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XXV. Textile Design @thecrowspress

[sakura-haruka]

Me after doing any kind of effort:

[smilestudy]

IMPORTANT HEADS UP FOR HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS!

There is a company called “Vector” that sends out “work opportunity” letters in the mail for graduating seniors. It’s a scam. They promise a nice $17 an hour for zero experience which should be a red flag. It’s a multi level marketing scheme that preys on kids trying to make money for college and it’s gross. If you get one of these letters in the mail, just toss it in the recycle. Some of you may have heard of this or have already received one of these in the mail, but I just wanted to post about it just in case!

[m4n71c0r3]

Me at Dominaria Prerelease

[bbruzzer]

Me, for B/B mill.

[magical-leak]

Cat appreciation post

[brrvitunsaatana]

hollywood dreaming.

[communistkenobi-archive]

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

[darlingeddycullen]

Some of y'all didn’t use The Twilight Saga as a form of escapism from your childhood trauma and honestly it shows

[boxodice]

Look what finally showed up!

[bbruzzer]

Oh my gosh I want to eat these!

[nsfw-mami-deactivated20200725]

What sexual fantasies do you have?

Being loved :(

[leafbabies]

Why Should Morgan Rielly Be In The All Star Game?

Mitch: Have you voted today? If not, why do you think Mo should be in the All Star Game?

Zach: *can’t believe Mitch would ask such a ridiculous question* Why do I think Mo should be in the All Star Game? He’s leading all D’s in goals. He’s second in points. The guy plays over 22 minutes a night. What more could you want from him?

Mitch: *talking to Auston* Could you pause that for a quick second?

Auston: *ignores him* Man this guy’s good.

Mitch: I’m just wondering why do you think Mo should go to the All Star Game?

Auston: Are you kidding me? Just watch his highlight mix.

Auston: *watches intently* WOW *aggressively fist pumps*

Jake: *talking to Marleau* Oh my gosh, 3 time All Star? Played basically most games in the history of the NHL? Why do you think Mo should go to the All Star Game, Pat?

Marleau: Well since he’s from Vancouver, I figure he needs a little sunshine and should head down south to San Jose.

Jake: Hey Nikita, why do you think Mo should go to the All Star Game?

Nikita: Uhh because he’s an elite defence man? 

Jake: Yeah? Anything else?

Nikita: …no. He’s…absolutely elite…*shrugs shoulders*

Jake: lmao ok thanks

Jake: *talking into a shoe* Mitch, why do you think Mo should go to the All Star Game this year?

Mitch: *also talking into a shoe* I think he deserves to go just because he’s a straight up Man Rocket™ and San Jose is a great place he can show off that body. How about you?

Jake: *dreamily thinks about Mo and his body* Yeah–he’s–you know, he does have a great body…great legs..I mean they’re just huge, tree trunks basically.

Jake: *pretends to be an interrogator* I got a couple questions. First off who do you play for? What team?

Kadri: *internally asks himself why he’s stuck talking to his idiot teammate* 

Kadri: *pretends to forget his own name and team to humour Jake* uhhhhhh… I’m… Nazem… Kardi…? I play for the… Toronto Maple Leafs…? *looks down at his shirt that says ‘Toronto Maple Leafs’ to make sure*

Jake: Oh. I couldn’t tell. 

Kadri: And I’m just hear to say a few kind words about my teammate Morgan Rielly. *clears throat* He’s an elite defender, he should be in the All Star Game, leading defence man in goals…

Kadri:

Kadri: *grimaces* …above average teammate

Auston: *is still watching Mo’s highlight mix*

Auston: *dreamily* What a pass

Auston: *sees himself in the video* That’s me!

Auston: *sees Mo do something* Mmmmm…WOW

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Call to action!

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Ah, yes. The US. Where torture and slavery is illegal unless you work in a prison where someone who committed a traffic violation is treated similar to slaves from the 1800s. “But they get free shelter and food!” And? They still are mistreated and tortured.

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

It’s so healing to wake up in a silent house and silently make your own coffee or tea and enjoy the beautifully intricate fullness of the morning silence while remaining calm and collected and unbothered by all outer and inner noise and it’s so low-key elevating and pacifying to rejoice in the silent atmosphere of your own house and just silently block the rest of the world…it’s a slice of heaven

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[tordenvejr]

lay out intentions like paving of ease in future moments. “i’m gonna have fun in class tomorrow”, “when i go for a walk i’m gonna see so many beautiful things”, “i’m gonna have the most cozy night tonight”, “i’m gonna be very present with my friend on wednesday”, etc. see how easily the moment adapts. it’s like a little spell to set yourself up for goodness

[twofacetoo]

So Tumblr is now auto-reblogging adverts onto my dash

If you see them, tell me and I’ll delete them. I don’t condone that shit

[momma-sleeptalker-deactivated20]

I was wondering why the fuck you reblogged something about shampoo. yeah, same here. if you see adverts on my dash, let me know ASAP

[ladydragon76]

I have adblocker and see NO ads, so if I reblog an ad, it wasn’t me, please let me know and LINK me, cuz I’ll never see it otherwise.

[messyspacespades]

Same here. Please tell me if I reblog adds…

[above-dragon-deactivated2019040]

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

[brambeag]

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE