[bcryllium]

//Hi I was MIA bc my mental state was fuck, how the rest of yall doin?

[memesfromstuff]

send “do you want a hug?” to see how my muse reacts!

[bcryllium]

//... Can you PLEASE just show me stuff from the people I’m following instead of whatever the fuck this is?

There was one single post from one of the peeps I follow and everything else was just This

[memetaped]

most popular girls in school taken from the tv show.

i said where, not when, you idiot.

what, did you suddenly adopt the vocabulary of bob the builder?

i’m sorry, doc, but i don’t live in a goddamn mentos commercial.

do you guys ever talk about anything other than, like, revenge?

we should probably go eat an entire meal and reorganize.

i’m coping. i’m celebrating. i’m copebrating. i’m celebroting.

oh my g.

we’re kind of in the middle of something right now, so if you could, you know, not.

god, i want to fucking murder you.

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living.

are you gonna try to nickname yourself again?

note to self: corn dogs and mountain dew do not mix.

you look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit.

psst. psst. psst.

i want to poop here. whenever i want for as long as i want.

welcome to the new reality.

stop trying to force your full house references on us.

byeeeee.

but the “me” i want to be likes to curse.

i don’t really think that this is the kind of thing that anybody should be laughing at.

you were supposed to be watching the door.

someone threw a rock at me today.

why do you say “how do you say” before words you clearly know how to say?

om, nom, nom, nom. i’m hungry for lunch.

TMI but thanks.

whoa, i think i’m going to pass out.

well, well, well, sounds like there’s discord on cheer mountain.

i’m recording it on the DVR so that i can fast forward through commercials.

i didn’t believe that for a goddamn second.

you have the worst timing ever. we’re kind of dealing with a situation here.

jesus christ, is that a fucking gremlin?

i’m not saying anything. i’m just saying.

the answer to a question i never asked.

now where the hell is my nonfat skinny caramel hazelnut jamocha cappuccino?

the ghost of christmas past wouldn’t sell me anything.

it means whatever the fuck you want it to mean.

by a nap, do you mean ambien and a box of wine?

you cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today.

i think i know how to mix ex-lax into a fucking drink, okay?

well, i don’t want to be rude, but that story was very long and much more involved than i originally thought it would be, and i’ve had to poop through most of it.

just give me one second. annnd it’s on twitter.

i’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

no, write-in, like with a pen.

don’t erase my DVR.

so much technical jargon, jesus louisus!

that’s a nightmare. a nightmare i call my life.

and it can’t be me because i’m halfway through shark week.

what the fuck is wrong with you?! throwing hacky-sacks all around willy-nilly like this was the goddamned x-games.

don’t worry. i’ve got this.

oh, jesus christ, you’re a fucking trainwreck.

my ears will never be clean.

i’m trying to keep my stress levels down. i’ll explain later, but just know that i agree with pretty much everything you said.

i guess the only part of your plan that didn’t work was the whole goddamn thing!

don’t ever fucking cut me off again, do you understand me?

but if you put too much, then it won’t mix with the liquid and it’ll just sit on top like semen on root beer.

and that’s why i always say, “trust a decepticon and you’ll get burned”.

you think you can maintain consciousness for the next five minutes?

“not the best idea”? it’s a fucking ridiculous piece of shit of an idea!

i know you got your own issues, but we’ve literally spent the last three weeks talking exclusively about that.

hit the bricks, bitch.

we’ll make you an admin on our facebook page, include you on the google docs and start cc’ing you on all emails.

oh my god, i feel like it’s staring right at me. it’s like the eye of sauron.

never mind. posted, tagged, your life is ruined.

i wanted to play angry birds, not read wuthering fucking heights.

oh my, somebody’s gonna be walking very funny tomorrow morning.

is chiffon a material or a person? or both?

i’m in the matrix.

oh, well that sounds like a perfectly rational decision.

son of a – son of a gun, son of a freaking gun.

i’m glad this is gonna be a fair fight. like rocky and apollo creed.

i think you meant to say fudging poop-show.

do you think anyone will notice i’m bald?

you’re right. because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. you, however, i would maim.

how about i come back there and kick your ass?

if i didn’t have splash mountain coming out of my ass, i swear i’d rip your fucking head off.

you look up “bitch” in the dictionary and you’re gonna see my fucking face!

i just threw up in my mouth. please stop talking to me, and walk away.

you want me to say no, right?

because i’ve seen every single robocop, and i know how to take you out.

the only true happiness comes in death.

but in exchange for that, you have to watch a whole episode of glee with me.

it was barely a joke. it was just an insult with no laugh line.

i’m here to tell you two things. you’re famous and you’re welcome.

wait, why did you just answer a question that you just asked?

i ate the last bag of gushers while you were taking your afternoon bath, you dirt ball.

ew, it has a bloodstain on it.

that just made me think of something to put on my vision board! i’ll be right back.

this is pizza street, not a toddler’s kitchen.

i’m sorry, but someone like you wouldn’t really understand what i’m going through right now.

what the fuck is the wi-fi password?

i had to leave. i had to reinvent myself.

you have my full and complete attention.

wait, so is hipster a technical term for people who get dressed in the dark?

less talk, talk. more make, make.

what the fuck do i have to be stressed about? 

[thememebunny]

Send “Meanwhile” for the mun to talk about a current thread their muse is in.

Send “A Long Time Ago” for the mun to talk about a thread they did before that’s over.

Send “Pitch It” for the mun to offer a possible plot for both of our muses (if a multimuse please specify).

[marichive]

An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme

Physical prompts based around some of my favorite tropes / physical actions in threads. Send this   + reverse   to change which muse does which action.

tw for implied violence in some

❰❰ PIN ❱❱ sender pins receiver during a fight/training

❰❰ HURT ❱❱ sender is hurt protecting receiver

❰❰ CARRY ❱❱ sender carries receiver bridal style

❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder

❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver’s wounds

❰❰ SUPPORT ❱❱ sender comforts receiver after a loss / traumatic event

❰❰ THREAT ❱❱ sender holds a weapon up to receiver as a threat

❰❰ SAVE ❱❱ sender saves receiver’s life

❰❰ CRY ❱❱ sender cries in front of receiver

❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance

❰❰ HAND KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the hand or wrist

❰❰ CHEEK KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the cheek

❰❰ HEAD KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead

❰❰ EMBRACE ❱❱ sender embraces receiver

❰❰ HANDS ❱❱ sender’s fingers graze the receiver’s fingers

❰❰ CUDDLE ❱❱ our muses cuddle

❰❰ BED ❱❱ our muses share a bed

❰❰ BRUSH ❱❱ sender plays with / brushes receiver’s hair

❰❰ GAZE ❱❱ our muses make extended eye contact

❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don’t or are interrupted before they do

❰❰ ARGUE ❱❱ sender ends an argument with receiver with a kiss

❰❰ ARM ❱❱ sender puts their arm around receiver

❰❰ PULL ❱❱ sender pulls receiver close to them

❰❰ BACK ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the back

❰❰ SHOULDER ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the shoulder

❰❰ LEAN ❱❱ sender leans against receiver

❰❰ CARESS ❱❱ sender caresses the receiver’s cheek

❰❰ HAIR ❱❱ sender pushes receiver’s hair away from their face

❰❰ TILT ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their hand

❰❰ CHIN ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their weapon

❰❰ LEG ❱❱ sender’s leg touches the receiver’s leg under the table

❰❰ FOOD ❱❱ sender feeds the receiver

❰❰ WALL ❱❱ sender pushes the receiver against a wall

❰❰ FREE ❱❱ sender frees the receiver from restraints

❰❰ TACKLE ❱❱ sender hugs the receiver so hard they almost fall over / do fall over

❰❰ DYING ❱❱ sender finds the receiver near death

❰❰ PANIC ❱❱ sender comforts the receiver as they have a panic attack or get overstimulated

[vhsmeme]

* love ♥ starters

‘ want me to stay? ’

‘ we’re almost home. ’

‘ you should be in bed. ’

‘ we can share it.’

‘ stay there. i’m coming to get you. ’

‘ shh, shh. you were dreaming. ’ 

‘ grab my hand. ’

‘ i’m just going to pick you up. ’

‘ everything okay? ’

‘ i won’t leave you behind. ’

‘ don’t worry. better out than in. ’

‘ who did that to you? ’ 

‘ sit down and rest. ’

‘ sweetie, i would never think that. ’

‘ come lay down in my lap. ’

‘ i know you think you’re all alone out there, but you’re not. ’

‘ call me when you get home. ’

‘ we should change those bandages. ’

‘ you’re safe here. ’

‘ honey… ’

‘ of course we love you. ’

‘ wait here. i’ll go run a bath for you. ’

‘ take my bed for tonight. ’

‘ i promise. ’ 

‘ you’re always welcome here. ’

‘ don’t talk like that. ’

‘ bad dream? ’

‘ talk to me. ’  

‘ it’s okay to cry. ’

‘ you need to be more careful.’

‘ we should hug this out. ’

‘ i worry about you. ’

‘ can i hold your hand? ’ 

‘ because i care about you. ’

‘ it made me think of you. ’ 

‘ take care of yourself. ’

‘ put your seatbelt on. ’ 

‘ where did you go? ’ 

‘ i didn’t mean to worry you. ’

‘ i made breakfast. ’

‘ sing something for me? ’

‘ open it and find out. ’

‘ how long have you been like this? ’

‘ you look nice. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ close your eyes and try to get some rest. ’

‘ focus on my voice. ’ 

‘ i meant every word. ’

‘ i was here all night. ’

‘ look both ways before you cross. ’

‘ you don’t have to talk. ’ 

‘ this is your favorite, right? ’

‘ you’ll feel better in the morning. ’

‘ you have a nice laugh. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ you could stay here. with me. ’

‘ we’ll figure it out together. ’

[bcryllium]

//Evening. Been a little busy on my end again hejsja but I hope you all have been well !!!

I queued up a few askbox things for over the next couple days. Honestly I really need to get Dogma’s blog up and running again too... His muse is a lil finicky.

His blog is over here btw, hehe. Please feel free to follow.

[bcryllium]

//Can’t post a tiddy, but I still get fuckin porn bots liking my art.

Tumblr Is A Functioning Website.

[bcryllium]

//Doodled a few Alices while I was sitting here. Been wanting to draw her with less happy expressions more often.

Plus a blushy in the corner bc I quick sketched it and thought it looked funny.

[bcryllium]

//I was scrolling down my dash and what the fuck is this.

[bcryllium]

dragoncanefangs​:

“What was that?” Hitting send on a text mocking Dogma with a single laugh Tine looked up from the phone and casually tossed it to let the device shatter against the side walk. “No need to concern yourself with that. Now onto the intimates!”

By the time they’d reached the closest ice-cream van Tine had asked her how much Dogma had cried and if the sex had really been so bad.

“Of course it is what you do with it but considering he looks near identical to I it could not have been so awful to warrant separation.” He looked to her with a curious tilt of his head. “You do know I am very pretty yes?”

Ordering a 99 for himself he ordered her one too and shook his head with a hum.

“Yes I know he was as interesting as wet cardboard but really who would have thought you would come to realize it. Hmm… You know the more I think on it I do pity him a bit. One moment-” Pulling a new phone from his back pocket he sent on a text of a sad face to Dogma and nodded. 

“-There, now to cleanse my pallet before we eat, describe his misery in four words.”

“... You’re asking to get slapped again, aren’t you.” Her tone was deadpan, mostly ignoring his questions... Though, at the mention of more sexual aspects, she did smack his arm and snap at him to shut up, red faced.

“Why do you assume he and I even--Ugh...” She shook her head. “For your information, I barely even think about that sort of thing when going into a relationship... Honestly if that sort of want comes up I just shove it back.” She listens to him continue on.

“You’re admittedly quite handsome, yes. One of your few redeeming features, if I’m being perfectly honest. And it’s nothing like that, alright? He’d been nothing but good to me and being around him was and still is nice, I just felt like I’d rushed into it.” There was a pause, before she heaves out a sigh.

“Alright... Truth be told, I think I was using him as a rebound. And I couldn’t bear knowing that, so I...” She trails off again. “A-anyway. I don’t know if this is what you’re looking for, but I’ve got a different four words for you: Feelings are fucking stupid. And giving up on this sort of thing is tempting.” She sounded as bitter as she felt.

“... God, I don’t even know why I’m telling you all this. I think I just needed to get all this out of my head, you know?”

[bcryllium]

//For once I have a morning with nothing going on so hellooooo

[bcryllium]

dragoncanefangs​:

“A quick laugh.” He shrugged in amusement. 

Ah how he loved to be proven right. Time and time he told her and the demon their love was a fraud and here was the proof standing before him. It put him into an excellent mood and he had no qualms in showing it, grinning ear to ear and almost bouncing on his heels where he stood.

“I feel like a treat. Care to join I for an ice cream? I would so love to hear all the sordid details of your failing romance.” The invitation was thrown out less as a suggestion and more a fact as he slipped his arm around hers and began walking them.

 She was free to pull away of course but it didn’t seem like he had any intention of stopping his walk if she did.

“An amicable break you said? Oh now that can not be all to it. I would presume he initiated the separation being a demon, known for self preservation and all that but then again you do occasionally have a back bone so perhaps you took the initiative-”

That was honestly about the answer Alice expected. She heaves out a sigh, her patience having worn thin for the most part; It was difficult to keep herself from snapping again, but she shoved her anger back. She had to keep reminding herself she wasn’t like that. She wasn’t aggressive, or mean, or anything like that.

She wasn’t like him.

“Huh-?” She stumbles forward a bit as Tine suddenly links their arms, visibly startled. “I... Sure? It’s not like I have any plans right now, but it’s not that interesting of a story...” She looks up at him, noticing how much happier he looked all of a sudden. She takes a deep breath, pulling her arm from his but still walking at his side regardless.

“Oh, come on, I’m not spineless, Tine...” She rolls her eyes at him, before her expression grows slightly bitter.

“It was me who took the initiative. It’s just, something felt wrong at some point and...” She trails off, wondering if she should even divulge the details. She glances away from him, absentmindedly tugging at her sleeve and trying to silence the ache in her chest. Tine would see a hollow look in her eyes if he were to look.

“... If you genuinely want to know, I’ll tell you. But in return, do me a favor and leave him alone.”

[bcryllium]

“God damn, it got warm awfully quick…” Beryl brushes his hair back from his face for the umpteenth time today. He wondered if he should invest in a hairband…

“… You holding up okay? We can find somewhere to cool off and rest if you need.”

[bcryllium]

//Bruh the people I follow are all such talented artists, tf??

[kavtari]

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