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[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[perhapsarat]

I hope everyone is prepared. The time is almost upon us.

[bellygangstaboo]

Happy 4th of July

[truyorkbity-deactivated20170425]

[ragandboner]

FUCK IT THE WHOLE WAY UPP

[kushingtonthechief]

Black Excellence

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[bellaxiao]

[demisatyr]

come thruuuuuuu

[chemicalxmiracles]

“some people have it worse than you” ok thanks Becky I still have depression

[iu]

*wants to read* *doesnt read*

*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*

*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*

*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*

*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*

[momqueer]

this is called depression

[pure]

rich people must be hooked up to their own supercomputer mega consciousness network cuz i heard NOTHING about fyre festival till it turned out to be a scam

[gaming-pugs]

My relationship goals is to get home after work to find the partner gaming in just his boxers

[postingwhileblack]

And for the record, Bill Nye didn’t say that “gender is determined by your chromosomes”. He was talking about genes that are stored in part of our cells - chromosomes. He just explained that they contain all of the genetic information and all the instructions you need to make a person. So the first comparison was fake and was supposed to vilify the scientist guy and liberals. No such luck.

However, no doubt Bill Nye has developed his knowledge over the years and that’s how real science work! 

[shodaw]

Also the first screenshot is fake soooo

[kingjaffejoffer]

Dude this movie looks so good.

I didn’t even watch the full trailer because I feel like movie trailers give away too much of the film where it practically tells you everything thats going to happen. 

I didn’t want to ruin too much of it. I wanna see it though

[angrysmoll]

IT’S ABOUT A BLACK TEENAGER WITH SUPER POWERS HOLY SHIT WATCH THE TRAILER 

[dynastylnoire]

I’ve been waiting for this movie my whole life

[scottstilesliam-deactivated2016]

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things

[salamandertoast]

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

[baetology]

man they can sing

[bridgeplace-deactivated20140312]

[missveryvery]

same guy who said this

he’s my fucking hero

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme

[scienceviking]

So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day

[katswenski]

Happy National Dog Day, everyone! My Website – See me on Webtoon

[marcys-underground]

A triple use comic. Iove this.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

This is important art.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS WORLD IS NOW THEIRS