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Kaye, they/them. Schrodinger's Pens fan.

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[samwellwaffles]

Why I’m absolutely done with WOF-D

WOF-D is probably one of, if not the most, problematic people I’ve ever had to interact with in this fandom and while I think many may know some of the things she has done publicly here on tumblr and on her blog, If you’re not a patreon and attend Ngozi’s live streams then you haven’t seen even the half of it

For those of you don’t know here are some of the things she’s done on tumblr

Drew Georgia with a man because she didn’t like that people were headcanoning Georgia as a lesbian and wanted to “piss off biphobic people”

Tried to be cute by joking w/ lyrics when someone called them out for not making/rbing content for ransom

Made ford’s skin tone lighter than it is in the comic along w/ the wrong undertones

Drew nursey and ransom w/ the same skin color + gave nursey the wrong undertone

Cisswapped parse - “kate parson” - to make jack/parse (a canonically gay relationship) to a m/f relationship and tagged it as “rule 63” and then wrote a long post trying to defend what she did

Draws Bitty as either a sex kitten or innocent af with little or no inbetween

But it gets only worse from there. And last night was the last straw for me

Because last night during the stream she claimed that Bitty was obviously gay from just the way that he looks and sits. Because of this fact the Bittle’s should know by now that Bitty is gay while also saying that Bitty went through a “straight phase” and was incapable of making decisions himself. That he needs to learn to be more like Jack who has learned to come across as a straight “strong” man. 

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[samwellwaffles]

what i really want to know is how each member of smh eats their oreos

[30samwiches]

jack: bites into an oreo straight up

holster, ransom, lardo, and shitty, in unison: [horrified gasps]

[jewishtango]

tango is honestly the most effective at chirping on the team and he isn’t even trying?? but like anytime the other team screws up it’s “were you actually aiming for the goal?” or “who were you trying to pass to anyway?” or just “did you do that on purpose or…??” 

once he asked one of the opposing d-men “what position do you play?” mid-game and the dude just. lost it. 

[omgcheckplease]

oooh can you do the boys cramming for finals?

“Shouldn’t we help—?”“No.”

[hfinsider32]

The Providence Falconers: Things to think about after the Cup

1. On the decline? Jack Zimmermann is 27-years-old.

2. What to do with the cap after Jack Zimmermann’s entry level contract?

3. How much is Jack Zimmermann worth? 

4. What if he asks for McDavid-money? Should he be getting McDavid-money?

5. Is Jack Zimmermann one of the #untouchable? 

[gutsybitsies]

1. Definitely not on the decline: Jack is 25 when he won the Cup, about to turn 26 on August 3rd. 

2. Not sure: He has a three year contract, and he was raised as the third A along with Marty and Thirdy. I’m guessing that they’re close to retirement. We know that the Falconers have gone to playoffs before as an expansion team, the Falconer’s GM have obvs been building up to a team. Hopefully they have great players on their farm teams. 

3. A lot.  

4. Probably not: The Oilers are…the Oilers. 

5. ???? 

[eeshlyye]

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[jckzimmermanns]

url graphic  → @chowder-chow

want one?

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

Zimmermann Fam

[thesamwellbaker]

has this been done yet?

[potterlikeharry]

Here, take my trash

[postmodernhockey]

we are all shitty rn 

[meangirlcoded]

2018: year of loving derek nurse

2018: year of writers giving derek nurse more than one emotion to fit the “chill” trope

2018: year of appreciating derek nurse

[zimboooty]

how’s bitty’s senior year going to go?? he’s first out ncaa captain, just came out with his stanley cup winning boyfriend, and now has to graduate?? this boy isn’t the best at school as it is!!! now he’s famous (kind of?) and stressed!

[zim-tits]

Bonus:

[captxinrex]

friendly reminder that jack zimmermann is a bisexual man who struggled with depression and substance abuse who turned his life around and took control of his future and came out on national tv so if that isn’t a glow up idk what is

[eeshlyye]

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