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You’re always gonna be sexy, neckbrace or not. Maybe even especially with ‘cause it’s like I’m dating a Transformer. And that’s rad. That’s really, really rad.

…

Ruined it, didn’t I.

twinxmagic

You can call me Megatron, baby.

I dunno, is that the name? I never saw the movies..

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When your man makes you feel sexy even though you’re stuck in the worlds most garbage neckbrace.

It’s nice, guys.

I miss everyone, though.

@outofcontrol--gargano is the cutest, though.

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… Yeah, you vocalized that to your mom and brother when you were kinda out of it and I didn’t know what to say.

twinxmagic

But at leaaaaaaast my nudes and sexual viddies havent been leaaaaaaked so can JJ talk any shittttt?

Noooooooooooo.

I’m having neck surgery in the morning and all I can think about the worst possible things and the fact I won’t be able to get laid for like, ever.

Come on.

Doctor visits.

Sigh.

Make sure to watch Johnny on NXT tonight (:

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Chocolate pudding. For my midnight crises. That you aren’t supposed to know about. But I’m steadily losing control of my life and the only relief is chocolate pudding.

twinxmagic

..

you can keep your pudding, it’s ok. I don’t want any incidents and if you need the pudding, I respect it.

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Do you want one of the fancy glass bottles?

twinxmagic

Yes.

Do we also have pudding? I want pudding. Why do I never buy pudding.

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I don’t….

I don’t know… what to do here…

…D’ya… D’ya want me to touch it?

twinxmagic

Please no.

Can you just get me some water while I lie here and almost die? Like I’m not actually dying but it feels like it so. If I go out, I wanna be hydrated.

Epidural in my spine today.

Do not recommend. Not even to the worst enemies.