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@bcautifulevil-blog
Multimuse, multifandom, multiship, multi everything. Non-selective. I'll love everyone! Canon & OC Mun and chars 18+ Played by Bea. EN & PT-BR born again in jan 2019
Hey you beautiful people! I’m moving all my rpi characters to this multimuse blog so I can activate everyone once again. So find me there!
Oi pessoas lindas! Estou movendo todos meus personagens indi para esse blog multimuse para reativar todo mundo mais uma vez. Me encontrem lá!
((* I haven’t logged in this blog since idk long time ago… I blame it on the college and on the job. But… Holidays finally came and I have a month free of everything! So… I’m back. I’ll be doing my drafts (idek how much of them I have now??) and coming slowly back to rpi world. Anyways, it’s been a long time since I last wrote anything in english so I’m sorry if anything on this post doesn’t makes sense or something is wrong.*))
((*Eu não entro nesse blog a não sei quanto tempo… Culpa da faculdade e do trabalho. Mas… Finalmente férias!! E eu tenho um mês inteirinho sem precisar fazer nada. Então… Estou de volta! Vou estar fazendo meus rascunhos aqui (que nem sei mais quanto são??) e voltarei aos poucos ao mundo do rpi amém senhor!*))
Funny Sentence Starters (Supernatural edition!)
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”
"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."
“Boy/Girl, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.”
“Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”
"I had a crappy guidance counselor."
"Dude, you fugly."
“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.”
"Hold me, ____. That was beautiful."
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”
"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"
"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl/guy that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"
"People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"
“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
"I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks/dudes anyway."
“My name is _____. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women/men. And I did not kill anyone.”
“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”
“This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
"Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."
“What do you wanna do, poke her/him with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”
“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”
"Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".
"Dude, you full-on had a girl/guy inside you for like a whole week. That’s pretty naughty"
“________, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”
"They made me slow dance."
"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass!"
“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”
"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."
“I lost my shoe.”
“I’m Batman!”
“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
“I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
“Don’t objectify me."
"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!"
“These tacos taste funny to you?”
"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
"What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"
“Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.”
“Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.”
“That was scary!”
"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."
"On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."
"This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."
"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
"Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."
“The whistle makes me their god.”
“______'s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone”
“Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”
"For fans, they sure do complain a lot."
“Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.”
“No, he's/she's not on any flatbread.”
"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."
“You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?”
“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”
"You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?”
"Today, you're my little bitch."
"This isn’t funny, _____. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
"Check it out. Four score and seven years ago ... I had a funny hat."
"Brains trumps legs, apparently."
“I believe that (he-)witch gave you the clap.”
“I have genital herpes.”
“Son of a bitch!”
“Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!"
“Boop!”
“I would love to have the sex with you.”
“One leather jacket, one sasquatch."
“I don’t understand that reference.”
“Dude, you punched a cupid."
"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."
"Hey ass-butt!"
"No one dicks with ____ except me"
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After having a huge fight, our muses have angry sex that doesn’t end in their argument resolved. In fact, after all is done, your muse kicks mine out and they’re left to sleep on the couch.
After sleeping together for the first time, my muse never hears back from yours and a few months later, they run into each other on the street and are forced to wait at a crosswalk next to each other.
During the act, my muse somehow ends up on the floor with a bleeding head wound.
Heavy petting ensues and after a few minutes of no response from your muse, mine looks down to find that they were unknowingly rubbing your muse’s thigh the entire time.
In the middle of the act, my muse looks over to see an animal watching through the window and no matter what our muses do, the animal refuses to leave thus ruining the mood and leaving our muses frustrated.
In the throws of ecstasy, your muse moans something ridiculous, causing my muse to lose all sexual interest.
My muse catches your muse “self completing” to a rather disturbing bit of pornography when they meant to surprise them and come home from work/wherever early.
My muse finishes well before your muse and is too tired to help them reach climax, leaving things a bit more awkward than they were prepared for.
Sex in front of the fire place turns sour when the blanket gets too close to the flames and catches fire.
Sex in the shower is a great idea until my muse slips and busts their lip, and takes your muse down with them.
Sex sent your muse to the ER and my muse desperately tries to come up with a cover story to tell the nurses and doctor.
Things are just starting to heat up when your muse gets a terrible stomach cramp and runs to the bathroom only to spend the next 45 minutes in there, leaving my muse to fend for themselves.
What began as sensual touching, your muse begins tickling my muse and they laugh so hard that they pass gas, completely killing the mood.
While your muse had the most delightful orgasm, my muse is left less than satisfied.
Your muse sneezes while going down on mine, somehow causing them an incredible amount of pain.
Injured/Injury Starters
Injured
“Oh shit, are you alright?”
“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”
“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”
“That looks broken.”
“Can you move your __?”
“Are you okay?”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Who did this?”
“Did you do this to yourself?”
“How did this happen?”
“We need to get you to a hospital.”
“Do you need to go to a hospital?”
“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”
“Do you want me to look at it?”
“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”
“Stop moving!”
“There’s so much blood.”
“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”
“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”
“How did you even do this?”
“This happened in a fight?”
“Walk it off.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“I think you need stitches.”
“You dumbass.”
Injury
“I think I hurt myself.”
“I can’t feel my __.”
“I think my __ is broken.”
“Shit, that hurts to move.”
“I don’t think I can get up.”
“I’m going to try to get up.”
“Can you go get help?”
“I need help.”
“I think I’m going to pass out.”
“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”
“I can’t walk.”
“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”
“I think I need to go to the hospital.”
“Stop laughing, this hurts.”
“My last words better not be stupid.”
“That was a dumb idea.”
“Shit, that burns.”
“I’m fine… really.”
“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”
“I got into a fight…”
“I feel lightheaded.”
“It hurts to move.”
“Can you look at it for me?”
((*I have a lot [seriously, a loooot] of drafts to work on, but I want some AU’s. So, if you’re interest in any AU and wanna plot something or whatever, come and talk to me! I love AU’s and I wanna make more verses for Evie, since I just have the main verse, the Isle verse and the Real life one.*))
Ways to Be Wicked (From “Descendants 2”)
angry sexual tension starters
a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.
“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”
“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”
“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”
“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.”
“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”
“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”
“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
“Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”
Send “Maybe?” if your muse has thought of kissing mine
Even if it was only once for a split second!
but I dont want to see you happier with somebody else || evie & harry, daughter of the evil queen & son of captain hook
❝ You’re gonna make me do it, aren’t you? ❞
💋 HARLEY QUINN DIALOGUE PROMPT || accepting
🍎“– Of course I’ll. If you think that I would mess my hair doing that, you’re really out of you crazy mind. So, please, do it. For me.–”🍎
Assume The Worst || Gemini
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@bcautifulevil liked this post for a starter in Gem’s Post War AU’’
A soft sigh from the smaller De Vil twin sounded before he spoke.
“Are YOU mad at us too, Evie?”
The new Crown Prince’s voice was a mumble as he spoke, not a all like the usual De Vil arrogance he’d inherited from Devil
Today Gemini just looked SAD.
🍎 “--I should be.--” Evie said, trying to say serious even though she knew that she couldn’t be mad with them for long. “--I really should be, but I just can’t be mad at you when youre looking... Like that.--” the blue haired sighed, piching her nose bridge with her eyes closed, but siting next to him right after. “--What’s wrong, pumpkin? Don’t fool yourself, we’re still have to talk about what you did, but... I’m worried about you. --” 🍎
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|| Send 💬 for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator. || accepting
🍎"--I miss moments like this more than anything.--"🍎
shuilianzhanfang:
“I-I’m fine, really…!” She shifted her weight, clutching the strap of her bag tightly. Trying for a smile, Lijuan waved the other off, averting her gaze. Usually she was better about this, after all. She felt a bit bad that such things seemed to happen so often. “A-are you okay?”
🍎 “-- No worries, I’m fine.--” Evie smiled whidly at the girl, so she could know that was everything really ok. Evie was, actually, used to bumping into people the last few days, because of her own distraction. “--Do you need help?--” 🍎
💋 HARLEY QUINN DIALOGUE PROMPTS !
triggering / nsfw may be present , these are taken from a variety of different sources.
❝ Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? ❞
❝ Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? ❞
❝ We’re bad guys. It’s what we do. ❞
❝ I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you. ❞
❝ You’re cute. You want me? I’m all yours. ❞
❝ Why, what’s wrong? You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then. ❞
❝ You got all dressed up for me? ❞
❝ Why do you eat people? Would you like to eat me? ❞
❝ I’m bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in. ❞
❝ You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? ❞
❝ You ever been in love? ❞
❝ Own that shit. Own it! What’d you think was gonna happen? Huh? ❞
❝ I’m not much of a joiner, but… maybe we should. ❞
❝ What’s the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us. ❞
❝ I gotta work on my cardio. ❞
❝ I’ve never seen you laugh before! I don’t think I like it! ❞
❝ You give ‘em twenty minutes of naughty fun time and they think they own ya! ❞
❝ You think I’m just some dizzy airhead that don’t know nothin’. ❞
❝ You’re gonna make me do it, aren’t you? ❞
❝ Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go. ❞
❝ I’m fine. We’re done. He’s a jerk. Whatever. ❞
❝ I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy… ❞
❝ Oh well, at least I’m going out on a joke. ❞
❝ I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! ❞
❝ Get your own hostage! ❞
❝ You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! ❞
❝ Well, the joke’s on you, ‘cause I’m not even a real blonde. ❞
❝ I want to listen to the radio! ❞
❝ Gee, it’s amazing the things you find in people’s glove compartments. ❞
❝ Did you see the way I handled those creeps? Pow! Bam! ❞
❝ I’m keeping this one just for myself… maybe. ❞
❝ I think we can still work it out, don’t you? ❞
❝ I believe I served you with a subpoena once… It was a small subpoena. ❞
❝ Gee, boss, you really know how to put the fun in funeral. ❞
❝ My boss likes me to wear a smile to work… ❞
❝ No more love. No more crime. No more nothing. I’m through… ❞
❝ Take a break and play a while, doo da, doo da. ❞
❝ Oy. Beauty school is starting to look pretty good about now. ❞
❝ Sweetie, go get mommy’s bazooka. ❞
❝ I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get! ❞
❝ It’s you. The way you move… The way you… ❞
❝ It’d be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. ❞
❝ Ready for some slapstick? ❞
❝ I had a kitty once. You know, they don’t always land on their feet.. ❞
❝ We’ve got lots of cash-ching! We’ve got so much cash-ching! ❞
❝ Why won’t you tell me how you broke my hypnosic spell? ❞
❝ You wanna play? Okay, let’s play! ❞
❝ You’re really sick, you know that, boss? ❞
❝ Well, well, well. Looks like someone’s luck ran out. ❞
❝ Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! We-we killed him! ❞
❝ Sometimes, to get where you want to go, you gotta be somebody else for a while. ❞
❝ You just can’t forget who you really are. ❞
❝ Just goes to show you, never send a business man to do a psychopath’s job. ❞
❝ It shouldn’t be too difficult. Just follow the mayhem. ❞
❝ If I had a hammer, I’d hammer the evening, I’d hammer in the morning, all over your skull! ❞
❝ Actually I don’t know, I am rarely in it. ❞
❝ I am to busy doing the job you neglected to do. ❞
❝ Well, you should be more careful, [ NAME ]. ❞
❝ To what do we attribute this sudden cheerful outlook? ❞
❝ We got his credit cards; what’s to worry? ❞
❝ Wait! Want to see a movie? ❞
❝ Yahtzee! ❞
