My Super Hot Stupid Technique!

May // 24 // she

[penisworld]

[calebwittebane]

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

[kosmogrl]

[lmaonade]

new sweaty elf under boobs just dropped

[vnstudioelan]

its women wednesday…!!! you made it to another women wednesday!!!

[kaylmao]

[caffstrink]

Word

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[chasechka]

commission!!!

[norahsdove]

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

[junestrings]

yeah come over ive got edibles

[woeful-maiden]

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[orthoscheme]

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

[closet-keys]

the primary censorship function of "sensitive content" filters has turned it into a very bizarre roulette game.

something marked sensitive content is:

49% - a post that is a bit too critical of imperialism 49% - a trans woman posting literally anything 2% - close up photo of someone's hairy asshole

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me