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[rosy-bless]

it's time to speak my truth. gesundheit as a blessing is hot.

[rosy-bless]

putting one (1) sneeze in my otherwise vanilla fic and feeling like i just snorted a line

[follkyou]

a fantasy I think about so often is like. out in public with my fav. I always imagine us like having dinner with friends or something.

we’re sitting next to each other at the table and there’s someone on the other side of him. he has to sneeze & he hates sneezing in front of ppl. So he awkwardly fumbles for a napkin to smother it & to be polite he turns towards me instead of the other person.

I tell him bless you (& maybe someone else does) but he says thank you directly to only me. (Because I’m evil and selfish) and he’s lowk embarassed & excuses himself. But then he keeps sneezing. I bless him a few more times & he thanks me but I can see how embarassed he is so I just switch to rubbing his leg reassuringly under the table or rubbing his back instead of blessing him.

I ask him if he’s alright, if he wants to go outside for a minute. He says he does & then I lead him away still clutching his napkin sneezing into it, maybe trying to stifle or be as quiet as he can

Outside I just kind of hold his waist while he sneezes some more and bless him quietly & then kiss him on the cheek & wipe away some fallen tears. I tell him to blow his nose and he does.

He stops sneezing after a few more mins and he’s just like ughhh that was so embarassing… and I just hug him and kiss him and tell him how sweet and precious & perfect he is and ask him if he’s okay now or if he needs more tissues. He says he’s okay and then we go back in.

[rosy-bless]

writing my first proper snz fic and it's just re4r but also ashely has a sneezy cold and leon blesses her five million times in between shooting everything that moves and falling in love with her

[rosy-bless]

every day i think about how when i was a kid and didn't know search history was a thing i looked up "pretty girls sneezing" on youtube more times than i can possibly count

[rosy-bless]

leon rescuing ashley and holding her bridal style in the rain and almost the first thing she says to him is “i'm definitely gonna catch a cold”

[rosy-bless]

something something leon kennedy sneezing his head off the entire time he's exploring the rpd's dusty storage rooms and rainy rooftops

[rosy-bless]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to duck behind the broad shoulders of a big man when i was embarrassed to sneeze but couldn't help it

[vanillasnz]

fic written by 40 year old straight men on the forum:

Lila had a big nose. The only thing bigger than her nose was her sneeze. One day, at the sleepover,

[faethall]

men who let out little whines + moans when they build up (ㅅ´ ˘ `)✧

[snzity]

and and and, men who let little whiny grunts after the sneeze \o/

[rosy-bless]

brb killing myself after that uncrustables ad

[rosy-bless]

arthur morgan who gets a faceful of trail dust every time he brushes out his horse's coat. arthur morgan who tries to avoid sneezing and startling his horse — knuckling under his nose, scrubbing his face against his shoulder, pausing with the brush mid-stroke as he tries to get his hitching breath under control, expression scrunched in need, big barrel chest rising and falling with rapid little breaths that finally turn into a big, gasping breath that almost takes him by surprise. arthur morgan who fails to keep from sneezing every single time despite his best intentions, who finally can't hold back a few huge, gusting sneezes, who aims them in the vague direction of his elbow and then pulls the bandanna from his back pocket to swipe it under his nose, cheeks pinking with relief. arthur morgan who gives his horse an absent pat in apology and says “sorry, boy. tried to keep those in for ya, but they were too damn strong.” arthur morgan who will go through this ritual when he gives his horse a brush-down, every single time, without fail.

[gay-for-the-snz]

I'm hardly breaking new ground here, but I am once again obsessed with thinking about a hyper competent character, one who prides themselves on always being prepared, always being in control, always coming out on top--and just being laid flat on their ass by a cold in the most undignified way possible. KNOWING that their schedule is too full, packed and planned down to the minute in a way that leaves no extra time for themselves, and far too much pride to back out of commitments and obligations and ACKNOWLEDGING how poorly they're handling it

So instead they force themselves out and working on things, and heaven help anyone who dares comment on what they're witnessing. Not that they could hope NOT to witness it, of course, with a cold so utterly insistent on being known and being perceived, cropping up at the worst and most inopportune times and forcing both the sufferer and their audience to bear silent witness to it all

If they were more humble, more willing to make concessions, they might have to acknowledge to themselves that this cold is a beast and they should have simply stayed home to recuperate and not made every appointment a testament to how outrageously they're being bested. Instead, they seethe a little (or a lot) as they pack up their things, their cold, and their sorry ass as they prepare for their next appointment

[rosy-bless]

so sick and twisted to see vanillas making sneeze headcanons

[rosy-bless]

thinking about a sneeze that insists on coming before the beloved has even taken a big enough breath for it

[rosy-bless]

just started playing rd/r2 and now i have to find a fic where arthur catches a cold

[rosy-bless]

oh ho ho i FOUND one of you freaks (affectionate) on ao3 because no vanilla spells out sneezes like that 😌

[rosy-bless]

just started playing rd/r2 and now i have to find a fic where arthur catches a cold