Why get thinner when you can have more dinner 🍕🍔

♍ | Level 21 | Tx ➡️ Ar | Pansexual | Genderfluid | Social Anxiety | Hufflepuff | Godzilla | Bad Bunny | Crybaby |

[peachnlov-moved-deactivated2019]

reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

[doyouevenfilm]

You wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

[just-shower-thoughts]

we post our thoughts and feelings online because in real life no one gives a shit about them.

[rslashrats]

[aspiring-spellcaster]

“Rats are the lowest and most despised creatures of all. If they have purpose, so do we.”

[happifying-things]

here’s your damn fish

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

(Y E E T)

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[alkaline-noodles]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

[dubiouslycannon]

I tried standing up straight then I remembered My spine is gay

[batmaniplier]

We need more Chik-fil-a's built!

I know my gay ass shouldn't say this but their food is so good 😩 we only have one in our town. Everytime i get food by drive-thru it's like going to the puente from Reynosa to Pharr. I dont get how y'all so patient with this long ass line but still it's kinda worth it at the end.

[owowles]

they're texting each other

[darkstarverity-deactivated20210]

[guerrillatech]

[batmaniplier]

What is witchcraft, when the cross goes upside down..

*sips devil juice*

Bottoms up 😌

[batmaniplier]

Receptionist problems

Dont you love it when you just put the customer on hold then they hang up and call again saying they been on hold for 10 minutes... Listen Karen i ain't gon put up with your bullshit this morning, its only been 2 minutes 🤦🏽‍♀️

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[the-void-8-my-soul-deactivated2]

OMG That is so cute!!

Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!

[wikizooia-deactivated20241007]

Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.

[clairenatural]

my roommate just called star trek "the one with spock" and star wars "the one without spock" and you know what. she's right

[lylylylylylylylyly]

the relationship between me and black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained

[batmaniplier]

Wearing any other color feels like I'm cheating