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22. Palestinian.

[rainbeauxraconteur]

That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Poor Steve. (via iamkylersmith)

[mrclassyclass]

My love life…

[heymrsamerica]

Fuck💀

[dreamrelapse-deactivated2019102]

me when my ex shows up

[skeleton-lad]

Your ex when you show up.

[dreamrelapse-deactivated2019102]

me when a sad cunt on the internet finds my post and randomly decides to be a dick to me for no reason on it

[heymrsamerica]

I fucking hate that coward thing omg🙄

[batoteee]

analytical person with taste: this show is bad and boring

me, who had the lowest standards ever and is entertained by everything: idk man i liked it :^)

[bitchycode]

[cbviously-deactivated20220815]

when u love her but all she want from u is some eggos

[the-bluespirit]

Rami Malek wins Lead Actor in a Drama Series at the 68th Emmy Awards

[theproblematicblogger]

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

[thebootydiaries]

[weloveshortvideos]

#notrustissues

[norcani]

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

[batoteee]

Person: Pokemon Go is lame

Me: Don't talk to me or my 49 ratattas ever again

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[mogifire]

has anyone seen that lady since?

[thisisfoxx]

“Did I stutter?”

[memewhore]

[bigfetus]

wait is this not how everyone speaks 

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

it is but people like to think they’re special

[batoteee]

Me when I was little: when I grow up im gonna have lots of friends and ill love them all lots!!!

Me now: *sees best friend* who the FUCK put this disgusting radish in my line of sight i am going to f i g h t

[galofmanyinterests]

……

[bitty-pixie-deactivated20181209]

That’s…. A long list.

[spikespiegelfanclub]

tag yourself i’m “turn bi for a bit”

[babyfairy]

i’m eat chicken nuggets

[ivorybigs]

I’m Take selfies and cry

[mannersandallthat]

I’m Charging the phone

[inksartist]

“Getting slayed” tho.. 🤔 interesting terminology there.