Batman?

u-uh...um...

h-how about y-you just call me matty friend?...

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*pokes*

UH-!!

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oh HEY!! y-you must be in my cabin?

that cap is so cool...

my name is matty!! what's uh...what's yours?

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what do you think of batman

.................

overrated

i'm more like an iron man kind of guy.......for.......different reasons.....

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That's the spirit! :) -ruffles his hair-

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THANK YOU, MISS!!

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Hey squirt. Heh cute fangs (Halloween's over but hey, more power to ya). Let me know if you need anythin', all right? The boys in our cabin seem pretty friendly so I think you'll do all right.

hehe...this is actually not a um...cos-

yeah!! okay, thanks!!

don't worry about me, thank you so much miss!!

and yes i'll try...to make friends...

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

in the PLANET? gee friend, it's very hard. i'm not really good at this whole flying buisness yet!

but uuhh....if i HAD to choose....

I KNOW!!

DISNEY WORLD!! can you IMAGINE meeting all of those face characters oh my god!!!

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