mr beast is in the epstein files

🦇 | he/him | 22

[batp0lar]

9/11 stim board

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[xollii]

why didn't walter use his shrinking power to escape from tuco

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[hungwy]

to ben quite franklin with you,

[segamascott]

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[circlusion]

[memewhore]

[tatzelwurming]

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[batp0lar]

having eldest daughter syndrome sucks but especially when you’re not an eldest child. especially especially when ur also not a daughter. no one has suffered like i have

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry