Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@batmanimagines
imagine: you are feeling down because you feel like an academic failure and batman says its okay that you are taking a long time for your associates degree and aren’t very good at turning assignments in you will probably still graduate anyway. and then he brings you to the batcave and tenderly kisses you
imagine: you stayed up too late at night so batman let you take a nap with your head in his lap and he said awwww the little tootsy
imagine: batman falls out of the batmobile and scrapes his knee. owwwwwwwwwww he cries. its okay because you pick him up and carry him to the batcave and put a bandaid on him. 🩹
imagine: batman looking at you and your new boyfriend on a date from a roof with binoculars because he secretly misses you and wants you back
imagine: hunger hurts…. and you want him so bad oh it kills
imagine: your at a really fancy dinner. everyone was teasing you for not having a boyfriend, saying “no boyfriend yet?” you promised everyone that your real boyfriend who just lived in another city was coming but they didnt believe you. they still didnt believe you they laughed and said haha. suddenly the doors open and batman walks in. “sorry, im late…… i had to stop condiment man…..” everyone is so shocked! you run over and hug him even though he still has some ketchup on him. and he kisses you so passionately that everyone thinks youre the coolest ever
imagine: batman is GAY???????????
imagine: batmans pussy is stanky
imagine: youre in your psychology class and there is a man in there who has serious villain behavior and your telling batman about your day and he hears about this guy and says “whats his name…. lemme at him y/n!” and you tell him its handlebar on account of his horrible mustache and batman calls up superman and they work together to put handlebar in the PHANTOM ZONE!!
imagine: batman dies and youre crying at his funeral. but you take a closer look and you see theyre just burying the batsuit with no body. what the heck??? you turn around and there he is. bruce wayne. hes holding flowers for you and looking somber. “im sorry for scaring you y/n….”
imagine: you are on a plane experiencing turbulence but you arent scared at all because you know its going to be fine but batman is sitting next to you and he is so so scared like shaking like a chihuahua so you hold his hand and say its ok my little boo boo bear angel and he feels better
imagine: you are a villain in gothamcity because you are honestly really annoyed at guys with handlebar mustaches because a guy with a handlebar mustache killed your father and youre on a rampage against guys with handlebar mustaches but then batman shows up to stop you and she says Look at this and shows you her handlebar mustache and you are like ok i guess i will stop attacking those people with handlebar mustaches because you have a very nice mustache but please shave it because i fear if we kiss it will tickle and she shaves it and you kiss but it tickles anyway
people say the world is 4.5 billion years old but my world is 84 years old
imagine: batman is your best friend in the whole world! you have a pact that if youre not married by 35 then you will marry each other. you kind of actually banked on this happening bc he gets divorced so often he was bound to be single then. you reach 35 and he gets down on his knee and says “y/n….. will you make me the happiest bat in the world and come to my divorce hearing with me?” OMG.
imagine: you live in canada and batman lives in new jersey. hes been busy solving crimes so youve really been missing him…. he takes a break for a little while and comes and visits you in canada. you can’t believe your eyes! “is that really you batbabe???” you say. “yes baby…. ive missed you so d#%n bad…” he says. and he kisses you!
imagine: you’re at a charity gala with batman. a slow dance starts. he dips you and whispers in your ear “youre the only one for me y/n…”
imagine: you are getting married!!!! but when the officiant asks for any objections batman swoops in from obove and knocks your fiancee out. and tells you to marry him instead :))