Maybe you're a little late, maybe you're a hurricane.

isaac / ike - he - adult - (header source) - (askewniverse fans click here)

[batteriesandflashlights]

go on the internet right now and talk about the main characters of Clerks (1994) being gay with each other

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[shencomix]

[batteriesandflashlights]

tbh it frightens me a bit when my non-askew mutuals watch clerks cuz i feel like i'm gonna be judged for being so insane about it, but also i see my mutuals go insane over stuff idgaf about and it makes me go yay and yippee and things of that nature and i don't judge them at all cuz i understand differing tastes so like. #myhypocrisy or whatever

[batteriesandflashlights]

Found Clerks in my old DVD Binder. Plannin' on Watchin' it, For You. [FINGER GUNS]

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[batteriesandflashlights]

random thought but if withnail (from withnail & i) was a cat (🐱) he would be a lykoi

[batteriesandflashlights]

SOOOOO PRETTY

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[zombie-dance]

i saw this picture and the only thing i could think of was those ‘94 homos so here we are :

feeding danterandaler’s with crumbs (5 other ppl and myself; we are pecking at the floor like city pigeons)

[hugoreyeswife]

Can you draw hot clerks gay porn? But make it HOT!!!

Computer make these dudes supa gay and horny

[batteriesandflashlights]

concept of agent 1 placing all his worth on being a perfect spy, being afraid to explore things outside of it cuz what if it interferes with the job, and also he gets the sense he's "wasting time" when doing things unrelated to work. meanwhile the spy groove agency doesn't actually care what he does outside of work (as long as it doesn't result in him fucking up a job real bad) and agent 2 would be perfectly happy doing "worthless" stuff with him

[kaleidowl]

i've been under the impression 1 invents a lot of the gadgets they use because of that one line in greek freaks about how there is only one of those fog devices at all, and also how the gadgets are so specialized and how familiar 1 seems with them all, was kinda wondering if that was the general impression anyway considering he has a tech head trait. point being: i think his hobby outside of work is inventing and that is also work. he's normal

[towerofglass]

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2013

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[batteriesandflashlights]

i've been thinking about agent 1 getting some injury that requires him to stay off the job for a while, and while he's stuck in bed recovering, he has to think about his life outside of the job, think about what he wants in life. the fact we don't get much info on either of their lives outside of their jobs is kinda frustrating to me as a "please let me learn everything about this character" kinda guy, but it's also kinda compelling. of course you can imagine anything there but i like the interpretation that they don't have much going on outside of work. i can easily see agent 1 as someone who places a lot of importance on his role as a spy, sorta sees himself as a spy first and a person second. something something characters who see themselves as tools/weapons. so yeah put that guy in a situation where he has an existential crisis about this