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go on the internet right now and talk about the main characters of Clerks (1994) being gay with each other

randal says something flirty to dante and dante starts blushing a little and randal lights up and starts complimenting and flirting with him hardcore (most of it under the guise of a joke) until dante is laughing and his face is all red

batteriesandflashlights

alternatively, a random customer flirts with dante and dante gets kinda smiley over it, and after the customer leaves randal pokes fun at dante like wow you're weak. can't handle a bit of affection. and dante (probably lying) is like no i was just doing that to make her feel nice, i don't get all giddy over anyone flirting with me. and randal takes this as a challenge

#isaac.txt #randante

trying to think up fluffy cute randante scenarios and none of my thoughts are fully forming but just know that i AM Thinking. ok?

#isaac.txt #sending their asses to the roller skating rink. they skate for hockey purposes already so why not

fishpondfish

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

mousouchuu-v2

Vinny makes ice cream.

hardwrench

i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else

milobyte

i'm sure it's fine

kragehund-est

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

kragehund-est

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

divorcedwife

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

divorcedwife

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

#cedar tree 🌲 :] woaw

shencomix

#goes for writing as well

tbh it frightens me a bit when my non-askew mutuals watch clerks cuz i feel like i'm gonna be judged for being so insane about it, but also i see my mutuals go insane over stuff idgaf about and it makes me go yay and yippee and things of that nature and i don't judge them at all cuz i understand differing tastes so like. #myhypocrisy or whatever

#isaac.txt

Found Clerks in my old DVD Binder. Plannin' on Watchin' it, For You. [FINGER GUNS]