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INTRODUCTION

sleeplessdreamer14

Lydia: What are you doing?

Beetlejuice: (pink all over, making heart eyes @ you) They’re pretty.

Lydia: … And you’re ugly. Now let’s get to work.

zombieluvrgrl

˚₊ · »-♡→ dating toki wartooth !

⟢ havent written in yearss so im rusty, sorry if theyre ooc!! please reblog, like and comment if you enjoyed it really helps me! :)

(also accepting requests! sfw & nsfw so send them my way)

ps. these are LONG! under the cut <3

⟢ expect cuddles whenever physically possible - i mean this guy is the type of bf to hold your hand while youre on the toilet just bc he misses you

⟢ toki's also incredibly generous, forgiving and loving, showering you with sweet and innocent gifts and always excited to suggest cute dates together!

⟢ he loves to treat you with plushies of your favourite shows and games as well as special candy (maybe his favourite Norwegian candy so you two can bond over it?!)

⟢ at mordhaus expect board games, DDR battles and taking the lunchables away from toki before his dumbass burns them on the stove again. oh and getting super sloppy drunk in the hot tub

⟢ outside, he loves shopping with you, visiting the zoo and hanging out at yours watching shows together!

⟢ OBVIOUSLY you get free tickets to every show and has the kloketeers get you anything you want; a comfier seat? snacks? merch? booze? on it!

blu3b3rryj4mp1r3

rainy days 🌧️

10matoto

anime TF2

OP

lyjaa

Tf2 greek au doodles…

Medic being covered in blood has nothing to do with pyro and the cat, they just happen to be on the same canvas

@watercr3ss requested that I draw one of the mercs as Actaeon being eaten by his hounds, I recommend checking out the mythology it’s really cool! I chose to draw scout as Actaeon since tormenting him soothes my soul.

dailyheavymedic

day 252

honesty above all

fexjam

got so mad i had to draw heavymedic touching each other

lyjaa

finally… the offense team…

Hoo hah all of the mercs are done

next is the beautiful ms Pauling and administrator and also Saxton Hale

jokealott

thinking of u... 💭

murdocalphoncefaustniccals-deac

Liar. You have ass pimples. It's a whole pimple colony down there. Don't you lieee... I KNOW THE TRUTH

Oi ow would you know I avent seen ye mug near me buns

tf2incorrectquotes

Medic: *bringing out the bonesaw* PEOPLE WHO DON'T USE THEIR HEADS DON'T NEED THEM.

upturnedcairn

woof woof

dailyheavymedic

guess who i had to make as soon as i heard the news

also those other guys too ig

sativamommy

Relationship headcanons for Toki?

TOKI WARTOOTH RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS

Pairing: toki wartooth x reader

Warnings: none

A/n: not proofread, hope i did our boy justice!

- He can't believe you're real.

Toki has spent most of his life being overlooked, underestimated, or actively mistreated (thanks abusive childhood and years of being Dethklok's punching bag). The fact that you want to be around him — that you choose him — breaks his brain a little. He'll ask "yous really likes me?" at least once a day. Not because he's fishing for compliments. Because he genuinely can't believe it. Answer him every time. He needs to hear it.

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- He's incredibly affectionate.

Toki is a hugger. A hand-holder. A forehead-kisser. He'll drape himself over you on the couch like a large, blonde cat. He plays with your hair while you watch TV. He holds your hand under the table at dinner. He's not ashamed of any of it. He spent so long without physical affection that now he's making up for lost time. Let him. He'll purr if you scratch his head. (He doesn't actually purr. But it's close.)

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- His love language is quality time.

He doesn't need grand gestures or expensive gifts. He just wants to be near you. Sitting in the same room while he practices guitar. Cooking together (he's terrible at it, but he tries). Falling asleep on the couch with a movie playing that neither of you is watching. He doesn't care what you're doing. He just wants to do it with you.

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- He's surprisingly thoughtful.

He remembers everything. Your coffee order. The name of your childhood pet. That one thing you mentioned wanting six months ago. He'll surprise you with it — not on a special occasion, just on a random Tuesday. He doesn't make a big deal out of it. He'll just hand it to you and say "I saw this and thoughts of yous" like it's nothing. It's not nothing. It's everything.

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- He's protective in a quiet way.

Toki isn't aggressive. He won't start fights or threaten people. But if someone hurts you — really hurts you — something shifts in him. He gets very quiet. Very still. His eyes go dark in a way you've never seen. He won't tell you what he did. You won't ask. Just know that whoever crossed you regrets it.

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- He has nightmares.

His childhood left scars that don't show. Some nights he wakes up shaking, drenched in sweat, reaching for you before he's even fully conscious. He won't talk about it. He'll just cling to you in the dark and breathe until the shaking stops. Don't push him to explain. Just hold him. Let him know he's safe.

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- He's goofy as hell.

Toki makes stupid faces. He does voices. He'll narrate your daily activities in a fake announcer voice until you throw a pillow at him. He laughs at his own jokes (which are mostly terrible). He's not trying to be funny — he's just like this. Life with him is never boring. Annoying, sometimes. But never boring.

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- He gets jealous (but not in a scary way).

He won't yell or start drama. He'll just get quiet. Withdraw. Sit in the corner and pick at his guitar and pretend everything is fine. It's not fine. He saw you laughing with someone else and his brain immediately went to "they're better than me, you're going to leave." You have to coax it out of him. He'll deny it at first. Then he'll mumble something about "that guy" and look at his shoes. Kiss his forehead. Tell him he's an idiot. He'll smile. It'll be okay.

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- He's bad at taking care of himself.

He forgets to eat when he's hyperfocused on music. He stays up too late. He'll wear the same shirt for three days if no one says anything. You become the person who reminds him to shower, who brings him food, who physically removes the guitar from his hands at 3 AM. He complains — "you're nots my mom, Toki is a grown-up" — but he also leans into your touch when you check his forehead for a fever. He needs you. He'll never say it.

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- He writes songs about you.

Not all of them. But some of them. Little melodies he plays when he thinks you're asleep. Lyrics in Norwegian that you don't understand. He'll never tell you which songs are about you. But you'll know. There's something in the way he plays them — softer, sweeter, sadder — that gives it away.

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- He's surprisingly good with animals.

Cats love him. Dogs love him. Random squirrels seem to trust him. He talks to animals in a soft, gentle voice that he never uses with humans. Watching him crouch down to pet a stray cat will make your heart do something weird. Don't mention it. He'll get embarrassed.

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- He's not good with words.

He stumbles. He trips over sentences. He says the wrong thing at the wrong time and then panics and makes it worse. He's not good at "I love you" speeches. He's good at showing up. At holding you. At making you coffee exactly the way you like it. At being there. Learn to read his actions. The words are in there somewhere. They're just shy.

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- He's fiercely loyal.

Once Toki loves you, that's it. You're his person. He's not going anywhere. He'll defend you to anyone — the band, the press, strangers on the street. He'll choose you over everything. Not because he's supposed to. Because he can't imagine choosing anything else.

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- He makes you feel seen.

Toki notices things about you that no one else does. The way you laugh when you're nervous. The way you tap your fingers when you're thinking. The small sigh you make before you fall asleep. He collects these details like treasure. He'll mention one randomly — "yous do the thing with your nose when you're annoyed, Toki likes that" — and you'll realize he's been watching you this whole time. Really watching. It's unsettling and wonderful.

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- He's home.

That's what it comes down to. Toki is chaos and noise and terrible cooking and loud guitar at 2 AM. But he's also warmth and safety and someone who looks at you like you're the best thing that's ever happened to him. He's not perfect. Neither are you. But when you're together, it feels like coming home.