Guys, I miss my butch bisexual…
Harper come home to us you’re so much more interesting than dudebro batfans want people to believe
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@batmanofthewestcoast
Guys, I miss my butch bisexual…
Harper come home to us you’re so much more interesting than dudebro batfans want people to believe
Bluebird and Punchline commission by Joshua Swaby (2025).
my nu52 daughter
You guys, Bruce Wayne has whimsy. He's spontaneously romantic. He told Selina he loved her for the first time while fighting Killer Croc after he had already proposed. He makes jokes, and he also plays the straight man because why because he loves bits!!! He loves a good bit!! He also loves dinosaurs!! Objectively silly darling sweetheart of a man. You shouldn't hate a man so full of whimsy and love just because he hates himself. You're falling for his propaganda.
I love Bruce being silly and funny so much!
Sneaking up on Slam Bradley just because he can in Catwoman #13:
("Was I sneaking?" - Bruce, you silly, cheeky man!)
Cracking himself up over the absurdity of talking to 'Batman' in Batman: Ego, while also making a reference to the Christmas Carol:
Throwing snowballs at Alfred in Batman: Gotham Knights #38:
Love that silly, whimsical man!
Green Arrow #31 - "Fraying" (2025)
written by Chris Condon art by Montos & Adriano Lucas
tell her chilchuck
losing it over selina & bruce having A Moment while jason is just facing away like is it over yet? are you done? it is over? batman. batman are you done i want fries
Cutaway diagram of the Batmobile from Batman: The Animated Series.
Real footage of Tim breaking up with Robin to be with Bernard without lying, no cap
Screenshots are taken from Tim Drake: Robin Issue #9, and Batman (2025) Issue #6.
Guys, I think I am so funny it's unreal.
Batman: The Animated Series 2x16 - "Harley's Holiday"
Batman: The Animated Series (1992)
you don't get it. i miss batman. except not that batman, and not that guy's batman, and not that guy's batman, but this highly specific iteration of batman that coalesces after you're hundreds of batman comics deep and you figure out that everyone in your entire life has lied to you about batman this entire time. i miss that specific batman
i miss this batman from detective comics #457
i miss batman from legends of the dark knight #79
i miss batman from legends of the dark knight #67
i miss this highly specific sequence of panels from batman: black and white that is genuinely one of the best pages about the character anyone ever fucking wrote and i'm so fucking pissed no one ever doubled back to this shit
I MISS THIS STUPID CUTE SHIT FROM DETECTIVE COMICS #474
I MISS GOTHAM KNIGHTS #45
they did the, "what would happen if bruce wayne's parents never died?" story decades ago. they've done it again, and again, and again since then, but no one has ever done it half as fucking good as they did it in detective comics #500, and the hilarious thing is, it's not even the full issue, it's one story in an anniversary issue, and it is fundamentally the best batman story ever told. the singular best one. the whole gist is that phantom stranger appears to batman and is like hey, i found a universe where your parents didn't die, would you like the chance to save them? and batman of course says fuck yeah, carts in robin, and they go a-huntin, but the strange thing about this universe... is that it lacks, entirely, the concept of a hero. there's no greek heroes. there are no superheroes. you don't have achilles, perseus, or superman. there are no stories about heroes; it's a universe where "luke skywalker" a character concept is impossible to fathom.
and robin's the one who discovers that, and he's like, look, dude... you're this universe's last shot at a hero. if you stop your parents from dying, you'll never be batman, and there will never be a hero here, and in the narrow worldview of cape comics this is a Big Fuckin Deal, because then who is going to save all of those innocents? and naturally batman is like dude, fuck you, i'm gonna do it anyway. and then he goes and he saves his fuckin parents. but then you get:
he just becomes batman fucking anyway. because the whole fantasy of batman is that it is never wrong to save someone's life - even at the deep personal cost, this is fundamentally worth doing. batman's not bruce's Darker Side or this twisted alter ego that is a monument to his trauma and pain - it is the precise and exact opposite. it is the weaponization of something that terrified and scarred you (bats, violence, the night) and using it to help people, therefore this is the greatest batman story every fucking told, bar none.
and yet frank miller slaps his dick repeatedly on a typewriter and i'm supposed to think that's somehow better. but once you fucking know this is out there, people could just be writing about this goofy-yet-elegant character concept instead of trying repeatedly to beat the shit out of it and make it into something it isn't, once you fuckin know, you fuckin know forever. you have to spend the rest of your goddamn motherfucking life seeing batman stories that reach a mere fraction of, what, 10 pages published in the fucking 70s? you've had since the fucking 70s to do this shit better and you made it worse? what the fuck? you don't get it. i miss this highly specific version of batman, i don't miss that guy's batman, or that other guy's batman, or that other guy's batman, i miss this very one right here. i miss this fuckin guy
cass cainisms
there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech
i’m glad no one made any unpleasant comments on this post that might distract from the message because that would really suck
Her turn to babysit murder brother
Playing Legends ZA. I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that this game has a plot point where your friend accidentally gets you indebted to the mob.