I keep telling myself I won't come back.

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[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[flowerb-0y]

[the-bored-coffee]

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

[guooey]

[dilf-phoenix-rights]

Hi, I am loosing my mind over this

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[jaubaius]

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

[osointricate]

I now have THIS saved on my computer.

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

I can still hear the choking.... The gagging...... The coughing

[apjvff]

aight so my significant other is INTP/virgo and i am INTJ/leo can u do an analysis

don’t worry about race. if you love each other then it shouldn’t matter.

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

You know those game bloopers where the character model goes haywire? This is like that.

[milkcubus]

sketch commissions 

[mndvx]

VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021) dir. Andy Serkis

[nuckgirl16]

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[gaynotsoporn]

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[misc6x6]

[omomix]

it was just a misunderstanding

[tikkety-tok]

[somecutething]

[itscomplicatedx]

Oh that is adorable

[the-bi-bilingual]

Bird, delicately approaching the concrete, and then-

[bunjywunjy]

the truth is even funnier: that’s a predatory ground bird called a sariema, which are known to prey on other bird’s eggs!

so what’s actually happening here is that this guy thought he’d found an unattended egg smorgasbord, only to get a nasty shock when he tried to actually bust them open…..

[bunjywunjy]

so uh yeah we’re basically just watching a bird go “fuck!! FUCK!!!” repeatedly and it’s pretty great. you’re welcome

[everythingfox]

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