Season One.

I'm your average main character in an average romantic comedy.

[tygerr-artt]

[bwyan-cwanston]

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help him

[bcandoit]

I currently own 1 Tumblcoin, the future of meme currency.

[aku-no-homu]

ヴァーチャルフロッグフクラアイ by artist 霜月 (@Eight_Shimo)

[aku-no-homu]

Kizuna best girl? Best A.I? Fuck you! by artist @lushsux (patreon)

[nelc]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I hope you don’t mind, but I slowed the gif down because that is a FANTASTIC move.

[snatchr]

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[neonjude]

You would not believe your eyes

[pork-cutlet-phan]

If ten million fireflies

[nucleic-asshole]

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

[suntherians]

‘Cause they fill the open air

[john-got-locked]

And leave teardrops everywhere

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

You’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

[shpenification]

I’d like to make myself believe

[fashizm]

that planet earth turns

[cisphobiatestredux]

Slowly

[straightedgedhigh]

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep

[bootstrapnation]

‘Cause everything is never as it seems

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs

[genderunknownatbirth]

From ten thousand lightning bugs

[skinnyxliv]

As they tried to teach me how to dance

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

A foxtrot above my head

[vikingmetal-prussia]

A sock hop beneath my bed

[jordanthediamonddingo]

I’m left speechless

[neonjude]

Why’d you interrupt us pardner

[pork-cutlet-phan]

What is wrong with you pardner

[nucleic-asshole]

Are you proud of what you’ve done pardner

[suntherians]

Pardner

[john-got-locked]

Pardner

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

Pardner

[shpenification]

Pardner

[fashizm]

Pardner

[cisphobiatestredux]

Pardner

[straightedgedhigh]

Pardner

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

Pardner

[bootstrapnation]

Pardner

[genderunknownatbirth]

Pardner

[skinnyxliv]

Pardner

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

Pardner

[vikingmetal-prussia]

Pardner

[zexrimion]

Why are all of the icons sheen?

[vikingmetal-prussia]

Sheen.

[pkpaulshow]

[avielsusej]

I DID THIS AS FAST AS I COULD

[thecuriousinferno]

IT’S NOVEMBER

You know what that means

[suicideracoon]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

This professor gets extra credit.

[ruinedchildhood]

they need a show together

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Lmao Aubrey is a clown

[localstarboy]

What if “IT” was an anime?🎈

[zechs]

[ruinedchildhood]

[teeny-weeny-titty]

SHREK’S OGREBERRY