slap at the face that eats me

reagan| she/her| 17| enfp| face tag: my face| dog tag: doggo| cat tag: catto| check out my "watch when sad" tag|

[chessys]

romanticise buying things off my wishlist

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Normalize donating to my paypal

[thesnicketfile]

Helena Bonham Carter in an uncredited appearance as Beatrice Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004).

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

OMG I DIDN’T READ CLOSELY ENOUGH AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO INSINUATE THAT HELENA BONHAM CARTER PLAYED SUNNY AND I WAS LIKE wow she can really act

[caligaricarnival]

[kristina100000]

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

the phone’s WHAT?

[kristina100000]

ITS

[moshbrotatoes]

[shaggykilledgod]

[somebodykillnotch-blog]

Some random LGBT+ person: *Reclaims dyke, faggot, tranny, etc…*

Ya’ll here on Tungle Dot Dick:

Some random LGBT+ person: *Reclaims queer*

Ya’ll here on Tungle Dot Dick:

[blueauradoggo]

Possibilities:

[catlips001]

I like these but

Would you also consider these?

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,

[cookingwithkyle]

I laughed too hard at that

[iggykoopa666]

[chodeboy]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[barked]

[zagreus]

does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year?

[zagreus]

[sinisterlutist]

op where’s the other two

[zagreus]

are you sure you’re ready? i don’t think you are

[butchcurious]

Yes we are.

[zagreus]

you asked for it….. here’s the second most distressing thing i’ve seen on facebook this year

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

WHERE’S THE MOST DISTRESSING ONE OP

[zagreus]

on your own head be it……

[aerosorceress]

they protected us

[sexhaver]

they paired the foot spaghetti with barefoot wine…

[kul5ara-blog]

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

[dysonairbladefan1992]

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[sinsumeria1-blog]

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

[kalichnikov]

who needs weed when i can look at this pic

same thing

[andymorin]

[theshitneyspears]

Me in 2018 vs Me in 2019