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âI mean⊠what isnât great when youâre drunk at one in the morning though?â
Diet Coke and Cheerios. Like poured in the cheerios. Iâve yet to be able to consume enough alcohol to make that edible.
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easymaclance:
âI mean⊠what isnât great when youâre drunk at one in the morning though?â
Diet Coke and Cheerios. Like poured in the cheerios. Iâve yet to be able to consume enough alcohol to make that edible.
easymaclance:
âAre those⊠good? Iâve obviously heard of them but never been. We didnât have them in Maryland.â
Itâs pretty great, not gonna lie. Especially if youâre kinda drunk at one in the morning.
rileyatkins:
Just donât hide in the bathrooms too long. I canât imagine thatâs healthy. The free food sounds pretty awesome, though.
Just long enough for the staff to clear out, then I run the place. Maybe couldn't move in, but Iâd probably get a solid week before slipping up.Â
gtfodexter:
As I said, I didnât insult her. Seriously, all I did was politely tell her that her brows were uneven and I offered my own damn expertise to give her some tips to help her out and bang, slap to the face. I was being a good citizen, I swear!
Just meant she coulda taken it like an insult. A total stranger comes up to you and says tells you there is a problem with your face has a lot of potential to go south quick. Though she probably could have settled for a âfuck offâ
Bailey Anderson is a twenty year old student who is studying fine Arts. She is a pansexual cis female. Bailey is adroit and loyal but sheâs also reckless and belligerent.Â
Bailey was always so gifted. Good with math, science. Her parents were always so proud of her. She was the perfect child, and they couldnât have been happier with the girl that they adopted. About a year after she was adopted, the Andersonsâ had a miracle and got pregnant. They started preparing almost instantly, moving to a new town with a bigger house for their expanding family. The ten-year-old was so excited to be a big sister, she couldnât contain it, and got sent to the principalâs office for the first time for taking over a classmateâs show and tell time to show off an ultrasound of her new sibling. Of course, the kids jumped on the opportunity to tease the new girl.Told Bailey that her parents were going to return her once the baby came. She hated being in the foster system, wouldnât go back. Â Bailey was smart, she could make it on her own. She made it a day and a half before running into her aunt, helping her parents look for her. Instead of just going back, Bailey decided to bolt. Right into oncoming traffic.
It was two weeks before Bailey actually woke up, sheâd been in a medically induced coma to reduce the swelling in her brain, but there was still lasting damage. She struggled in school after going back, ended up dropping out of her gifted programs. Couldnât deal with disappointing everyone that had such high expectations of her, and ended up in a depressive rut. Therapist after therapist, clinic after clinic, nothing was helping. Â Until the Andersons tried art therapy. Bailey fell in love. It was the first time she felt like herself in months. Â She poured herself into making art, not really focusing on making friends and much less dating. But life happened around her, and Bailey started talking to another student in her class. They were one of the best artists in the school. Â In their sophomore year, they and Bailey got to work together on a mural, spent a ridiculous amount of time after school together. Â She found her first love in them. Of course, young romance doesnât last, but it was enough for Bailey to come out. Her family didnât care, just started looking for resources in case she needed them. In her senior year, Bailey and her younger sister went to LA pride together. In their search, the Andersons came across Lakewood University, and after looking at the art program, Bailey knew she wanted to go.
lessthanmacyalexis:
Honestly Iâve been there. There was at least a month long period where all I wanted to eat were fries animal-style.
It took me so long to be willing to try animal style anything. So much wasted time. Doubt anyone could really knock you if you had eaten them for a month straight.
rosiefoster:
Is it sad that Iâve never been there?
A little, because Iâm pretty sure itâs like the only way to become a citizen of this state. The hype is deserved, though.
rileyatkins:
Iâm sure if you hide under the tables, youâll last maybe a night or two.
I think I could manage pretty well, doubt anyone checks the bathrooms well enough to notice if I hid in there. Could fire up the grill and make myself loads of free food.
gtfodexter:
I wasnât! If I told her she was fuck ugly and needed to fix herself then sure, but I was trying to be nice about it. I guess itâs hard for me to come across as sweet. Maybe a language barrier, I dunno. I hope she realises, finds me and then apologises.
Well,you know what they say about good intentions. Still, even the nicest person coming up and insulting your kinda fucks with your day. I wouldnât hold your breath.
You know thereâs the saying of, âeyebrows should be sisters, not twinsâ? Today, I saw someone with eyebrows that didnât even look like they were god damn friends and it broke my tiny, cold heart so much that I had to tell her. I got slapped.
You were definitely asking for that. Â But, sheâll probably be so mad about t later sheâll end up staring at herself in the mirror and realize you were right.Â
Iâm currently very seriously debating living inside an In-N-Out.Â
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