I'm not here to step on anyone's toes

I didn't steal that car you're just crazy

[baxterward-official]

~𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓮 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯~

Need a wedding planned?

Need a ballroom dancing partner?

Need a burning question answered?

Baxter Ward has your back! (I am Baxter Ward, by the way)

Just send an ask or a DM and i'll have it covered!

Xoxo,

Baxter

[OOC: Yooooooooooo this is Nathaniel-needs-to-die. Just remember basic human decency when talking to me and everything'll go swimmingly! and now, i will list other roleplay blogs i'm affiliated with. One. @theofficial-coveholden lol. PLEASE JOIN US]

[baxterward-official]

Happy Pride month for those who celebrate :)

[baxterward-official]

Baxter are you in a ward?

I am not in a ward, no.

[baxterward-official]

https://www.tumblr.com/castaspellaw/806030168354357248/baxter-realizing-katy-perry-wasnt-lying?source=share (ol;ba MC is californian :3 )

...How amusing, yes.

[baxterward-official]

Aye you better pick up those calls. You said you weren’t gonna leave again

Ah, yes, apologies. I was *away*.

[baxterward-official]

Baxter you missed all 55 calls I sent

[Absent Baxter noises]

[As you can see he's clearly not here]

[baxterward-official]

Hi Baxter >.<

You're literally soo charli xcx coded, like you're the type of person she based some songs on the album " true romance " about :p

if you haven't listened to her, you should give that album a try ^^

Ah, it's not my usual style of music, but i'm willing to give it a try :)

[baxterward-official]

Ever heard of MGS

Mariott Global Source?

[baxterward-official]

have you heard of 3rd life?

Mm, I believe i've heard of it, yes.

[baxterward-official]

spongebob

I can't say i'm too familiar with that cartoon.

[baxterward-official]

It’s ok me and Bebe break up all the time

I see...

[theofficial-coveholden]

that doesn't sound like a very healthy relationship...

[baxterward-official]

Agreed.

[baxterward-official]

It’s ok me and Bebe break up all the time

I see...

[baxterward-official]

Ah...

You have my condolences.

[baxterward-official]

This is no joke. The pizza mafia is on their way to take your car. If you do not pay up we will be sending a repo man to take whatever objects in your home they like.

...?

[baxterward-official]

HOW DO YOY KNOW MY NAME???

I fear it is directly stated in your username.

[baxterward-official]

I forgot how to brush my teeth okay?!

Clyde Donovan, I do concern for you.

[baxterward-official]

Can you squirt toothpaste in my mouth, I would ask my girlfriend but well she’s idk somewhere

What is this request...

Are you incapable of doing it yourself?