Patrick

He/Him 20

[05sm0g04]

HELLO HI HELLO IM STILL ALIVE

[toskarinfr]

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

[kat-nap-fever]

Jumping on the ENAsona trend

[stairstothe7th]

Be wary of October 23 2025

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[smileymoth]

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU TED NIVISON 🫶🫶💥💥💥

[bbgirlbateman]

Fred Durst came out

Good for him, good for him

*Schlops down the hallway*

[tgirl-thucydides]

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

thank you facebook

[mikeseagull]

OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

[kosmogrl]

[witchstone]

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[bbgirlbateman]

My 20th birthday was so fucking peak

Ghost dropped Lachryma at midnight

MCR started preorders of the Three Cheers deluxe edition vinyls (I got the zoetrope :3)

Charlie Slimecicle streamed again for the first time in months

I finally got my hands on the 10th anniversary golden freddy plush

AND I GOT THE 1 FOOT BUSINESS RAMMIE FUCKIJF FINALLY

[penisworld]

good morning i feel like seven dollars

[wizardarchetypes]

really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts