20 and stupid

[zeroenthusiasm]

[orbite-beast]

When u fall off a fjord

Fjuck

[awwww-cute]

[big-nose-seal]

The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him

[dot-ix-deactivated20171108]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Left.

[fredersen]

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thewittyphantom]

[lordunlocked-deactivated2018072]

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[alababwa]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[ouchmynardz]

I see only truth.

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[down2marzgurl]

shit

[formerlylohan]

[miathermopolips]

You don’t fuck with Adele

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

#that’s why her hair is so big #it’s full of secrets

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

isn’t this exactly what Tyrion Lannister did

[poorbrutus]

i would say my guilty pleasure show is ghost adventures but I 100% love 39 yr old zak bagans running his 2006 myspace ass around screaming about poltergeists scratching the living shit outta him w/ his super gelled hair not a centimeter outta place while aaron’s just in the distance crying

[neil-gaiman]

And I also love that, in the last 5 hours, 9,500 people liked or loved this post. Here’s to a world in which we can all be our favourite characters when we dress up, just as we can be in our heads, when we read…

[expressions-of-nature]

by Jaroslav Tyurmenko