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go on the internet right now and talk about the main characters of Clerks (1994) being gay with each other

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#something like a raven or a crow. or a deer. something that lives in a dark forest

random thought but if withnail (from withnail & i) was a cat (🐱) he would be a lykoi

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#i know you're a rat so i should say rat on the animal poll but first and foremost you are Cartoon.

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i saw this picture and the only thing i could think of was those ‘94 homos so here we are :

feeding danterandaler’s with crumbs (5 other ppl and myself; we are pecking at the floor like city pigeons)

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Can you draw hot clerks gay porn? But make it HOT!!!

Computer make these dudes supa gay and horny

concept of agent 1 placing all his worth on being a perfect spy, being afraid to explore things outside of it cuz what if it interferes with the job, and also he gets the sense he's "wasting time" when doing things unrelated to work. meanwhile the spy groove agency doesn't actually care what he does outside of work (as long as it doesn't result in him fucking up a job real bad) and agent 2 would be perfectly happy doing "worthless" stuff with him

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kaleidowl

i've been under the impression 1 invents a lot of the gadgets they use because of that one line in greek freaks about how there is only one of those fog devices at all, and also how the gadgets are so specialized and how familiar 1 seems with them all, was kinda wondering if that was the general impression anyway considering he has a tech head trait. point being: i think his hobby outside of work is inventing and that is also work. he's normal

#he's soooo normal #spy groove

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#it feels wrong to say anything other than otter

i've been thinking about agent 1 getting some injury that requires him to stay off the job for a while, and while he's stuck in bed recovering, he has to think about his life outside of the job, think about what he wants in life. the fact we don't get much info on either of their lives outside of their jobs is kinda frustrating to me as a "please let me learn everything about this character" kinda guy, but it's also kinda compelling. of course you can imagine anything there but i like the interpretation that they don't have much going on outside of work. i can easily see agent 1 as someone who places a lot of importance on his role as a spy, sorta sees himself as a spy first and a person second. something something characters who see themselves as tools/weapons. so yeah put that guy in a situation where he has an existential crisis about this

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i feel like if agent 1 and agent 2 had to work separately (as in, not even doing the same mission together) then they would be pissed off. like if they were assigned different partners for some reason, idk maybe one of them gets injured and can't work for a while and the other needs to work alone or with a different spy. it'd really upset them methinks

the crux of me shipping them is me recognizing them as (not necessarily in a romantic sense) life partners and very compatible, so yes i think they should be together forever, no matter the nature of their relationship. the romance element adds a certain je ne sais quoi + a sense of tension and drama if they don't communicate about it (which i don't think they would). idk. something something i wanna see more of them having fun together something something the missions are dates. also possibly much to be said about how the series treats the spies' canon romantic entanglements, i may be too aro-spec to speak smartly about it, but one thing i will say is i think one or both of them would fail to / take a long time to realize their feelings are romantic, due to their relationship not following the pattern that past romances have fallen into

kaleidowl

rambling thoughts and expansions on this ive had

I think about separation arcs along these lines so often, cause it makes them realize what they mean to each other. usually I think of them being requested to work solo for awhile, or one of them gets stationed abroad. I think they would have a really hard time working with another partner that in a way they would just rather solo it, but then they are missing their other half

ALSO YES I see agent 1 as demi and having a hard time with commitment because he thinks love is supposed to be a certain way which is rather different than how he feels it, so he's just kind of incapable of identifying it. And 2 I flip flop between him realizing something between them when they're young or only when they're older, but all the same he doesn't know how to approach it because he thinks it would really piss 1 off, that they're supposed to keep the unspoken thing that way (which could also be another split between either thinking himself has feelings or thinking 1 has feelings for him). 2 is waiting for 1 to take initiative but 1 doesn't even understand what encompasses their relationship could be considered love. it's a life of wanting but not knowing you could have

my favorite space to play with them in is between having some sort of "official relationship label," cause while the show definitely doesn't take itself seriously, their line of work leans towards a life of forever changing figures. it's a risk of unbalancing their professional relationship and their personal relationship. I think of the moments where 1 wants to do something cool with his bestie like when they busted onto fishs yacht and posed or when they did wheelies. 2 brings out a less serious side in 1, and I think the same can be said that 1 brings out a serious side in 2. there's also that early defining a relationship stage where they're dating to see if they could be a romantic item that's tons of fun too, but I do also just like them as platonic life partners that love and care about each other. an easy alternative is they could be friends with benefits, but i don't find it as fun a concept unless you're exploring it with "one has caught feelings" that I feel the need to even bring it up. idk it's hard to imagine the relationship ending up unrequited if one of them did have feelings yk.

what you said though- it's the lack of communication that i find compelling for them as a couple. 2s desire for telepathy between them makes me laugh because they so often finish each other's thoughts, but of course that doesn't always mean they know how each other is feeling. its that repression I mentioned with 1, I think he might not even know how he's feeling. i think 1 would care more about logistics, and the thing with feelings (and people) is that they can often be illogical, making him particularly dismissive and therefore repressive of his own emotions. they make up a duo of finding what they think they lack in each other to me, and in the end how they would've inspired each other to be willing to put themselves in the position to risk it all by caring about other people

tldr i take spy groove too serious

#i like this a lot! and got very excited when i saw this notification hehe #i think it's wonderful that you've put so much thought into such things