mythical creature

🔪.°kitten|taken|she/her|18+nsfw°.🔪

[thebernaunlu]

He is HOT!

[spacenerdb0i]

Angel doesn’t take shit from ANYONE

[snek-snacc-deactivated20251015]

So that music video, amiright?

[hitachiin-devils]

The only reason haruhi stayed with the host club

[minimalist-moon]

Haruhi: -mentions anything used in everyday life-

Everyone in the Host Club:

[incorrectouranhostclubquotes]

Kyouya: So. Who broke the teapot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Haruhi: ...I did. I broke it.

Kyouya: No. No you didn't. Hikaru?

Hikaru: Don't look at me. Look at Mori-senpai.

Mori: If it matters, probably not, but Kaoru was the last one to use it.

Kaoru: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Haruhi: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Kyouya.

Kyouya: No. Who broke it?

Honey: Kyo-chan… Tama-chan's been awfully quiet.

Tamaki: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Kyouya: I broke it. I burned my hand so I dropped it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[odairannies]

ladies don’t start fights. but they can finish them.

[galina-ulanova]

Backstage during Swan Lake (Israel Ballet, 2016)

[theotreptos]

[laurapetrie]

“I don’t know how the cake is made, but I want it!” - Lana Turner Marriage Is A Private Affair (1944)

[tackled]

[raspberry-chocolatte]

[veryfunnymemes]

[howaikr]

So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay

[thejaystar13]

Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not rich. As in if you’ve factored a child into your life and made the appropriate financial and life sacrifices it’s okay. Some poor people take better care of their children than wealthier people because they were willing and ready to put aside whatever it took to raise their child no matter what hardship they themselves will face, this actually incorporates both the mental and financial aspects of being ready to have a child. Whether you’re rich or poor, if you haven’t made a plan or set aside funds for your child it’s unfair to the child. Even if your preparation is making sure you’re on welfare, gathering food stamps and stocking up on free supplies, it’s enough to raise a child, just make sure you’ve prepared and are ready to do anything for that child.

[howaikr]

that’s a really good point, thank you for explaining!

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

The dumbest thing I’ve ever been told when trying to explain why I didn’t want kids was this: “If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll never have them. Sometimes you just have to do it anyway.” No. Literally no I do not.

[lorddyke-deactivated20191217]

"What do you want to do after school?" Kiss girls and farm vegetables but that's not good enough for y'all in this money-driven hellscape is it

[lexamus]

[batsintheboudoir]

wait

so.... all of tumblr is gonna be like.... on safe mode?

nuh uh

[ratgirlanna-deactivated20230623]

I can be your one time baby, I can be your little Dairy Queen