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[nightimedreamersworld]

The Naked Truth

Written for the @erotic-grope-fest in collaboration with @rimeswithpurple (check out her post for the full art piece!)

Rating: Explicit

Status: 1/3 chapters

Summary:

After being hit by Simon's spell, Baz is forced to tell him a deep, raw truth about himself—The naked truth. If he doesn't, the spell will keep stripping him naked otherwise...

Relevant tags: Magical mishap, Huddling for warmth, Baz is naked the whole time, love confessions (and other confessions too), getting to know each other, First kiss, dry humping, spit as lube; more to be added.

Read it on AO3!

[cutestkilla]

It's Wednesday and I have something to share! Thanks for the tags today @artsyunderstudy and @facewithoutheart, I'm so so excited by what you're both working on, two of my favourite WIPs in the game right now!

It's been a while, but I've finally finished up my draft of Chapter 4 of Hiding Out In The Open. Hoping to post by the middle of this month once my lovely beta readers have a chance to help me make it better. For now, here's a snippet of Baz POV. Perhaps you'll recall the premise revolves around post-Watford Snowbaz bonding over a psychology podcast; they're discussing an episode about the psychology of disgust here. Under the cut because, well, it's a bit disgusting (your CW is this: the real life Hidden Brain ep this references is called Crickets and Cannibals 😂).

I curl my lip. “Just because lobster was once considered the vermin of the sea doesn’t mean I’m going to eat a bloody chocolate covered cricket.” My diet is gruesome enough as it is—I chugged the blood of four solidly-built London alley rats on the way here alone—which I suspect is the subtext of this whole display.  Snow basically confirms it. (He practically winks at me.) “Don’t yuck my yum, Baz,” he says breezily, popping another “chocolate” into his mouth with a flourish. (This time he chews with his mouth closed at least. I shudder at every crunch.) He swallows. “And I won’t yuck yours.” It’s all incredibly confusing. Before last week, every allusion and innuendo seemed to indicate that he found my unique nutritional requirements to be utterly loathsome. (Which they, of course, are.) I roll my eyes. “Where do we draw the line then, Snow? Andes plane crash victim crisps?”  He screws his face up. “First off: Gross. And”—he pauses to lick chocolate off his fingers—“you know full well I said I’d be okay with being eaten, not the other way round.” (Crowley below, how did I get here?)

Tagging: @hushed-chorus @ivelovedhimthroughworse @shrekgogurt @creepyspice @iamamythologicalcreature @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @fatalfangirl @whatevertheweather @moodandmist @whogaveyoupermission @bookish-bogwitch @aristocratic-otter @captain-aralias @thewholelemon @ileadacharmedlife @onepintobean @j-nipper-95 @raenestee @youarenevertooold @best--dress @brilla-brilla-estrellita @chen-chen-chen-again-chen @confused-bi-queer @emeryhall @erzbethluna @forabeatofadrum @ic3-que3n @larkral @letraspal @martsonmars @messofthejess @mooncello @nightimedreamersworld @orange-peony @palimpsessed @prettygoododds @rimeswithpurple @run-for-chamo-miles @shemakesmeforget @stitchyqueer @technetiumai @urban-sith @valeffelees @blackberrysummerblog @theearlgreymage @nausikaaa @that-disabled-princess

[nightimedreamersworld]

Wip Wednesday

Thank you for tagging me dears @artsyunderstudy and @cutestkilla ❤️ your snippets are lovely as usual.

Also thank yous to everyone else who's tagged me these past weeks! I'm sorry I haven't been super active lately. I've been spending lots of time with family, so I'm progressing slowly on my WIPs

But!! Rest assured I'm still working on them. Here's a snippet from the chapter 3 of The Naked Truth:

Simon’s mouth is hotter than his skin, somehow. It makes me wonder about the rest of his body. His neck is also warm, and tender. I don’t know how my fangs haven’t dropped yet. I can feel them itching to sink into him.  I don’t bite him, though. I won’t. I don’t really want to. I’d never hurt him.  But I do press my fingers against his neck, where his pulse is strongest. Then my hand wanders over the back of his head, where his hair is buzzed short and prickly. Then up—I grab a fistful of his curls. Simon gasps and climbs further on top of me.  I can feel him against me. All of him, from head to toe.  All of him.  I manage to pull my head back enough to look down, just in time to see Simon’s pants turning to mist.

(Little update on the posting schedule: I wanted to have chapter 2 out this week, but I'm a little sick rn so it might not happen.)

Tagging some friends: hope you have a great Wednesday! @rimeswithpurple @bookish-bogwitch @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @captain-aralias @hushed-chorus @larkral @letraspal @stitchyqueer @mooncello @supercutedinosaurs @blackberrysummerblog @valeffelees @forabeatofadrum @aristocratic-otter @alexalexinii @run-for-chamo-miles @prettygoododds @emeryhall @whatevertheweather @whogaveyoupermission @iamamythologicalcreature @j-nipper-95 @thewholelemon and anyone who'd like to join! ❤️

[rimeswithpurple]

Happy Sunday! Many thanks to @youarenevertooold & @blackberrysummerblog for the tags! I've got WIPs for two projects, so I finally have something to share. First is another sketch for @nightimedreamersworld 's The Naked Truth. I'm just loving the expression on sad, naked Baz.

The second one is inspiration/visual research for @carry-on-big-bang ! This is how I used to work on fashion collections in college and every now and then a project calls for the sketchbook treatment. I love how I feel more immersed in a project after doing this!

Hellos and no pressure tags below the cut!

@valeffelees @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @artsyunderstudy @thewholelemon @bookish-bogwitch @ic3-que3n @orange-peony @hushed-chorus @larkral @emeryhall @whatevertheweather @supercutedinosaurs @erzbethluna @theimpossibledemon @cosmicalart @katatsumuli @tea-brigade @ivelovedhimthroughworse @that-disabled-princess @iamamythologicalcreature @facewithoutheart @fatalfangirl @onepintobean @ileadacharmedlife

[best--dress]

Six Sentence Sunday

thanks for the tag @artsyunderstudy!

I'm continuing to play around with my COBB fic. There are whole major plot points that are just big ?s in my doc and in my mind right now, but I've written a few sentences that I feel really good about. So it goes!

From Simon's POV:

“You’d go to the ball with Dev?” I demand. Agatha shrugs. “We should find you a date for the ball, Si.” “Well, we’ve just learned Niall’s taken,” I say sarcastically. “Isn’t there anyone you like?” Agatha pushes. Probably trying to distract from her own prospects. I feel scratchy, my magic pushing angrily up to the surface. This isn’t something you just discuss. And anyway. “Not really. Maybe I just don’t get romantic feelings.” “Nonsense, Si. There’s someone for everyone.”

(Should probably disclaimer that Simon isn't aro in this fic, but someone else is...)

hi hello how are you @facewithoutheart, @thewholelemon, @ileadacharmedlife, @martsonmars, @youarenevertooold, @rimeswithpurple, @that-disabled-princess, @aristocratic-otter, @leithillustration, @iamamythologicalcreature, @alexalexinii, @cutestkilla, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @nightimedreamersworld, @artsyunderstudy, @mooncello, @onepintobean, @emeryhall, @arthurkko

[nightimedreamersworld]

When is chapter two; your children are starving

Hi anon! Sorry for the wait, I promise it's coming!

[messofthejess]

Fic Rec Tuesday (3/5/2024)

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday! Let's celebrate the ordinary remarkability that is Tuesday with some fic recommendations, shall we?

lost boys by @mooncello (Mature, 6.1K, 1/4 chapters): This one just popped up about an hour before I'm posting this, so chances are good you haven't seen it yet. But you should! Lost Boy Simon takes Sad Boy Baz on trips to Neverland, a place of wonder and mystery. I instantly subscribed. The descriptions are very dreamy, and Baz's voice is very well-executed. I look forward to watching this unfold.

Your Fragile Bones Are Mine by @artsyunderstudy (Explicit, 32.6K, 4/5 chapters): I know I've said this before, but I am simple: I see that @artsyunderstudy has posted a fic, I read it. Because I know it will be excellent. How do I describe this? It's like...coffin trauma kintsugi. A character study of the highest order. READ IT.

Keep the Skate On by @you-remind-me-of-the-babe (Explicit, 3.9K, complete): This one made me giggle the whole time, ngl. I do not have a good personal history with roller rinks (lots of knee bruises), but I enjoyed reading this. I think we should make roller rink AUs a thing.

A Charity Case by @nightimedreamersworld (Teen, 18.4k, complete): Baz participates in a charity auction held by the Old Families, and surprise, surprise, Simon bids on the chance to go on a date with him! I am admittedly still working my way through this one, but I am enjoying every word so far. Check it out!

If anyone else has any recommendations, please toss them out there!

[artsyunderstudy]

WIP Wednesday

Happy Wednesday! No real updates here other than getting some more writing done. Finally! It's been slow going. Had to run low on that crazy momentum at some point but we are finishing this fic friends. Then I'm entering my silly era. Maybe sorta.

Also wow did the characters come for me in this scene and blow up my whole outline, now I gotta figure some shit out.

NEVERTHELESS. Mo progress.

“I’m the worst, you’ve said so.” “I’ve said a lot of things, usually in the effort of winding you up,” he tells me seriously, like that doesn’t make him the world’s biggest prat. Still, his cool hand is gentle as it settles on my cheek. Like I’m precious. “Snow, you’re an utter disaster, but you are also the hero of this story. I’ve always thought so. Why do you think I hated you so much?” “I always thought you hated me because I was a disaster.” “No, that’s why I loved you, you twit. Fuck your goodness, honestly. Though you are exceedingly good, pure as driven snow. Without significant flaws you’d be truly insufferable.” I snort a laugh. “Seriously? You love that I’m a mess?” “Yes.” “Why?” “Why am I most yours when I piss you off?” I shrug. I think of that fucking fight mostly, and that while I might have hated it, he was showing me something real. I wasn’t ready to see it, but that’s what it was. No mask, no deflection. “You being the hero has always been the thing that made this—us—impossible. But you being a mess? That’s when you are most mine.”

Tags below the cut!

@shemakesmeforget @stitchyqueer @rimeswithpurple @imagineacoolusername  @martsonmars  @valeffelees  @ileadacharmedlife  @aristocratic-otter  @urban-sith  @letraspal  @palimpsessed  @whatevertheweather  @nightimedreamersworld  @carryonsimoncarryonbaz  @raenestee  @moodandmist  @shrekgogurt  @whogaveyoupermission  @onepintobean  @ebbpettier @captain-aralias @fatalfangirl  @prettygoododds @ivelovedhimthroughworse @mysterioussheep @c0nsumemy5oul @facewithoutheart @j-nipper-95 @alexalexinii @iamamythologicalcreature @supercutedinosaurs @best--dress @messofthejess @mooncello @orange-peony @chen-chen-chen-again-chen @bookish-bogwitch @confused-bi-queer @youarenevertooold @that-disabled-princess @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @theearlgreymage @blackberrysummerblog @nausikaaa @thewholelemon @cutestkilla @emeryhall @hushed-chorus @forabeatofadrum @run-for-chamo-miles

[messofthejess]

Do you think the White Chapel at Watford is or was a religiously oriented building?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 8, 2024

I've personally never settled on an answer for this one. The term "chapel", while often used for non-denominational spaces intended for worship, is still typically applied to Christian-oriented spaces in my experience. We know there is the Poets Corner in the Chapel, along with busts of people whose words have made foundational or influential spells (if memory serves me right, Dr. Seuss is in there). But otherwise we don't get a lot of indication why this building exists. I'm curious to see what other fans think.

[thewholelemon]

Thirsty Thursday

Yall. Look what @alexalexinii sent me for the discord Valentine’s exchange!

How sexy is he! The translucent top! The freckles! His collarbones! THE WINK!!!!!! I fully died when I opened this in the mail. Just like Baz is in the background (not pictured, but safe to assume).

This is from my COC texting fic, specifically the chapter that features 1-group texting 2-a shared Amazon account 3-sexy priests. Read it here!

Tags under the cut because I missed WIP Wednesday and so I’m acting like Thirsty Thursday is a tagging thing now. I just don’t want you to miss this art!

Hoping this satisfies you like a tall glass of water; if not feel free to share more thirsty things: @hushed-chorus @raenestee @bookish-bogwitch @facewithoutheart @larkral @onepintobean @martsonmars @technetiumai @brilla-brilla-estrellita @shrekgogurt @palimpsessed @ileadacharmedlife @ivelovedhimthroughworse @youarenevertooold @iamamythologicalcreature @erzbethluna @alleycat0306 @rimeswithpurple @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @prettygoododds @blackberrysummerblog @orange-peony @artsyunderstudy @cutestkilla @yellobb @run-for-chamo-miles @theearlgreymage @ic3-que3n @theimpossibledemon @melodysmash @katatsumuli @dimensionten @nightimedreamersworld @best--dress @supercutedinosaurs @nausikaaa @valeffelees @jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists @mooncello @emeryhall @dohrnaira @aristocratic-otter @arca9 @goblindad-emoshit @noblecorgi

[star-fall-ing]

something magic

[nightimedreamersworld]

The Naked Truth

Written for the @erotic-grope-fest in collaboration with @rimeswithpurple (check out her post for the full art piece!)

Rating: Explicit

Status: 1/3 chapters

Summary:

After being hit by Simon's spell, Baz is forced to tell him a deep, raw truth about himself—The naked truth. If he doesn't, the spell will keep stripping him naked otherwise...

Relevant tags: Magical mishap, Huddling for warmth, Baz is naked the whole time, love confessions (and other confessions too), getting to know each other, First kiss, dry humping, spit as lube; more to be added.

Read it on AO3!

[rimeswithpurple]

I’m so excited to get to share my art for @nightimedreamersworld’s fic, The Naked Truth! The idea of a movie poster came up when we thought I might not have enough time to draw something before the fic was finished and I immediately thought to do a rom com style poster. Bonus points if you can guess which poster I used for inspiration!

NSFW version and an illustration for the first chapter below the cut!

[nightimedreamersworld]

YES! It's here and it's lovely 😍 🥰

Baz's clothes go:

[you-remind-me-of-the-babe]

My humble PWP contribution to @erotic-grope-fest

Keep the Skates On

Rated: E

Word count: 4k

Summary:

“Keep the skates on,” he says as he sinks to his knees. He sits back on his heels, gazing up at me through stubby lashes.

🛼 That’s it. That’s the plot. Blow jobs on wheels. 🛼

Read on AO3 😎✌️

[nightimedreamersworld]

Many ways to hold onto you

My entry for the @erotic-grope-fest happy birthday Baz!

Rating: Explicit (+18)

Word count: 8k

Summary:

Sometimes, I think, I wish I had more arms to hold him with. To touch every inch of his body at once; face, neck, shoulders, hair, chest, belly, legs— Simon gets his wish, and Baz gets the groping of his life.

Tags: Secret relationship, Magical mishap, body modification, anal fingering/sex, etc.

Read it on AO3.

[multi-lefaiye]

genuinely i really admire people who can set aside some time and go Okay I'm Writing Now and then get some writing done, i'm just out here fighting for my fucking life

[letraspal]

“Baz, why do you have the FDNY firefighter calendar?”

Mr. June and the real star of this shoot, Derek Jeter the cat. From “A little bit deadly” by @emeryhall ❤️