Silly Damian Sideblog

DC RP Blog. Damian Wayne. Absolute nonsense

[batcow-enthusiast]

//Damian any time anything even mildly inconvenient happens.

[batcow-enthusiast]

Timothy, I desire a cow calf.

[cottaqecore]

cottagecore magazine

[batcow-enthusiast]

Have another seventeenth birthday, Timothy.

[lildickiebird]

Richard I have found some photos. What is a Discowing, and why?

DISCOWING IS THE GREATEST SUIT I'VE EVER WORN IT'S LITERALLY SOOOOOOOOOO GOATEDDDDD

[batcow-enthusiast]

Can I have a Discowing suit, Richard?

[lildickiebird]

I love so much that my comfort show is so Deeply Engraved into my mind that I can spot ANYYYYYY actors that've been in it from a fucking mile and a half away

[batcow-enthusiast]

Which show, Richard?

[lildickiebird]

Primeval! It's this old british show about dinosaurs that Alfred used to watch with me when I first came to the manor! You'd like it, I think, if only for Rex

[batcow-enthusiast]

I have downloaded a full HD version and scrubbed the internet of every other copy. Now you must visit me to watch them.

[lildickiebird]

I-

You know I have the DVDs, right? A boxset with a reeeeaaaaally cool cover that I can bring when I visit you?

[batcow-enthusiast]

Curses

How cool is the cover?

[lildickiebird]

Well, it looks like this;

Buuuuuuutttttt, the front bit does that SUPER COOL thing where the image shifts depending on which angle you look at it!

They really don't make boxsets as fun anymore,,,

[batcow-enthusiast]

I could draw one better.

[lildickiebird]

If you do, I'll get another boxset and stick it on the cover!

[batcow-enthusiast]

…this is acceptable.

[lildickiebird]

I love so much that my comfort show is so Deeply Engraved into my mind that I can spot ANYYYYYY actors that've been in it from a fucking mile and a half away

[batcow-enthusiast]

Which show, Richard?

[lildickiebird]

Primeval! It's this old british show about dinosaurs that Alfred used to watch with me when I first came to the manor! You'd like it, I think, if only for Rex

[batcow-enthusiast]

I have downloaded a full HD version and scrubbed the internet of every other copy. Now you must visit me to watch them.

[lildickiebird]

I-

You know I have the DVDs, right? A boxset with a reeeeaaaaally cool cover that I can bring when I visit you?

[batcow-enthusiast]

Curses

How cool is the cover?

[lildickiebird]

Well, it looks like this;

Buuuuuuutttttt, the front bit does that SUPER COOL thing where the image shifts depending on which angle you look at it!

They really don't make boxsets as fun anymore,,,

[batcow-enthusiast]

I could draw one better.

[lildickiebird]

I love so much that my comfort show is so Deeply Engraved into my mind that I can spot ANYYYYYY actors that've been in it from a fucking mile and a half away

[batcow-enthusiast]

Which show, Richard?

[lildickiebird]

Primeval! It's this old british show about dinosaurs that Alfred used to watch with me when I first came to the manor! You'd like it, I think, if only for Rex

[batcow-enthusiast]

I have downloaded a full HD version and scrubbed the internet of every other copy. Now you must visit me to watch them.

[lildickiebird]

I-

You know I have the DVDs, right? A boxset with a reeeeaaaaally cool cover that I can bring when I visit you?

[batcow-enthusiast]

Curses

How cool is the cover?

[lildickiebird]

I love so much that my comfort show is so Deeply Engraved into my mind that I can spot ANYYYYYY actors that've been in it from a fucking mile and a half away

[batcow-enthusiast]

Which show, Richard?

[lildickiebird]

Primeval! It's this old british show about dinosaurs that Alfred used to watch with me when I first came to the manor! You'd like it, I think, if only for Rex

[batcow-enthusiast]

I have downloaded a full HD version and scrubbed the internet of every other copy. Now you must visit me to watch them.

[lildickiebird]

I love so much that my comfort show is so Deeply Engraved into my mind that I can spot ANYYYYYY actors that've been in it from a fucking mile and a half away

[batcow-enthusiast]

Which show, Richard?

[not-timdrake]

what would you do if i got kidnapped and turned into joker jr and commited a bunch of crimes under the influence

[batcow-enthusiast]

Take you down with no holdbacks.

[arkhams-knighted]

Stop being evil, brother.

No, I won't.

[batcow-enthusiast]

Father will not sign the paperwork to allow me to test out of high school education.

Apparently going to school is better for my “social skills”

If Timothy doesn’t have social skills, I don’t see why I must have them.

[batcow-enthusiast]

don't be shy dami we all know u love tim like the big brother shape he is. if you didn't he'd be dead by now or stuck in a ditch, which he isn't.

I do not like to be called Dami

And this is still slander.

Father had forbidden me from killing, but he hasn’t mentioned anything about trapping Timothy in a ditch….

[batcow-enthusiast]

Where is Timothy

I heard it is tradition to punch someone on midnight New Year’s Eve

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Its not. Do not.

[batcow-enthusiast]

Why not? It would be enriching.

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Do you not want to start the new years in a more nice light?

[batcow-enthusiast]

I am not planning to stab you this year. That is nicer.

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Fine. But i will also punch you

[batcow-enthusiast]

Excellent. A sparring match to usher in the new year.

[batcow-enthusiast]

Where is Timothy

I heard it is tradition to punch someone on midnight New Year’s Eve

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Its not. Do not.

[batcow-enthusiast]

Why not? It would be enriching.

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Do you not want to start the new years in a more nice light?

[batcow-enthusiast]

I am not planning to stab you this year. That is nicer.

[batcow-enthusiast]

Where is Timothy

I heard it is tradition to punch someone on midnight New Year’s Eve

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Its not. Do not.

[batcow-enthusiast]

Why not? It would be enriching.