I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it
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I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it
when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life
there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists
No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)
me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:
no.
NO.
starting to rock back and fourth.
you do not understand.
you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.
we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.
do not tempt fate youngling.
step away from the paywall.
that is how you summon the ancient evils.
that is how you wake the lawyers.
Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.
Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.
trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*
Sci-fi: Credits?
Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?
Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?
Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?
Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.
Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?
Fantasy: Crystals!
Sci-fi: Crystals!
Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫
Fantasy: Princesses?
Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?
Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?
Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?
Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?
Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.
Which reminds me. The work colleague who makes display signage using AI art is finally getting told to knock it off bc a reference librarian overheard some patrons mocking said AI art the other day and also bc we got a write in comment about how disappointed the commenter was that the public library ie an information center would use AI. We come to the brick and mortar library to get away from that etc etc etc. So, you know. Be loud and annoying about it in public, maybe you’ll get lucky and it’ll do something.
AUBREY PLAZA and KRISTEN STEWART HAPPIEST SEASON (2020) dir. Clea DuVall
"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock
I think about this all the time. 🌙 | Poor Lena
—Inspired by this tweet:
abaddon my baby girl my little meow meow
Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.
So we have Principal Barry Dort, who manipulates students and gives out ugly stickers.
And then we had Larissa Weems.
Larissa Weems who drove her students to therapy.
Larissa Weems who would have surely taught Enid how to drive herself if need be.
Larissa Weems who would have welcomed Bianca's mother at Nevermore, had Bianca dared to ask for help.
Larissa Weems who must have felt so used sometimes being explicitly and implicitly asked to use her powers —since that's all anybody asks of shapeshifters at Nevermore, apparently—, but who did it anyway to protect her school.
Larissa Weems who must have been the only model for some young shapeshifters —which are evidently under-represented Outcasts— who now have nobody like them to look up to.
Larissa who knew what being a Nevermore student is like and could probably talk about its so-called "former glory" better than anyone else.
Larissa Weems who didn't partake in positive discrimination and didn't want to exacerbate her students' differences, but rather to help them feel safe in a world that was not meant for them while encouraging them to develop their abilities.
Larissa Weems who worked her arse off and never put anybody's reputation on the line but her own when trying to find sufficient funding for her school.
Larissa Weems who convinced the board to accept a student with homicidal ideation instead of using that same board as an excuse to let the most vulnerable students go to fend for themselves amongst the Normies.
Larissa Weems who put her own pain aside just to see one more Outcast be taught in a safe space and finally make friends.
Larissa Weems who ensured Xavier and Eugene could have their own spaces to explore their abilities.
Larissa Weems who died for Nevermore.
Larissa Weems who didn't put GODDAMN PURPLE ALL OVER THE GODDAMN WALLS.
But yeah, whatever. I'm fine.