yo guys its me hi its me hi guys its me hey its me hey guys

gods pretty princess croation robot boy

[bazooka-baguette]

hi guys

my name is bazooka baguette. im a robotboy who lives in an underground prison in Croatia. hell yeah

i have the internet because the mysterious individuals who have me in this bunker don't want me to be lonely. something something imprisoning me is a necessary evil lmao I have a nuclear core in my body I dunno I'm only down here till my mom gets me outta here love u mom.

but yeah feel free to ask me stuff I'm usually bored unless I'm hanging out with my roommate Jeff The Killer or my beautiful online girlfriend @clemency-4-tha-wizard-king, love you freak

anyway I like brutal death metal and power electronics and industrial hip hop and lizards and bad movies and bad media of all kinds and I'm a trans boy

dni supporters of the international shadow agency that imprisoned me

[bazooka-baguette]

what is the mini pony's name? what does it look like?

so ok his name is fucking Bertram and I love him he's shaggy and brown and I comb his fur and feed him and I love him so much

[bazooka-baguette]

hi how is jeff the killer as a roommate?

honestly I'm gonna give it to you so fucking straight bro bc u apparently like horses the most glorious of animals so clearly ur a warrior poet of some kind he fucking sucks he sucks ass

we get these resource cards every week to get shit to keep us busy and I use mine on stuff we could both use like stuffed animals and DVDs and magazines and horse food for the miniature pony I bought a while back with the cards but he blows all his cards on takeout I cant eat and weed I cant smoke dude we have enough canned food to last 400 years and a stove

also he's always fucking complaining about how ohh wahhh my brother I stabbed a bunch of times tried to kill meee and wahhh that chick I lit on fire tried to kill meeee dude I wonder why hmmm

also this is petty but he like wasn't even a good murderer yk for all his infamy he killed what 7 people 3 of whom were teenagers and I mean. he tried to kill his brother, and failed, lit that Jane chick on fire, didn't kill her, got fought off by her like 8 year old brother, lit that Nina chick on fire, DIDNT KILL HER, AGAIN. like what a loser and Jane kicked his ass so bad he fled California, up to Oregon, where that Toby dude kicked his ass so bad he went to Minnesota, where Liu kicked his ass and he got arrested

only fucking reason he's in here and not Normal Prison For Fucking Idiots is because he got his ass kicked by a couple of actual fucking superhumans so theyd come after him in prison

[bazooka-baguette]

Were u from Croatia b4 u got imprisoned?

no actually I was built in Russia so ig I'm Russian I was in Russia with my mom ten or so years and I've been in the prison about as long ig

[bazooka-baguette]

What's ur mom like? Strong enough 2 get u out of prison for sure?

yeah she can get me out of here shes not like super strong but shes a brain genius or whatever she built me and stuff I thiiink shes probably in one of those group homes they have for superguys like us but she can get me outta here I just gotta wait

[everyday-cutephoto]

[lunastorm13]

I adore him. Driving to the nearest McDonald's now. What do I order????

[bazooka-baguette]

little fucking cat thing in hashed brown

[bazooka-baguette]

How did you realize you were trans, and does that have to do with your robotness?

i was made with no gender/sex I mean its smooth metal down there lmao so yk initially I didn't really think about that shit tbh it just wasn't even on my mind honestly but eventually I decided hey I think I like guy stuff yeah I'm a boy now and my mom is trans the chick who made me you know so she helped me learn about that stuff pretty cool I think and so do you

[bazooka-baguette]

Would you rather be dating 53 million women or own the Sega Dreamcast?

dreamcast dreamcast dreamcast clemency is enough for me shes as beautiful as 51 million women

[bazooka-baguette]

Hi I'm a supporter of the international shadow agency that imprisoned you, should I not interact orrrr keep interacting further?

idk dawg not like I was clear on the pinned or anything was I

[clemency-4-tha-wizard-king]

guys someone called me a foid what is that

[bazooka-baguette]

fucking outstanding intellectual deergirl

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

[bazooka-baguette]

world get fucking ready

[bazooka-baguette]

[fruitsoftheape100]

TGIF

[grayson-genie]

Elmer it’s Thursday, I think you’ve made a mistake

[fruitsoftheape100]

Be Gentle With Me

[clemency-4-tha-wizard-king]

wow look at this kind creature!!!

[bazooka-baguette]

be gentle with him

[bazooka-baguette]

*bites u*

man you would just hurt your teeth not even gonna lie I'm a robot like ouch man

[bazooka-baguette]

sounds boring in there. do u draw?

nah I cant really draw unforch maybe I should try to learn

and its alright really its fuckin huge there's all these tunnels and shit lots of space to explore and shit and I have a computer in my brain I'm PMing my gf rn and watching the room which is this tragic movie about love lost with a mysterious frightening ghoul as the lead

[bazooka-baguette]

you're so real dude

thanx man and shout-out June Henry id love to see some folk punk live unfortunately I'm in Croatia underground if you know any croatian gnome bands tell them to burrow on over I live with Jeff the fucking killer