thank u to @whoatemycheezeits for pushing me to post these officially HAHAHA
— this one is for my fellow filo vox enjoyers !! hello, mga kababayan 💕
u can find the original ask i submitted to cheeze's blog riiiight here !
:: other filo headcanons: alastor , all characters
so we all know damn well this bitch wld be from ateneo
but he took all the Big 4 CETs for bragging rights
studied in la salle greenhills from around Gr. 5 to JHS
probably went to international schools until maybe like the 4th grade...?
most likely sa brent international school 'yan nag elem HAHAHAH
but anyways from SHS to college he’s a proud #atenean
aiming for a dual degree: bachelor of science in media relations & business management
as a youngin his dating pool was from miriam
probably messed around with assumptionistas too
has "connections from xavier" outside admu and dlsu
would get in csa scandals
would beef with ism kids
hes one of those guys that would, like, reach up and tap the top of doorways and shit with one hand… 💀
not rlly conyo pero legit napaka-englishero . (englishero halata yarn?)
no but seriously tho like it's to the MAX. his tagalog is so painful
uniqlo collared shirts warrior
putragis suki yan sa nike
shops at greenbelt
his go-to shoes r onitsuka tigers
owns a pair of ASICS too
USANA user LMAOOOO his parents r probably distributors
his parents also probably have ties with abs-cbn
i would not be surprised if he’s been hanging out w the ayala kids since they were younger
was probably born in Makati Medical Centre idfk . or St Luke's BGC
his glasses are from essilor and he gets a new pair every year
the kind of guy ur mom would look at and say “ay, may dugong kastila yan”
if alastor is the kind of guy your mother would love at first sight, vincent is the kind of guy she would be SO hesitant about im not even kidding
his family house is in bel-air but they have condos in rockwell, bgc, and qc (the latter being specifically for him so he can live closer to admu on school days)
has never once struggled w commute & it fawking shows
put his bitchass in a jeep to quiapo and he’d end up in cainta
thinks Grab is commute bc he has a driver
but if he were to commute he'd say "kuya pa-stop/pakibigay bayad ko" (his version of "para po/paabot po")
had, and likely still has, a yaya
his fav restaurant is Antonio’s (+ would call it casual ,, boy sybau)
Nono’s is a close second mainly cuz he likes the atmosphere
powerplant mall + bgc dates . the CONCEPT
on the topic of dates, he’d def also take u to Manila Ocean Park (like u mentioned in ur previous post HEHE)
for my fellow thomasian girlies, let us put our heads together for a second and imagine . afternoons in dangwa and dapitan with him
the concept of being spoiled by atenean bf vincent whittman
stop he’d probably be a salcedo date guy as well hes so unoriginal i hate him
probably wore crocs as a kid
in another version of this AU, just because it’s funny asf, i feel like vinny would be one of those kids who was on showtime
cold stone ice cream enjoyer
primarily western music taste but he likes certain opm artists like rob deniel (he would LOVE rob) and cup of joe. like alastor, some of the music he enjoys is influenced by his parents—mainly his father
so don’t be surprised if u occasionally catch him listening to Apo Hiking Society or VST & Company . i fear this would be like one of the few things he and al would get along over
his fav Apo Hiking song is When I Met You (like cmon no shit it’s in english)
also ! speaking of alastor, they probably played arnis together at one point as well lol (would explain the rivalry)
the concept of him in the ateneo blue eagles uniform .. . mmmmmm….. .
i lowk feel like he’d be a biker . like yk those biking marathons in makati? yeah. he’d be there
apple user. every piece of technology he owns is iOS
performatively orders black coffee at starbucks when he’s out with his friends to appear more “grown up” or “professional” (boy sybau) but hes a guilty caramel macchiato enjoyer
forced to take piano lessons as a kid but he dropped it
the whittmans would be one of those families that have yearly photoshoots for christmas 😭
has a golden retriever
has an aquarium in his room
uses ivory soap and sensodyne toothpaste
loves leche flan
was a “mommy, iPad please” kid
calls his parents “mommy” and “dad” HAHAHA
was probably a leash kid. def had a bimpo
WENT TO KUMON. ABSOLUTELY. HE WOULD HAVE AN ENTIRE COLLECTION OF THOSE DAMN YELLOW + BLUE BAGS
has a fully booked membership card
his family owns a vacation house in Coron/El Nido
that one classmate who is somehow almost ALWAYS abroad during school breaks
always had chuckie in his baon during elem WHAHAHA
u bet ur ass he loved baby shark
probably had pinkfong on his tablet even before the song came out
his mom shops at healthy options
ambidextrous (would be so annoying about it) + favours his left hand
has really nice hands lowk
cold tone (silver jewelry)
knows how to work a rubix cube
he would SO own one of those metal sticks that are meant to be twirled around ur fingers and he would be so good at it
lipsync thirst trap tiktoker bruh yung horizontal orientation na 4:3 tas dim lighting and it's to Attention by Charlie Puth
SPEAKING OF . HE WOULD LOVE CHARLIE PUTH . his favourite song to play in the car is Marvin Gaye and is the type of guy to be tapping his fingers on the steering wheel along to the song and look back at you every few seconds while u two sing in harmony
i hate him so bad i hope he swerves into a ditch and dies
cetaphil + kiehl's user
if u two were classmates is the type to come up to your desk during breaktime, drape his arms over you, and lean his cheek/chin on your head #clingybitch
always about 15 minutes early when he picks u up after school
deadass would be ur sundo as much as he can
when you both do online classes at his place, he’d insist on sitting back-to-back as u attend ur respective classes, and if ur camera is off he would occasionally lean back his head and brush a little kiss to ur cheek/temple mid-lecture (ok this is so self indulgent i hate evm classes)
has ALL the streaming services but his fav to use is HBO Max
clubs at BGC
his mom texts him on viber, his dad texts him on whatsapp
his fav maroon five songs are Sunday Morning and What Lovers Do
guilty enjoyer of justin bieber’s earlier music
probably got pulled over in bgc at one point cuz he was jamming so hard to the rap verse in Baby and didn’t notice the stoplight
also gets pulled over at QC-Katipunan area cuz he gets stressed out at Timog Ave
drives an Audi A6
his dad drives a BMW, his mom drives a Benz
their family car (the one that their driver uses) is an Isuzu
went to forbes for PLAYDATES
first time drunk and wasted was at salcedo
to spite yardstick enjoyers bc hes SOOOO different he goes to outpost
gets his hair done at Bruno's like it's a routine
denies he has elitism
would play Valorant & League bc ML is too "low class" for him
can be found in Poblacion LMAOO
WOULD PUT FLAGS IN HIS IG BIO.
🇺🇸🇪🇸🇵🇭
since his last name is Whittman, his dad is Fil-Am ; his mom has spanish blood
so for ur consideration . this fuckass would be one of those guys with three names, some shit like Vincent Gabriel Joaquin . tas his middle name would be Rosario
HAHAHAHHA OH MY GAWD
his mom is one of those stereotypical Manila Moms who does Pilates in Makati
contrary to how Alastor would tolerate teleseryes only for the sake of his mother, Vincent would hate them entirely
would get cancelled for being out of touch (like for the flood control ghost projects) FAWK im breaking up with him
has a vacation home at tagaytay highlands AND another one in Coron
has an older brother who lives in ortigas near eastwood
his kuya is SO MUCH nicer than him,, and wld probably have a Jr or a III in his name
would think Estancia is a low-end mall
would have membership at either Valle Verde or Manila Polo Club (courtesy of his dad)
would take u to MPC for ur first date
tapos lowk ur friends would clown u for it and ur story replies would be 8273 messages filled with texts like "tayo ba ay nasa fine dining restaurant?"
^ he wld be nicknamed as "ay, si ano... si kurakot" and ur friends wld say shit like "ayos may budget nanaman si senator" WAHAAHAHA
he would go to some random parking lot in BGC at night when u get into a fight and blast UMUWI KA NA BABY (Hanggang Kailan) at full volume ttp u can hear it over the sound of the engine outside
his apology song would be Palagi by TJ Monterde (specifically the version with KZ Tandingan CUZ OF COURSE IT IS)
Golden Goose wearing fraud
thinks Wolf Gang Steak House is pretentious (because hes sooo different), tho still goes to it on occasion
but he'd take u to Mamou <3 then Escolta at the Manila Peninsula for like a monthsary or something <33
thinks budots is corny (he is no fun)
does competitive tennis but his mom roped him into pickle ball so he does the latter for leisure
enjoys looking for equipment and he'd take u with him and call it a hangout
you've heard it from me a hundred times before: this is incredibly self indulgent. man i really have to stop pointing that out and apologising for it (¬⤙¬ )
— anyways ... filo hazbin fans where u at !!??
i know this is rather different from my usual content, so i'm quite excited to finally put this out here cuz it's been microwaving in my brain since around december and it's been my literal LIFELINE since then bc apparently not even one of the country's top schools is exempt from the shitty educational system </3
(shh lowkey lang ak guys .. can't let the opps know i lurk on this side of the internet .. but eyy go uste go uste go go go)
this is the first of three filipino-related hazbin hotel headcanon posts hehehe :> you've had a taste of tisoy heartthrob vincent, now our moreno king alastor is up next! and stay tuned for the general hcs for which philippine schools i think our beloved cast would be in ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ love u all ! xo, vie
Tagged by @tommyarashikage @imogenkol @jacobseed @d-esmond @leviiackrman @simonxriley @inafieldofdaisies @josephslittledeputy @silkcrowsocs to make some cuties in this picrew 🖤
It's something I started wondering about one day. This power, and everything that's come from it... Did I really obtain it all myself?
Urgency overwhelmed my doubts, and the days went by without me ever noticing what I was losing. Or maybe... I was just trying to ignore it? I know that stability breeds stagnation and that naive hope on its own can never accomplish anything.
I can still hear echoes of the screams from that day. That pain spurs me on to change. So... I've got not real choice but level up.
SOLO LEVELING: Beyond the System (Concept Trailer)
Kaiba realizes that the only way to save Anzu from being crushed beneath a giant crate is for him to throw a trading card with such force that it embeds itself into the guy like a knife.
He prays to God that the trading card he's about to use as a weapon is a trash common card and then begs the card's forgiveness for his sinful actions.
theartofmadeline
2087
yousharknotpass
amandla
kianamaiart
