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[ffsazariah-deactivated20180520]

“I didn’t answer, so I don’t know. Yeah… didn’t think it would matter much to you.”

[bbymirana]

“Why didn’t you? I thought you’d love to talk to her again. I... It doesn’t matter to me.”

[hummelsluke]

“Sadly, there will always be assholes customers. But watcha gonna do?”

[bbymirana]

“Maybe I can’t do a lot, but if you’re being rude, I’ll probably take extra long on your order.”

[bbymirana]

@whoevenisriley: @miranarios I'm only being negative because there's nothing good to say about him

@miranarios: @whoevenisriley yes there is like his music or his face or his new hair

[misantropensomelsketmenneskene]

[amsnight-deactivated20211218]

“Oh god, that sounds like heaven right now. We should definitely go now. Fudge cake and brownies cannot wait any longer.”

[bbymirana]

“Yes! We’ve already waited too long, like five minutes too long.”

[bbymirana]

@sinlauder: @miranarios as long as i'm with you babe, doesn't matter to me

@miranarios: @sinlauder stooop

[nomenu]

[bl-ossomed]

[5hontour]

[bbymirana]

fckcullenprice:

“Okay, way to be a bitch.” 

“What? It’s true. You’re a bad kisser. And a douchebag. But, it’s inevitable. It’s okay- I understand.”

[nomenu]

[5hontour]

[hercamz-blog]

[hellbound-777]

[bbymirana]

@miranarios: fionna is my favourite person in the world (also sinclair but hes taking the picture)

[bbymirana]

balthkaiser:

“Hey, uh, do you want some of these? Weird question, I know, but my dad took me out to dinner and ordered way too many breadsticks and we took the extras home but I’m all breadsticked out.”

“I’ll take some! I love breadsticks- and, you know what, I love your dad. I’ve never met him, but he seems way cooler than you already ”