[bclarke]

ae! he/she | twitter | kuzyala primer

-> kings primarily. i am also fond of the oilers & sabres :p

-> in regards to other teams that i talk about (pens, leafs, sharks, sens, and various others), i care about their players, prospects, and narratives more than the team itself

-> the clarke brothers are my personal close friends. hyperfixated on them & especially brandt. but! i also really like connor dewar a crazy amount

-> i rpf and cornplate #dontgaf. minors dni with nsfw posts if ever. much more talkative on twitter. i post edits sometimes. catch me there if you like

[bclarke]

marvey but it’s kempe and clarke

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Hotchreid is to Marvey is to Adrian Kempe and Brandt Clarke. Send post

[bclarke]

i want leon draisaitl and adrian kempe making out sloppy style like yesterday

[bclarke]

big feelings abt spenny and qb golfing together today

[bclarke]

brandt clarke first (playoff) career hat trick vs the avalanche would be so sick. bonus points if they remake the alaf 1492 hat trick celly but with a big kiss and Maybe some dryhumping

[bclarke]

we may have lost but we did get playoffs 1492. thank you alex laferriere for getting in between every scrum that’s entirely brandt clarke’s

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i miss 1492!

[bclarke]

i miss blarke

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also me and jess never updated the kuzyala primer if anybody would like to compile their shenanigans since june i would be very grateful and willing to update that little thing. hehe

[bclarke]

also 1492 playoff points = primer released so boys if uwould please.

[bclarke]

and don't worry people of the world. if brandt clarke ever needs another midgame peptalk post-kopi, there's always adrian kempe. and there's also agegap yaoi there if you're woke ;p ps. thank you @ak11996 for conjuring that completely real bs with me

[bclarke]

kings video editor thank you for all the tiny 1492s in the clinched mini movie <3 those boys are sick and nasty and ewwww

[bclarke]

Brandt looks like Kevin McAllister In one of those jersey off the back photos

LOLSLWOKDJDEK i see it

[bclarke]

if anyone cares alex laferriere favorited an edit of mine on tiktok & it was in fact a 1492 edit captioned “boyfriends 4ever” LOL

[bclarke]

nobody knows that i captain 1492, but here we are. i actually have incredibly incriminating evidence on those two

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