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HI IM MOVING : you can now find me @battleincarnate , i won’t be following anyone here straight off because i want this blog to be a clean slate where i don’t keep following people i don’t interact with so if you still want to write with me you can find me over there otherwise it’s been chill !! xx
see how calm the surface of the water is. that was ME once. and then… the water ripples and CHURNS. that’s what I became.” —— “ but if we sit here long enough it will go back to being still again. you’ll go back to being calm.” —— “ but the stone’s STILL under there. it’s now a part of the lake. it might look as it did before but it’s FOREVER CHANGED.”
They won’t tell you fairytales of how girls can be dangerous and still win. They will only tell you stories where girls are sweet and kind and reject all sin. I guess to them it’s a terrifying thought, a red riding hood who knew exactly what she was doing when she invited the wild in.
Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)
# Zelda casually name-dropping her entire family during an exorcism
girls are cool and i say this not only as a lesbian
but as a dyke as well
bronte, wuthering heights
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#when your friend is a Messy Bitch™ but you still try to be supportive
see how calm the surface of the water is. that was ME once. and then… the water ripples and CHURNS. that’s what I became.” —— “ but if we sit here long enough it will go back to being still again. you’ll go back to being calm.” —— “ but the stone’s STILL under there. it’s now a part of the lake. it might look as it did before but it’s FOREVER CHANGED.”
HI IM MOVING : you can now find me @battleincarnate , i won’t be following anyone here straight off because i want this blog to be a clean slate where i don’t keep following people i don’t interact with so if you still want to write with me you can find me over there otherwise it’s been chill !! xx
( * & . — WILL & GRACE SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ because that’s the way the story of the gay guy and the straight girl is always told , isn’t it ? he broke her heart . poor her . but you were just being you . ’
‘ bury it deep inside you and just cry in the shower like a normal person . ’
‘ can i take you to my therapist ? because he thinks i’m making you up . ’
‘ halloween just happens to be the one day out of the year that makes the other 364 days bearable . ’
‘ he doesn’t like madonna . ’
‘ hey , we could go out and have life experiences of our own then get together later and discuss them . you know , like the people on tv do . ’
‘ i don’t want to be an adult anymore . it’s very hard ! ’
‘ i get it , universe . i’m garbage . ’
‘ i hate it when bad guys are handsome . it’s like scar in lion king . ’
‘ i just want somebody who gets me . somebody who’s comfortable in my world and makes me laugh and occasionally brings me flowers . and … somebody who likes kittens . and the hardcore bondage scene . ’
‘ i knew you could either be a guy i dated for awhile or be a friend for life , but not both . ’
‘ i know you can’t turn someone gay , you can only make them wish they were . ’
‘ i know you heard all that . so come on out , laugh in my face . ’
‘ i need you to have my back and agree with everything i say . it’s your one job . ’
‘ i was distracted because your shirt has been open all night . ’
‘ if i was better at thinking of devastating things in the moment i would destroy you right now ! but they always come out ten minutes too late . ’
‘ if we’re not with anybody when we’re old , let’s meet in the middle of the brooklyn bridge you and me , and have somebody push us off . ’
‘ i’m a lady , assface . ’
‘ i’m going to take the high road . and not just because i’m high . ’
‘ i’m sorry i said that … you’re in love with me . i know that’s not true . ’
‘ i’ve always said that if your genitals are on the outside , you’re hiding something on the inside . ’
‘ i’ve kissed her more times than i can count and every single time i felt something . ’
‘ let me get out my umbrella . sounds like the forecast calls for hurtful comments . ’
‘ look at me , i’m a freakin’ bombshell . ’
‘ look at you , you little hottie . ’
‘ most human beings are endowed with the capacity to feel human emotion . they’re weak . ’
‘ my constant fear of death has infused my lovemaking with a sense of panic that has really upped my game . ’
‘ no heterosexual man has ever sat this way . ’
‘ oh , look ! my ride’s here and it’s a huff ! believe i’ll leave in it . ’
‘ oh my god , i hate myself . wait a minute , why go there ? it’s negative . i hate him . ’
‘ oh , honey . i’ve got a fake laugh with your name all over it . ’
‘ okay , shush , i’m talking . ’
‘ once i’ve taken my bra off it’s all over . no way i’m strapping that thing back on again . ’
‘ one of the good things about being single is you learn how to get through a crisis alone . ’
‘ people die . i might die . even worse , i might get old . ’
‘ psst . i’d like you to eat me . ’
‘ really , when i give you advice i’m just talking out of my ass . ’
‘ sorry i’m late . but i got here as soon as i wanted to . ’
‘ talk to the boob . ’
‘ the point is , this place can’t fix you – because you’re not broken . ’
‘ they’re young and hot , we’re old and not . nothing else matters . ’
‘ wait a minute , what’s wrong ? wine , tissues , charcoal facial masks … all we need is a box of donuts and it’s a comfort kit . ’
‘ we are not having a threeway again . ’
‘ we can sit in the back row and every time straight people kiss , we hiss . ’
‘ what is the problem ? it was just a kiss . ’
‘ which lever do i pull to be crushed by a safe ? ’
‘ why does anyone go to any doctor ? fear and pills . ’
‘ why is flaky such a bad quality in a date , but such a good quality in a crust ? ’
‘ you are exactly who you’re supposed to be . ’
‘ you brought liquor into a movie theater ? that’s so classy . ’
‘ you can’t trust people you met on the internet . i went on a date with this guy i met online and he seemed really nice . but at the end of the evening ? i stole $200 from his wallet . ’
‘ you don’t understand , it was a really good kiss . ’
‘ you just kinda split yourself into two people to get through it . the person it happened to and the one who gets through the day . ’
‘ you’re a tigress ! girl , you sure know how to put a smile in a lady’s pants . ’
‘ you’re an awful human being . and i’ll always be here for you . ’
‘ you’re honest , you’ve got no agenda , you’re not manipulative … it’s like you’re talking in code . ’
‘ you’ve never felt too gross for sex ? ’
“The quickest way to a gentleman’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.”
~ Francis Midford.
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“The very nicest thing about being a writer is that you can afford to indulge yourself endlessly with oddness, and nobody can really do anything about it, as long as you keep writing and kind of using it up, as it were. I am, this morning, endeavoring to persuade you to join me in my deluded world; it is a happy, irrational, rich world, full of fairies and ghosts and free electricity and dragons, and a world beyond all others fun to walk around in. All you have to do — and watch this carefully, please — is keep writing. As long as you write it away regularly, nothing can really hurt you.”
— Shirley Jackson, from Memory And Delusion in “Let Me Tell You” (via adrasteiax)
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