Graham (20)

im just your average guy except about five inches tallerSnapchat, Instagram, and Twitter- @grahamparker96

[enlightenedsilverking]

Can you die from eating too many vitamin gummies?

[navigaero]

Me entering heaven after overdosing on vitamin gummies

[onlytwitterpics]

[expiredpoppies-deactivated20201]

[gif87a-com]

[powertopsenpai-deactivated20260]

@doujinshi

[imustbenuts]

guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…

girl: Cat’s ignoring you

guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…

[Cat stretches]

guy: Stop it! Oi.

[Cat lies down]

guy: Go away, you! Go away!

girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…

[christinethecatposts-deactivate]

thank u for this translation

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[pacificrim-archive]

Winston was going to have a fucking shotgun I can’t think of anything scarier than a massive gorilla leaping at you and immediately blowing a whole in your ribcage

[skarchomp]

[freakonakaleesh]

@occultdigest

[quorgi]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[underthepalmsweare-deactivated2]

Time to watch some wholesome youtube content

[luxgalador]

Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face

[datassium]

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[northerncricket]

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

[memewhore]

[cant-into]

it… it doesn’t work like that…

[curlykoalas]

Cereal is good for you

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

I moved into summerstock housing tonight and a friendly orange cat immediately greeted my kitties to the neighborhood (he actually climbed into my damn car). 

But then when I stepped into my apartment building I found this:

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Make Chester an indoor cat

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

L E T H I M I N

[roddaprime]

[tor-ta]

[buckycap]