Kuroshitsuji Quotes.

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Hi this is random but I love your blog it actually makes my day, it’s just so funny, but I wanted to ask if you would mind me drawing comics of the quotes?? I would be crediting you of course, If you don’t want me to I understand 💕Sorry if this is annoying😂💜

PLEASE

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I don’t even post anymore but pls.

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someone reblogged my post and tagged it “to be deleted” wtf man

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It’ll cheer the Young Master up, he’ll be over the moon! He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly!

Mey-Rin

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Sebastian: I treat my body like a temple.

Claude: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

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“Oh no, I set something on fire again!”

~ Ciel Phantomhive.

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Ciel: What happens when you die?

Vincent: You go to heaven.

Ciel: No like

Ciel: do I get your stuff

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Claude: You’re acting like a child, Young Master.

Alois: I am not acting!

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Ciel: What are you, three?

Sebastian: Heads taller than you, young Master.

Ciel:

Sebastian:

Ciel: I’m going to murder you in your sleep.

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Alois: I want you to kill them, but make it look like an accident.


Claude: Say no more.


Ciel: Looks like the killer beat them to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by their feet.

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The most relatable person in black panther is any one of the unbothered wakandan bystanders legit going abt their day buying fruit, while the king and his cousin fight and the Royal guard of bald women fight the zoologist border control and don't bat an eye when the princess breaks out the arm cannons and the mechanical rhinos stampede on everyone

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Sebastian: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Ciel: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

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Mey-Rin: “What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?” is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Bardroy: He’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon.

Finny: We never said we’d send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

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Ciel: Dear Santa

Ciel: I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty

Ciel: And it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard

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If anything he mught have found this: "Sébastien Michaëlis was a French inquisitor and prior of the Dominican order who lived during the late 16th and early 17th centuries. His Histoire admirable de la possession et conversion d'une penitente (1612), includes a classification of demons which has passed into general use in esoteric literature" - Wikipedia.

Ye i was gonna say he was named after a priest but when you search sebastian michaelis the priest is the fourth link that shows up, and the first one has “demon butler” under it so id still be found out

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My dad just heard I named my bird after a demon and wanted to know what demon to know how much he should disapprove of me so he looked up the name Sebastian and all he got was a formula one driver, Bucky Barnes, or some guy who committed triple homicide. But no michaelis! Victory is sweet

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Ciel: God, I hate them.

Sebastian: Me too.

Ciel: You’ve no idea who I’m talking about.

Sebastian: Solidarity, young Master.

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Ciel: I loved playing doctor as a child.

[Flashback to little Ciel with a stethoscope and a stuffed bear]

Ciel: The cancer has spread. Get your house in order.