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El | she/her | Icon by @the-anathemas | fuck the mage bby!!!

[carryonmybloodylovelies]

im never getting over this actually!!!

[haxanhexes]

Kind of obsessed with what a rat woman messy lunatic Fiona is. I think there’s been this idea of her in fanon that she’s badass, but what u see more clearly in awtwb is that she is truly out of her fucking gourd. She has a bong that looks like a lamp and a lamp that looks like a bong and she vapes and fills her vintage sports car with crumbs and cigarette butts and is a vampire hunter, even while she’s trying to marry a literal vampire and lives with her nephew, a vampire

She probably smells so bad

[kaemiscellaneous]

Surprisingly, killing something in self defense is NOT a sign of affection if the object of that affection sent it after you in the first place.

[valtsv]

literally nothing matters. except winged characters sheltering other characters under their wings. that's extremely important actually.

[makedonsgriva]

The Mage: “Look at me, Simon. Have you ever known me to indulge myself with a normal life? Where is my wife? My children?

Me:

[carryonmybloodylovelies]

simon watching his sad hot roommate with a death wish be mean and smart and sexily drink blood in the woods and ask 'is anybody gonna fall in love with that' and not wait for an answer

[nightimedreamersworld]

Simon whenever he saw Baz during 5th year:

[pinkkboii]

simon: penny:

[face-limned-with-gold]

*shoves you down the stairs* (affectionate) 

[nick-eyre]

Let baz turn into a swarm of bats 2k21

[wellbelesbian]

[vampire-named-gampire]

Simon Snow logic

[junior-writes]

anyways happy anniversary to that one gay vampire and his traumatized dragon boyfriend

[palimpsessed]

It’s December 23rd!!

Happy interrogate your wannabe punk aunt, visit the library (the big one), commit treason (it’s research), and sit creepily while your non-date eats dinner day!

[motherscarf]

good morning to himbos, boys w curly hair, boys who have a cartoon devil’s tails, boys who understand tht sometimes holes just need to be filled, boys who seduce vampires, boys who buy unicorn Frappuccinos, & boys who definitely aren’t dragons and good morning to them ONLY

[spittingspite]

Simon: Baz deserves someone better than me

Demon goat: h-

Simon, stabbing him with Baz's wand: not you

[nightimedreamersworld]

Lamb: Hello—

Simon, about to stab him with a wooden chair leg: NOT YOU

[the-pandora-jar]

Shepard when he first met the gang in Wayward Son

[cuffedjean]

Fans of the Carry On book by Rainbow Rowell scrolling through the Carry On tag after Supernatural S15ep20