jerrick stupidman

Not entirely sure what my name is anymore. I love my wife more than my cats. Kinda. ROLEPLAY BLOG, YO.

[ilikegirlsthatlikegazelles-blog]

Good because I got you a pair of diamond earrings.

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE

[batemanwinsall-blog]

This is why you are my #1 bae.

[apriljlisepic-blog]

Only because you’re married to my best friend.

If you weren’t then I would tell you to sleep with one eye open.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

I am not scared of you.

NOT EVER.

[apriljlisepic-blog]

YOU’RE THE WORST.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

BUT YOU LOVE ME.

[ilikegirlsthatlikegazelles-blog]

Is mine made of diamonds?

[batemanwinsall-blog]

Like I would give you anything less.

[apriljlisepic-blog]

I did not ask for this.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

Too bad because you got it TROLOLO

[kaitlynisepic-blog-blog]

It was in the really fine print. At the bottom. I think you needed a magnifying glass to read it. TOO LATE NOW.

Beautiful Angels that insist on meowing outside our door at 6AM because they’re hungry.

Also look at this cat and what she’s currently doing:

[batemanwinsall-blog]

...you’re lucky I don’t read small words. IT’S FINE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO I WILL ACCEPT YOUR JUDGING WAYS.

They just want to be LOVED.

OH MY GOD. SHE’S A MODEL.

[twinxmagic]

Originally posted by tuuku

[batemanwinsall-blog]

IT’S SO CUTE. LOOK AT IT.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

I can’t even be mad at cats because they’re precious angels SO FINE. YOU’RE LUCKY.

[twinxmagic]

Furbys are terrifying, Derrick. That was a merciful death compared to the one I planned….

I mean…

Really appreciated the gift!

[batemanwinsall-blog]

I don't UNDERSTAND. What did the poor Furby creatures ever do to anyone? THEY ARE MISUNDERSTOOD.

[kaitlynisepic-blog-blog]

You judge me on a daily basis.

THIS IS NO DIFFERENT. MY CATS WOULDNT TREAT ME THIS WAY.

I’m your wife so I’m allowed.

OF COURSE THEY WOULDN’T YOU SPOIL THEM ROTTEN >:|

[batemanwinsall-blog]

Was this in the wedding contract because someone should have taken that out, GODDAMNIT.

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL ANGELS THEY WOULD NEVER DO ANY WRONG.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

Bought everyone a Furby for Christmas.

Pls present me my award for best gift giver ever rn.

[twinxmagic]

Our cats killed it, I’m sorry.

It lived a good, short life. Like intended.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

I can't even be mad at cats because they're precious angels SO FINE. YOU'RE LUCKY.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

Bought everyone a Furby for Christmas.

Pls present me my award for best gift giver ever rn.

[kaitlynisepic-blog-blog]

So you bought everyone a gift that satan created himself?

Judging you.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

You judge me on a daily basis.

THIS IS NO DIFFERENT. MY CATS WOULDNT TREAT ME THIS WAY.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

Bought everyone a Furby for Christmas.

Pls present me my award for best gift giver ever rn.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

why is there never any pizza in my house what the fuck is this shit

[batemanwinsall-blog]

I expect them to name the new royal baby after me this time or I'm filing a complaint.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

I'm gonna go break into his house and do it, brb.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

Specifically I want to cuddle Johnny.

[batemanwinsall-blog]

I want to cuddle.