To each his own magic

Sarah, 23. Country music fan. Concerts and puppies make me happy.

[twitterlols]

[cyberpunksuggestions]

Define ‘cheating.’

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

[dumblerawrrr]

Who else remembers when Harry just assumed Oliver Wood was a stick McGonagall was going to beat him with.

[weavemama]

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

[tittyinfinity]

Thank you to whoever made this im so excited

[wisdomsavingthrow]

also for your consideration:

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[pep95]

demono

[dpdjohneggleg-deactivated201608]

((”Not just pizza”))

[cutest-angle-in-heaven]

((”but eternal damnation”))

[thestarsaredown]

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

[thatdisasterauthor]

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

[memeuplift]

[awed-frog]

#hero

[fieldbears]

[allsadnshit]

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

[huffylemon]

thick jelly……I can’t believe someone put words to that feeling…….thank you

[donnasweettttttttt]

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

[glirby]

i’m gonna start using this line

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[slavery]

man bring back One direction I can’t handle Kpop

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what does facebook think my house looks like

[agripinaafalls]

Dope as fuck apparently

[fluffymcmuffins]

remember when macklemore said “walk into the club like whaddup i gotta big cock” and we just let him

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,