Hello sweetheart…. You should tell us ALL of your headcanons for the Batfam like right neow 👀
AHH OKAY I ACTUALLY HAVE ALOT, ALSO THANKI FOR ASKING ME A QUESTION, I APPERCIATE IT! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹
Some Headcanons including my sona and some without me!
(i dunno if this 100% all of them but its close)
Im gonna make sections for each family member lols
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Everyone/ general head canons:
Despite the family all being weird they are honestly just like any other sibling. They fight over clothes, who gets to ride shotgun in the car, just like other kids. Everytime Bruce sees them acting like regular kids he smiles a little.
During storms EVERYONE piles into Bruces bed and makes a large cuddle pile, on the occasion Bruce ISN'T home during a storm everyone piles onto the sofa downstairs ideally with dick. (Btw: Damien strongly dislikes thunder because it upsets his pets.)
Selina looks out for the kids despite not being with Bruce or being any od their mothers- Kinda aunt vibes
Harley and Ivy get the kids all christmas presents and usually stop by on thanks giving
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Damien's favorite siblings are Jason, Dick, duke and Harmony,
he would be caught dead before saying any of that to their faces.
Damien secretly plays with toys in his room, and he has a small collection. (Harmony taught him what lps are and now hes obsessed)
Damien runs the zoology club at gotham academy and with the help Harmony as his co partner they make a weekly magazine about a new animal every week for the gotham academy new paper.
Damien has a secret fursona that he NEVER tells anyone about. ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა
Goes to Selina's place whenever he is stressed out at the manor to feed Selina's cats
(he loves all of them dearly)
Gets lonely at his apartment in bludhaven and will straight up walk to Gotham in the middle of the night-
Just to see his little siblings.
Not grumpy like most of his siblings because of Clark always being there for him a lot.
(Clark as Bruce's friend helped take care of dick when Bruce wasn’t used to parenting yet).
Always keeps his phone on in case one of them gets into trouble (Bruce's paranoia is infectious).
The hugger in the family. Once you see Grayson with his arms open you either hug him, or run for your life.
Still loves his Disco wing outfit no matter how many times someone bullies him for it
He genuinely carries around a whole collection of photos of is kids, both the batfam and the wayne fam
He absolutely loves bragging about them and tries to find an excuse to do so at least once a day.
Bruce before he “goes to bed” (its more like an nap) checks on all of his kids,
no matter how old they are. He always makes sure their beds are full.
Bruce makes sure that he can always carry his kids, even Jason-
who is bigger than bruce in every sense can be carried.
Bruce doesn't have a favorite kid but his angel children: Harmony, Cassandra and Duke can do absolutely no wrong in his mind: Cass is in trouble at school? “What did YOUR kid do because mine would NEVER.”
Jason complains about his siblings but genuinely he would happily kill for them
Jason has a collection of all his favorite books, some of them having painted or gilded edges- and an original Jane Austen book with her signature NO ONE is allowed to touch EVER.
Jason, Damien, Cassandra, and Harmony all have a book club where they meet once a month over tea and snacks. (Jason acts like he slightly hates it but he genuinely loves his tea time.)
Jason lives near a diner and he always goes their on days he doesn't feel like going to the manor, All of his siblings have been taken their once or twice for lunch.
Owns a “im telling my therapist on you” shirt that Steph got him and he loves it.
Selina often stops by to check on him and loves babying him despite not dating bruce-
Has a minifridge that is always full of energy drinks, and runs out of them daily.
Honestly really likes his red robin cowl and gets sad when people call him bald
ADD 100% not hyper but his brain NEVER shuts up. (this is also why he talks 100 miles a minute
Like a gilmore girls character.)
Dry humor like his papa :D
Hates the taste of coffee despite loving caffeine
Harvey/Harmony wayne (the self insert) :
Incredibly quiet when comfortable. It took a while for everyone to get used too since harmony would go from talking non stop to silent and bug eyed.
Loves hanging out with her siblings and hates being alone. Shes always near someone.
Has really thin skin due to Ehlers-danlos syndrome and ALWAYS gets cut one way or another. This always stresses bruce out who now CONSTANTLY carries cartoon bandaids for her.
Has a hard time sleeping and usually is found roaming the hallways like a ghost which scares her siblings. (Except for Cass because she too walks around the house at night.)
Fun fact nerd. No one can say anything before Harmony goes “Did you know-?”
Harmony subconsciously copies the mannerisms of those around her:
-Bruces facial expressions
Daddy's girl (this is more canon than head canon)
“Off putting” just has a spooky vibe much like Bruce that confuses and disturbs people.(tho her siblings are used to it at this point)
Adores babs and sees her as an older sister
Cass, steph and babs have a weekly move night at the clock tower
Can talk but is relatively silent when comfortable since its what she's used to.
Enjoys weekly drawing sessions with damien and harmony.
Has the hardest job out of all of them since its longer hours and it is JUST him on missions. (He never complains about it ) Once Duke gets dragged along onto a night mission and turns to them at the end of the day and is just like “That was so freaking easy.” because comparatively to the usual 12 hour solo missions it is.
Gets along very well with all of his siblings. Though he hangs out with steph and cass the most on average.
Checks in on Damien at lunch break at gotham academy whenever he can. Sometimes he sneaks over just to have lunch with him.
Quietly likes fashion and posts about it on his insta but doesnt draw much attention to it. -Dick and Duke have seen legally blonde 10000000 times
Huge internet weird kid. Yes he's seen happy tree friends, yes he knows ALL the fnaf lore and reads the books.Also a huge anime nerd, he loves mha and jjk. -this is also why he's naturally good at drawing.
Chaotic good of the family
Barbra taught her how to make glitter bombs and no one has known peace since
Despite breaking up with tim and getting together with his sister they are on good terms and often
Joke about the whole situation
Smart in her own right but not an “egg head” like her siblings
Major rainbow dash mixed with pinkie pie vibes
LOVES sassing bruce, like genuinely looks forward to it
Hangs out with damien often to try and help him relax, be more kid-like and less assassin-like. -she does genuinely love hanging out with him
Once steph and damien watched the whole lps show in one day.