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[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[baumgarten2012]

A Letter To The Boy Who Broke My Heart

I chose happiness over fighting for you

[truckyeahcountrystars]

[a-blonde-mess]

JESSICA DAY EXPLAINS: periods.

1. food cravings & social withdrawal

2. cramps

3. depression

4.  aggression

5. decreased alertness, trouble concentrating

6. sensitivity to light and sound

7. mood swings

conclusion: 

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[sweetoothgirl]

Campfire Grilled S’more Calzones

[swallowbitchpeoplearestarving]

[drumsnfacts-deactivated20220204]

Fam

[spacehusband-deactivated2018120]

GUYS THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX

I REPEAT THEY ADDED BILL NYE TO NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[blackbanshee-deactivated2018022]

[joriontel]

that is the most appropriate and helpful review.

[baumgarten2012]

teachers trying to impose responsibility

freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"

sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"

junior year: "you're almost seniors now"

senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"

College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"

[pluviophobian]

People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of people

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

Also people who respond to your weird noises by precisely imitating your weird noises to echo the emotion

[nickatniteofficial]

I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon: a couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun. I couldn’t get my money back so I’m in seat 7A. 

[wickedclothes]

[beben-eleben]

Chocolate Solar System

[wily-old-dangernoodle]

my only chance to eat uranus

[queer-blue-sky]

I cannot stress how hard I laughed at this

[iraffiruse]

[baumgarten2012]

lolololol. i laughed too hard at this for some reason

[mirandalambertdaily]

"What doesn’t kill you, only makes you blonder."

[double06]

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

[rawrgoesjerran-blog]

people with vaginas  what are they called again?

[firetinasty]

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

[mallorylrc]

whoop there it is

[andillmakeawish]

[baumgarten2012]

Shay Mooney is basically perfect

[baumgarten2012]

someone, anyone

i'm looking for a link for 7x05....my tv decided to break earlier today so i couldn't watch it...

[llcooljofficial-deactivated2012]

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.