do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
boba tea orders are increasing in Beijing btw
What does it mean
We are monitoring the situation
you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game
a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
well i wrote a big post about best practices for book pages on itchio but i guess my example images were too spicy for tumblr and it got put in post jail
you can read it for free on patreon instead