Cat Got Your Tongue? =^. .^=

BatFam enthusiast.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Jervis Tetch: (Walks into a haberdashers)

Batman: UR GOING BACK TO JAIL JERVIS

[collectivefandomstuff]

Red Hood: I didn't start the fire.

Red Hood: ...

Red Hood: I mean, I did start this PARTICULAR fire, but like metaphorically I didn't

Red Hood: ...

Red Hood: All right I might have also started the metaphorical fire

[three warehouses explodes nearby]

Red Hood: Yeah. This one is on me.

[angellthedeactivated-deactivate]

Have I mentioned how much I love Damian Wayne

[dickiesgrayson]

imma give y’all one chance to guess why they’re fighting 

[horchenhearken]

My friend tell me that they want to draw attention when I wonder why tim/steph kiss on the top of the car

Well

Core 4 are amazing!love them

[kazbrekkcr]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) || Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales (2020)

[sridevi]

WONDER WOMAN // The Feminum Mystique: Part 2 (1976)

[ms-cellanies]

True back then, still true today.

[myribcxge]

Bruce Wayne: Hey... Alfred I found this child in a garbage can. We’re keeping him.

Robin!Jason: *nonchalant head nod* S’up.

[collectivefandomstuff]

Batman: [glares suspiciously at Nightwing]

Superman: Hi Bruce

Batman: [glares suspiciously at Red Robin walking by]

Superman: So what's with the distrustful brooding? Did your kids do something again?

Batman: [glares suspiciously at Robin when he enters the room] they're always doing something. I might not have noticed them doing anything but they HAVE done something and if I do this they think I'm onto them and then they start slipping up.

Superman: ...that's just a whole new level of paranoia, Bruce. I'm sure they haven't done anything.

Batman: [eyes narrowing as Batgirl leans back in her chair]

///-Meanwhile in the Robin's group chat-///

Dick: He's definitely on to us

Tim: just chill

Steph: I think he's just constipated

Damian: what is he supposed to be "on to" anyway?

Dick: I broke his office chair last week

Dick: Accidently

Steph: Did you have sex in it? Because I heard you had sex in it

Dick: *accidentally

Steph: How does one have sex accidentally?

Tim: He might have noticed that I changed all his official W.E. avatars to that one picture of him spraying tea out of his nose

Damian: You are all imbeciles.

Steph: Didn't you crash one of his cars on a joyride with Jon last week?

Damian: Father doesn't know about that. Nor will he.

Steph: Are you seriously trying to intimidate me through IM?

Dick: Shit he's back to glaring at ME. He definitely knows about the chair

Tim: He doesn't know ANYTHING he's just freaking us out so we'll slip

Jason: I blew up a League of Shadows hideout yesterday

Jason: but, like, accidentally.

Damian: What?

Jason: chill, no one important was inside

Tim: but then why would he be glaring at US? you're not even here

Jason: oh, I just thought we were sharing

Dick: What do you mean "accidentally"??

Jason: Idk Dickie how do you accidentally have sex?

///-In the non-virtual world-///

Superman: I think you're just overreacting. They're good kids.

Nightwing: [loudly and suddenly on the other side of the room] OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T BREAK HIS CHAIR HAVING SEX OKAY?

Batman: [looks at Superman, unimpressed] clearly.

[mybatfamshit]

Gotham memes

[brucewaynehomeforangrychildren]

MWUAH

[outoftheframework]

The Batfamily Stays at Home | twitter edition

(again, disclaimer, this post is just a fun AU to cheer y’all up during this time. I’m not trying to make light of the situation or parody anyone. Stay safe and stay home!)

:)

Requests open for Tumblr and ao3 ~

[red-hood-vigilante]

get to know me meme: favourite dc guys (3/5)

3. Tim Drake - Red Robin

Robin is a symbol just as much as Batman is. It isn’t just a symbol of the law, it’s a symbol of justice.

[cashieart-deactivated20201209]

Once a bird always a bird

[outoftheframework]

The Batkids on Patrol, but They’re all Bored and Extreme Pop Culture Fans

Batman, over coms: Penguin and his men are moving uptown. Everyone nearby converge on the corner of Roosevelt and 112th.

Batman:

Batman: Everyone, status report.

Batman:

Batman: If you all are back at the cave using the batcomputer to launch another investigation into that tiger lady who killed her husband, you’re all fired.

Signal, frantically over coms: So you agree that she killed her husband?!?

Red Hood, actually heading toward 112th: Wait, this is a job I can get fired from? I thought we were all just dressing up and punching people for fun.

____

Red Hood: No! It’s like this.

Red Robin: Do you have eyes? It’s obviously-

Nightwing: Boys, boys! 

Nightwing: Learn from the best.

Nightwing: *flawlessly starts TWICE’s “Feel Special” choreo*

The next day Twitter is flooded with Nightwing fancams.

_____

Signal: Rock,

Signal: paper,

Signal: scissors,

Signal: shoot!

Shoot: Dammit!

Cass smiles as her rock beats Duke’s scissors.

Signal: I should have never shown you Supernatural.

Signal: *sighs*

Signal: Well, I guess I’ll be the one jumping into the harbor to save this dude, huh?

____

Batman: But why was the lady yelling at the cat?

Spoiler: It’s two different photos put next to each other.

Batman: Who put them together? Who thinks like that?

Red Robin: *stays silent even though it was 100% him who started the meme*

Robin: I agree with Batman. You should never raise your voice at an animal.

Riddler, who is holding them captive: Excuse me-

____

This is the closest thing to a crack fic I will ever create.

Speaking of fics,

Check out my ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/24200887

Requests are open for tumblr posts and ao3 oneshots! 

[out-of-context-batfam]

Red Hood and The Outlaws (2016) #32

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