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This is a place for me to post my obessive batshit crazy deranged EJ content ✨️ 21(She/They) Minors Kindly DNI

[batshitferalejsimp]

✵•⊹٭!Welcome To My Mud pit٭⊹•✵

Minors DNI!

About me!

I am a 21 year old feral little rat cat owl creature that scavanges for shreds and crumbs of content for that big dumb eyeless man. A friend told me I should make an EJ blog because of the shear, unfiltered amount of EJ headcannons I have been shoving down that poor woman's throat.

I am a strong believer in big man big booba EJ, twink EJ is my enemy(like what you like tho).

I take requests, and my inbox will NEVER CLOSE(please don't quote that in the future). However, IDK how many I'll feel motivated to actually write, I'd recommend waiting 'til I've posted a few headcannons, drabbles, and / or fics so you can judge them before you request, but I ain't stopping ya.

I am an artist, and I do draw Ej on occasion, but I don't know how much of It I'll post, but you're welcome to request EJ art too(less likely that I'll get to it, but I won't stop ya)

If you catch me posting my self insert x EJ, look the other way, I was possessed by the devil.

I don't care too much about the other creeps , so if you want that, you can still ask, I just... won't be half as feral or as detailed depending.

Feel free to send asks, dms or what have you, I highly doubt I'll bite.

What I write!

EYELESS JACK MY BELOVED

Jeff the Killer(only if requested)

Toby(only if requested)

Slenderman(only if requested)

What I write!

Nsfw/Nsft(I think those are the same)/lemon/lime/whatever the fuck we be calling it, I haven't written a fic in so god damn long

Angst

Fluff

Basically anything ig

Except for DDLG, I am personally not a fan for many personal reasons, so like... I won't write it, You can ask, I'll just ignore you.

[batshitferalejsimp]

Hello angels I'm back with milk!!! (Certainly not because I'm feral for a certain dating sim) (cough cough creepydates on itch.io cough cough)

Requests are open will post stuff later in the week if god wills it

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[xxsinisterbunniexx]

Hiiii! I just stumbled across your writing and I think it’s super good!

Would you be willing to do headcanons of some of the creep boys (I’d personally like at least Tim and Brian but then do whoever you want) with a partner that has sharp canines? Or just sharp teeth in general (and maybe possibly likes to bite too)?

Just a random brain worm I had but don’t feel like writing myself lol. Either way have a nice day!!!

As someone who also has somewhat sharp canines I love this ask :3

*:･.ೃ࿔.⋆❀°Creepypasta boys x reader with sharp canines °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Characters: Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, BEN drowned, X Virus, Tim/Masky, Brian/Hoodie

Jeff

☠︎︎ he’d definitely find them sexy

☠︎︎ like would stick his fingers in your mouth just to make you open it so he can see them

☠︎︎ loves to see you smiling

☠︎︎ but don’t you dare bite him

☠︎︎ you bite him you better run

Toby

✘ absolutely loves them

✘ bite him! Bite him!

✘ he can’t feel the pain but he still likes the closeness of it

✘ will bite back

✘ would also love to poke at them absentmindedly

✘ ends up making himself bleed from doing so because he can’t feel the pain of him literally impaling his own fingers on them

Eyeless Jack

𖤐 you make him feel more normal

𖤐so they honestly make him feel more drawn to you

𖤐like how can something he hates on himself that makes him feel like a monster be so cute on you?

𖤐 don’t bite unless you want the smoke because he will bite back and it will hurt you so much more when he does it to you than when you do it to him

BEN drowned

⚠︎ obsessed with them in like a sick way

⚠︎would rile you up just so he can see them bared

⚠︎wants to be bitten

⚠︎but also can’t wait to punish you for doing so

X Virus

☣︎ very intrigued by your teeth

☣︎ wants to study you

☣︎ why are they so sharp? How did they get like that?

☣︎ you wanna bite him

☣︎ now he needs to research why he liked that so much

Tim/Masky

꩜Tim thinks they are neat

꩜ like he likes them in a very normal manner

꩜ wouldn’t mind a bite or two but I don’t think he’d be begging for it

꩜ considers it to be part of your shenanigans

☆ Masky borderline makes fun of you for it

☆“I hope you don’t think those make you scary”

☆ do NOT try to bite him

Brian/Hoodie

𖣐 Brian finds them to be adorable

𖣐 calls you his little vampire <3

𖣐 would mostly just find it cute and harmless if you bit him

𖣐like wow look at you, using them things :)

☹ Hoodie likes em

☹ But don’t bite

☹ You know who’s in charge here

I hope you enjoyed :3 pretty soon I’m gonna have to make a master list to start organizing my stuff

[batshitferalejsimp]

can i ask for jtk short scenario prompts or general headcanons

(OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!1!! I love requests! \o/)

Jeff the Killer General Headcanons!!

(Well well well, it's time to talk about everyone's favorite crashout)

Minors DNI !!

Now to start I 100% subscribe to angry problematic emo boy Jeff the killer. he's tall, hes thin and he's a little bit of a bitch

Honestly I think he'd be around 6ft1 and rail thin while somehow eating way more than he should, like ribs still showing after eating 15 cheeseburgers a day for a month(with sides).

He's surprisingly strong for his size, not like impossibly so, but enough to take someone off guard, which adds to how hard it is to predict what the fuck he will do in any given fight

His voice isn't especially deep and it's VERY raspy hoarse, like he just spent an hour screaming before he talked to you, it's just like that all the time.

Jeff is the number 1 asshole in any situation, like going out of his way to make sure everyone is having a worse time than him, He'll go easy on you if he likes you(romantically or not), but your not escaping his pranks, he just won't try to hurt you.

He is always fighting someone, or recovering from getting his ass beat. Honestly though, he doesn't hold grudges from fights unless he already hates you, its like fighting people is the only thing that keeps this skeletal asshat alive alive. He's the kind of guy to go to a bar just to get into a bar fight. He is gonna be laughing even if he's got broken bones and he lost.

He somehow has short man syndrome even though he's tall??? blame EJ or something

He gets a sick satisfaction whenever someone is shorter than him, makes him less likely to pick a fight with you though, unless your beefier than him, then it doesn't matter

He gets all his pocket money by stealing from the houses of his victims, going as far as to break open piggy banks. He knows this one pawn shop owner that won't ask questions or narc on him

Jeff like's to gift people the stuff he stole, especially if he REALLY likes you ;)

He uses Reddit and 4chan.

On Reddit he's your garden variety troll, saying whatever will piss people off (he doesn't believe half the bullshit he spews, but it's VILE)

on 4chan, he BRAGS and shows pictures of him with dead bodies, animals. He also posts to a board about Knives, and there he's creepy, but no one connects the dots and just thinks he's a poser

He listens to almost exclusively problematic/fucked up artists (luckily he's emo so he don't gotta look too hard)

being called "Jeff the Killer" makes him geniunely giddy, and if you wanna be friends(or more) the fastest way to do that is to use the title every time you talk to him

he knows how to pickpocket, lockpick and hotwire and will use that information for evil(stealing and crashing cars)(also like... the murder)

He believes he can't get addicted to anything so he's done most of the well known drugs and gone into withdrawal several times(it pisses EJ off)

He likes to game, but has horrible gamer rage

He believes in equal rights equal fights(and no you can't convince him how it's wrong)

He is surprisingly thoughtful when he likes you(except for when he isnt), like he will not go too far(atleast for you), and if he does he almost always apologizes. And as for gifts, he does what he can and ALWAYS remembers birthdays(A reason to go have fun)

As he's grown, he's somehow become less of a loner and more social(not to say he has any social grace, but he has fun around people)

He will kill for the people he likes, and it would be flattering, if he didn't get off on it

EXTRA!!!

It was a foggy night as Jeff dragged you through the streets, laughing his ass off you stumbled trying to keep up with him. He seemed especially excited tonight, having climbed through your window to wake you up, barely letting you get dressed before shoving you out the door and dragging you out onto the streets. "Come ooooOOOOoon, hurry up." Jeff whined as if he was trying to be annoying, which he probably was knowing him.

"where the hell are we even going?" You asked for the umpteenth time, not expecting an answer. "Not telling, but trust me, you'll love it." Jeff replied excitedly. "This is the last turn anyway" It was only a few minutes of that same song and dance before you found yourself in front of a VERY big house, in a VERY affluent neighborhood. It was a comically expensive home, which made you nervous to see the opened door and cameras as he shoved you through the door. "Jeff! What the hell!? You're gonna get me arrested!" You protested, trying to fight against him as he covered your mouth.

"RelaaAAAaax, I cut the cords to the cameras days ago." Jeff teased, shoving you into the house before shutting the door behind him. "Now come on! This place is fucking awesome, there's a pool and you can steal whatever you want."

As you stared up at him from the floor, mouth agape, he grinned.

"Aren't I the greatest?" Jeff paused for a moment, "Avoid the 2nd floor bathrooms though, I forgot which one I put the bodies in."

[impassivebow]

eyeless jack purrs. thats it, thats the post

[dr4gonize]

Wanna start posting art on here :] kicking things off with my version of EJ

[batshitferalejsimp]

Great googily moogily, I am barking BARKING I tell you

[scary-noodlesblog]

Eyeless Jack wont let me leave my house guys

[batshitferalejsimp]

Let him in

[batshitferalejsimp]

Father!Slenderman Headcanons!!

(Young Daughter reader, dedicated to a friend of mine)

Minors DNI !!

Slenderman is a very protective father, seeing as he eats the souls of human children, he is all too aware of how dangerous the world is getting for children. It may seem hypocritical to most(because it is) that he worries so deeply for his daughter while not hesitating to harm other peoples children, but he doesn't care.

Slenderman wouldn't allow his child unmonitored internet access or allow his child to watch shows that would have an adverse effect on development, he has to watch it before he even THINKS of letting his daughter know it exists.

No more than 1 hour of fun screen time a day, don't worry though, he has age appropriate documentaries and various toys/activities available at all times.(they do not count) Most of the toys you have are very old fashioned, besides coloring books and art supplies, he makes sure there are plenty of those and he's always adding new ones.

You are NEVER knowing what his business is and what the proxies/pastas do if he can help it, but if he can't, he will be sure to try and slowly and as safely as he can, acclimated you to what's going on(hopefully when you're older)

He doesn't hit his children, EVER, but you will be subject to long, very emotional conversations about why something is wrong.

He never apologizes unless he physically hurts you, he just comes home with another stuffed animal or sets up a shopping spree with a brainwashed nanny or one of the proxies(only the ones he can trust with not harming you)

You will have an entire floor of the mansion to yourself, and outside time every day(everyone has to be far more discreet with what they do for your sake) there's a lot of rooms, and some of the more docile residents of the mansion sometimes come up to entertain and play with you(not always of your own volition)

If you want to get into a hobby like horseriding, he makes sure you get you the best instructers, all of the safety equipment, and rent out or by a horse(depending on how much he trusts you to stick with it), he sets you up in a safe area and looms ominously in the distance watching while you learn. If you stick with it long enough, he will probably get you a pony of your own and have a barn built for it(you now have the chore of taking care of it for the most part)

He is NOT letting you go to public or private school, you are having vetted tutors come to the house and teach you the things he considers important at a speed he deems appropriate. You can go to the park for your much needed socialization though. (He will be eating your bullys and try to avoid your friends)

He will NOT be allowing sleep overs and playdates have to be vetted. He just does not trust ANYONE whatso ever.

Slenderman would make you healthy, nutritional and delicious food, and if he has to be gone, he will meal prep ahead of time and have everything set up so that you will eat properly and have a healthy relationship with food.

He would have the habit of spoiling his daughter with shopping, and gifts and whatever interests his daughter has. His kid will have the best, and he will kill, hurt and torture anyone who gets in his way.

He is extremely patient and soft-spoken with you and lets you get away with a bit more than what you should sometimes. He is constantly struggling with trying to keep you secret because all he wants to do is scream from the mountaintops that you're his daughter, and he loves you, but he manages, somehow.

[batshitferalejsimp]

Hurrraaaayyy!!!!!! I am super happy you’re a bat shit feral ej simp (and so am I!). I can’t wait to read your stuff, yaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for your enthusiasm <3. I'm happy to know that even one person will be reading my fics!!

[batshitferalejsimp]

Nighttime walks with EJ!!

(This post is sponsored by my love of walks and being carried!!!)

Minors DNI!!

EJ is mostly Nocturnal, so he is ALWAYS ready for a nighttime walk

Scary dog privileges on a silver platter right there. Take this opportunity to wear whatever you want!!

He will probably either have his hands in his pockets or hold your hand. He's not very warm, though.

If you're acting like a dumbass, he won't stop you unless you're gonna hurt yourself or are shouting for no reason in a neighborhood. He'll probably be quietly laughing and smiling at your antics and jokes

People will cross the road to get out of his, and by extension, your way, so you can enjoy your walk in PEACE

Can be easily convinced to give you his hoodie, even if he forgot to wear a shirt underneath(will start bringing one of your jackets with him if it becomes a consistent habit), this will only happen at night though, when there are like no people.

He will pick you up and carry you however you want pretty much if your feet get tired, piggyback, princess style, thrown over his shoulder, letting you hang off his arm, he isn't particular, and honestly it makes him smile under his mask.

He will NEVER drop you, and if he gets tired, you don't notice. (Honestly, it helps him burn off some extra energy and helps him sleep better)

If you say anything about being too heavy, apologizing, or the like, he'll be extremely confused for a moment, but probably not say anything, might walk faster to prove a point, though. He literally could not care less how much you weigh.

If you wanna stop by one of the few open convenience stores or gas stations, he'll come in with you and probably pay for anything before you get the chance to pull out your wallet. He's not gonna tell you where he got the money from though.(he's not too worried. The cashier isn't paid enough to really look at him)

He's willing to carry whatever you buy too. He likes doing dumb little things like that. It makes him feel more like a boyfriend and a person.

He's usually pretty quiet on walks, but if you wanna talk, he'll answer you and make comments on what you're talking about, but he's mostly on the walk to enjoy the crisp night air.

[batshitferalejsimp]

My Particular EJ Headcanons!!

(I don't have a particular last name or nothing decided, like I've seen some of the cool folk coming up with)

Minors DNI

My eyeless jack is big, VERY BIG, like brick shithouse big, he's 6ft8, and very large and very muscular. I wouldn't say he's shredded, though. He's got like an off-season body builder or power lifter build, with like a healthy layer of fat over it. He's very gifted in the chest department✨️

In my mind, he was a Russian transfer student, studying over in America for his medical degree, feeling a bit isolated due to the lack of peers and friends, and that's when the cult snatched him up.

His voice is usually even and calm, but when he's pissed off, it gets almost layered... but not quite, and it's just off.

He has a bit of an accent (think Nikto from COD), and couldn't care less about hiding it.

He doesn't really care too much for being called EJ or Eyeless Jack. He prefers just being called Jack, but he won't really correct anyone on it because he doesn't care enough.

Over the years, he's set up some contacts through slenderman and has a somewhat successful career in the organ market. He also has a credit card and the like for when he needs to buy new supplies and whatever else he would need. He's probably one of the more put-together creeps, not that it says much about him.

He moves so quietly that it's actually scary, like you turn around and suddenly he's behind you, just watching.

He does a lot of watching and staring and has a habit of tilting his head when confused or trying to investigate things.

He can eat things other than kidneys or just human flesh. He just NEEDS human flesh fairly regularly and will start talking/mumbling to himself, getting aggressive and violent if he goes too long without human flesh, until he snaps and attacks the nearest human, no matter who they are. It usually takes 2-3 days for symptoms to start showing, and he keeps himself well fed, so it isn't usually an issue.

He sometimes hums to himself while working.

Believe it or not, he does sometimes go out in public, especially during and since the pandemic, wearing a mask and sunglasses with a hoodie, isn't suspicious if he pays, acts polite and doesn't act an ass. He can't go out and about as easily as jeff can, though.

He's very clean and sanitary, and oftentimes, if it can be helped, he doesn't kill his victims. He keeps his space clean.

If he needs to get organs, he usually targets men or criminals. He's not fond of harming women and children(he will if he MUST, but he won't be happy about it. )

His morality and emotions are somewhat dulled and disconnected from him.

He can see, and he can see quite well. However, he can't look around without turning his head. He can't side eye as much as he would like to with some of the shit that goes on in the mansion.

He can cook, and he's decent at it, but he usually doesn't because he can eat his food raw and the rest of the people in the mansion are assholes.

He's often getting stuck in fights with Jeff due to Jeff wanting a fight and knowing just how to make EJ fight him. EJ doesn't enjoy this but wins 60-70% of the time.

He enjoys going on walks or reading in his free time, watching a good amount of documentaries, and trying to stay on top of the lastest medical science.

He drinks and smokes, and he can get drunk, but cigarettes do not affect his lungs at all. Which disappointed him when he found out...

He has a strong sense of smell, and when he smells something he doesn't like, his face scrunches up visibly like a cat. It happens a lot around the other creeps in the mansion, particularly Toby.

He sometimes gets like mini zoomies, but he usually just goes out for a run and comes back when he's done.

He sleeps on his stomach or his back depending on how safe he feels, but he never really sleeps on his side unless there's someone else in the bed.

He eats A LOT, often times raw meat(think cow, deer, pig or chicke), he's large and does a lot of moving around and exercise, so he definitely EATS