Batman Incorporated Online

Everything Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Batwoman an all the bats inbetween 

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[thestereotypebuster]

nanana nananana na manman

[prokopetz]

Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.

[roach-works]

serious answer: it’s the sex dungeon, and everyone knows it’s the sex dungeon, and alfred is extremely good at getting across the point, in his Very Proper Butler Accent, that domestic staff don’t get to go anywhere near the sex dungeon EVEN WITH an airtight nda contract because someone at some point tried to leak pics to the gossip mags and alfred had to murder them and it was annoying. alfred takes care of the sex dungeon himself. if you find a secret passage on accident you stop and immediately go tell alfred, so he can close the security hole, because if you follow the secret passage yourself and end up in the sex dungeon, he murders you. also if you ever so much as say the words ‘sex dungeon’ he murders you.

funny answer: everyone knows the batcave is underneath the sex dungeon because everyone knows bruce wayne is batman’s sugar daddy.

[virgulesmith]

Welcome. Now, given your history in working with, well, the family you worked with before, I'm sure you are used to certain protocols. Since you've also worked with MI6, you know a thing or two about secrecy.

Delightful.

We've already addressed the other protocols, but this is critical. This is the entrance to his secret basement. Do not enter the secret doorway or the secret stairway. Yes, we know it's there. But for him, we do not know it is there. He needs it to be a secret. It's our job to ensure he feels his needs are respected, hmmm? Every gentleman has his own private hideaway, his is just more, elaborate that most. Don't acknowledge it, don't clean it and never, never talk about it. I tend to the upkeep of that space, out of respect for him and out of respect for you. There are some things a gentleman needs to keep to just himself, and his butler, of course.

Now, this glass case...

[izbnart]

Batman animation yayy 🙌👍

[drbatsponge]

We fucking won.

ABSOLUTE CASSANDRA CAIN ONE-SHOT!!!11!!

Full art of Absolute Cass:

[hisuianserperior]

@spicy-apple-pie I need you to look at this diva!

[bowditch]

hey does anybody want to draw Bruce in this?

Or any of the batfam, really?

[writtenskyes]

Here ya go… And Cass would be wearing it just because XD

[waytoocatty]

you starting trends without steph???

[roscuro69]

what about damian?

[bowditch]

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING PLSSSSS

[dcuniverse-fanatic]

DO MORE OH MY

[audreythetealovingcat]

Tim being comfy with this sweater and drinking some coffee too

[kylerayn3r]

ok but like jason would be totally extra and go on patrol with it on

[audreythetealovingcat]

Couldn’t decided between Dick or a pouty(-ish) Bruce…so I did both

[nahgemc]

Don’t forget Babs!

[ankalimes-trash]

I can’t believe the original post is almost two years old and nobody’s ever drawn Duke even though YELLOW is his freaking COLOUR

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

Okay but

Alfred

[greenestgray]

couldn’t resist

(he’s not judjing you, he just being his superior self in his gucci sweater)

[river9noble]

Would … would someone draw Jim Gordon please in the cheap knockoff version ????

Where the bat wings lack the distinctive diamond shape and it’s just a shitty imitation??????

But he loves Batman so much he had to buy it????

And he wears it while he shines the BatSignal bc it matches????

@cloudiedraws @lishei @sukifromunkownplanet any takers …? 🙏❤️💜

[horchenhearken]

the idea is amazing and I draw this,hope it matches your description 😆

[dipsito]

As the fashionable benefactor of, “that furry man that keeps my kids safe”. Mr. Wayne is often found touting Bat emblazoned clothing. He says that he owns quite a few of the iconic Gucci bat-sweaters, as “mine seem to keep going missing from my cupboard all the dang time.”

[pl-panda]

This is too cute…

[thr-333]

Did I already share this one? cant remember- eh here it is again

[anakinthetrashking]

Can’t forget the Bat-doctor! Tim or Cass would most definitely wrangle him in to this ;) (a shout of THANKS to my awesome sis @chimaeraarts​, who kindly agreed to draw this for me to color!!!)

[shmooseee]

he was definitely not old enough to buy alcohol here either

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[melis-writes]

BATMAN BEGINS (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan.

[diet-poison]

Someone on twitter posted an old promotional Batman mug. I tried to make my own (miniature, obvs) but I've never been good at pure replication so he turned out looking a lot more like The Dark Knight Returns (old Batman). Anyway, really fun to make, he's about the size of a shot glass. If he survives firing I'll glaze him!

Original cup:

[redstonedust]

always funny to me when superheroes have carefully crafted secret identities but supervillains go unmasked because they do this as a fulltime lifestyle. like if the entire world knows you as a supervillain whats your grocery situation look like. do your henchmen do the shopping. do you get doordash. does the joker get doordash.

[bluewizardnonesense]

I think its gotta be crime all the way down. The Joker has to hire The Hamburglar if we wants lunch

[nitewrighter]

Definitely the sexiest thing about Harvey Dent across Batman continuities is when, y'know shortly after losing half his face, he starts working his way through the Gotham underworld and you can very quickly tell that this isn't what you'd call a rampage. 'Rampage' implies he's acting pretty much purely on impulse, but no, he sits down with various mob goons, maybe goes apeshit on a few of them, does his coin flip, et cetera, but the whole time, you can tell, he has thought about this for years. He's figured out all the gang hierarchies, he knows all the hangouts, he knows exactly where the gaps in his knowledge are and whose ass he has to kick to fill them, and he's working his way through it like a grocery list. And it's clear that for years the law was the only thing holding him back from doing this and now it's not holding him back anymore. It's equal parts terrifying and satisfying and anyway that breach of the line of law and the childhood friend thing is absolutely why he's actually Batman's greatest Rogue. Because Batman has also thought like, way way, way too much about what he would do if he didn't have his code. Do you see the vision here???

[kaseycryptid]

Every time I see a “Batman’s greatest rogue” post I realize how great the whole gallery is. Harvey, what he’d be without his code. Joker, the test of his code. Freeze, his compassion for others but need to protect people. Riddler, his skills as a detective. Scarecrow, his weaponization of fear. Bane, a man with strength and intelligence that Batman can’t defeat conventionally. Ect. They each play on part of Batman’s character. Truly he has one of if not the best rogue gallery.

[downtofragglerock]

#the reason Harley Quinn is the best new addition to the Rogues Gallery is because she also does this#first she's a reflection of Bruce's obsession with the Joker#and then as she's escaped she's become The Success Story: what Batman wants for his Rogues

[peteneems]

[officialbrucespringsteen-deacti]

[lolzpicx]

[wastefulautist]

David Dastmalchian adopted a stray cat who approached him during the filming of The Suicide Squad in Panama, and costume designer Judiana Makovsky sewed a little Polka Dot Man outfit for the cat, named Bubblegum.

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[kiryukazumas-deactivated2018112]